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While departing the airport in Japan, Maddox Jolie-Pitt decided to smack his brother Pax in the face! Ahh yes, sibling rivalry, we know it all too well.

Even so, they are still well behaved. I wonder how they get punished? And look at cute little Shiloh and her Montenegro style. Adorable.

This weekend was a real two-fer for heiress and resident airhead, Paris Hilton. The socialite started off the weekend by going nude on a boat. Then, she got schnockered at the bar with some Malaysian dude who had a “I can out-buy you under the table” competition with her ex-boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt.

Now, this photo is simply going to take the cake. It caused Jesse James to lose some credibility, but will it do the same for Paris? Only time will tell.

After the jump for the drunk as a skunk version of Paris! (continue reading…)

Before Lindsay Lohan got sent up, she got a tattoo of a crying girl started on her arm. It doesn’t look like much now, but once you check out the art used as inspiration, you’ll see what she was trying to get.

TMZ reports:

We’re told Lohan first went under the needle at the Shamrock Social Club tattoo parlor in Hollywood just a few weeks ago — and ironically chose the image because “she liked the innocence of the girl.”

The art is done by Mark Ryden, but it doesn’t look like it would translate well into tattoo form. What do you think? (continue reading…)

Robert Pattinson just can’t seem to catch a break with the paparazzi. Everywhere he goes, they follow, cameras in tow.

Earlier tonight, Rob was enjoying a house party in Venice, California. All was fine and well until he tried to leave and was confronted by a ton of photographers videotaping and photographing his every move. Rob tried to enlist the help of local police officers, but they were of no help.

Check out the action, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Forbes magazine has revealed their list of the best paid celebrities under the age of thirty and we’ve got the top ten right here for you.

Check it out! (continue reading…)

Selena Gomez has recently revealed that she saw the mega-hit movie, Inception and she gets it! Something else she got from the flick? A crush on the male lead — Leonardo DiCaprio!

Ok! magazine reports:

Asked who her secret celebrity crush is, the Disney star revealed: “If I was older, it would be Leonardo DiCaprio.

“I loved Inception. I’m usually like always asking my mom, ‘What is going on?’ but with this movie, I got it.”

“But Leonardo, he’s so handsome and talented. He can reach all audiences,” Selena gushed.

Have you seen Inception yet? Who’s your celebrity crush?

Just a little over a month ago, actress Amanda Bynes announced that she was retiring from acting at the young age of 24. She said that it was no longer fun and she didn’t love it anymore.

She has since changed her mind and has come out of retirement. In a recent tweet, she said, “i’ve unretired” and then prompted us to watch her new trailer for Easy A, which comes out on September 17, 2010.

She tweeted, “easy A. September 17th. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL7W6pEuAW0 check it out :)”

You can check that out, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Kim Kardashian took to her official Twitter page to try to persuade a fan not to have plastic surgery in an attempt to look like the reality television actress.

The fan, Brisa Johnson, tweeted, “I’m getting head 2 toe plastic surgery nxt week 2 look like @kimkardashian so my husband won’t leave me. He worships her.”

Kim Kardashian replied, “NO”, followed by “Pls dont. Ur husband should love u 4 who u are! Don’t try 2 b someone else. Im sure u are beautiful inside &out! Just as u are. Don’t change yourself for anybody but yourself…be happy with who u are! Someone will appreciate and adore u just as you are.”

Who knew Kim could dispense good advice? Now, she can follow that herself and stay from under the knife.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are so in love that they’re never going to split up! He also said that Angelina has been talking about wanting to adopt another baby from Ethiopia.

He said, “I love Angie and we were never going to split up. That is why I had to do something about all the untrue rumors flying around about us and protect my family. The truth is that we are in love, we have six kids together and she’s the mother to my children and a delightful person. She is a wonderful mother. Angie just loves babies – and she wants another.”

The duo already have Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox and Vivienne. And now they plan on adding another child to their rainbow nation of children.

He added, “We wanted to adopt another baby from Ethiopia, where we adopted Zahara, but the country has clamped down. It means it is very hard to take babies out of there and to America now, but we are going to try for one more baby. The twins are two years old now and getting really big. And Shiloh is growing up so fast. She likes boy’s clothes. I think she thinks she actually is a little boy! It is so funny. Our children bring us so much joy.”

How sweet. But I really don’t know how they balance all of their time.

True Blood is on tonight and we’ve got some of the goodies from the cast’s appearance at this year’s Comic Con!

After the jump, we’ve got author Charlaine Harris talking about Comic Con, costumes, Sookie’s happiness and the taste of blood. Also, James Frain talks about his character, Franklin’s relationship with Tara (there might be a wedding!??!?) and some thumbnails! (continue reading…)

Paris Hilton was seen partying it up in St. Tropez with Malaysian businessman Taek Jho Low. He was spending millions of dollars on bottles of the club’s most expensive champagne for Paris and her drinking buddies.

The only problem? Paris’ ex-boyfriend, Doug Reinhardt, was there — and he was competing with Taek. Crazy!

NOTW reports:

Her new fella, chubby Malaysian playboy Taek Jho Low, shelled out a staggering £1.8 MILLION on bubbly at the exclusive Byblos nightclub.

He was competing with her ex-boyfriend Doug Reinhardt on who could splash the most cash on booze.

What was he doing there?

If you haven’t had the opportunity to listen to Sky Ferreira’s new song, One, then we’ll forgive you. But you must watch it now!

Sky is destined to be the new princess of pop/dance music. Until she releases her debut album, we’ll always have Happy Dre and this instant classic: (continue reading…)

If you’ve been sporting a “Free Lindsay” t-shirt lately, then you might be in luck!

It has been rumored that Lindsay Lohan is likely to be sprung from the clink sometime today. Due to her model behavior, reportedly, as well as overcrowding, Lindsay could be back to crack tweeting by later on tonight. We’re not sure how likely that is, considering that she’s only been locked up for five days, but that’s the rumor.

Another rumor that’s floating around is that Lindsay has been cutting herself in jail and has been taunted by other inmates who’ve been calling her “Firecrotch”. Poor thing, jail is such a tough place and I’m sure she’ll tell us all about it in an interview she does soon. And you know she’ll make bank on it, too.

Robert Pattinson has inspired Marks and Spencer to create an underwear line aimed at fans of Edward Cullen.

The Guardian reports:

Dubbed the R-Pant, the low-rise briefs and trunks are designed to be worn under skinny jeans and trousers, a look popularized by the likes of Russell Brand and Mark Ronson, two celebrities the chain cites as design influences.

Despite widely reported criticism by Jeremy Paxman in 2008 when the Newsnight presenter claimed “their pants no longer provide adequate support”, one in four UK men still wear M&S pants, according to the retailer.

The R-Pant launch is a thinly-veiled marketing strategy designed to appeal to a younger audience and to sex-up its underwear range. “Over the last three years we’ve seen an increase in the popularity of hipsters,” says Richard Beale, head of merchandising. “The new range is designed to appeal to a younger, fashion-savvy customer.”

Olie Arnold, style director of Men’s Health, believes there is a market for lower-rise pants. “I hate seeing the waistbands of men’s pants poking out of the top of their jeans,” he said. He questioned whether M&S was the right target market. “Do M&S really even sell skinny jeans? Maybe lots of women will buy them for their husbands and boyfriends, though.”

Ladies, do you want to see your man sporting the R Pant?

Taylor Momsen has revealed that she avoids the internet, because it encompasses all that is evil in the world. She says that she can’t Google herself because of all of the negative comments that people make.

In a new interview, she said, “Just don’t Google yourself; it’s evil. It’s mean. You just don’t read the internet because someone is always going to say something about what you’re doing or how you’re looking that day or whatever. Just be comfortable in your own skin and about what you’re doing.”

You know what’s evil? That eyeliner that she cakes onto herself daily. It’s like an attack of wild raccoons or something. Don’t Google that, Taylor, we’re evil.

We’ve received an anonymous tip that former Backstreet Boys singer Nick Carter is running a relationship advice website called DumpThatDude.com, in addition to a secret associated Twitter account.

From the email we received:

Nick Carter from The Backstreet Boys has a SECRET Twitter account called @DumpThatDude!

He uses it to give out dating advice, which is TOTALLY IRONIC!!! (He is one of the worst boyfriends in the history of the world.)

The other day he posted a link to @DumpThatDude on his personal Twitter account. It’s the 1st TIME he has EVER used an “@” reply in one of his posts.

Plus, if you go to http://twitter.com/DumpThatDude you will see that the account is only following one person…NICK CARTER!

Via a basic Whois search, we’ve found that the domain was registered on July 10, 2010. On the associated Twitter account, the advice giver provides us with these gems:

if he sounds like the guy in ANY @TaylorSwift13 song, start singing a different tune, and #DumpThatDude!

If he gets pissed off when you wear your “Future Mrs. @NickCarter” T-Shirt, tell him you DON’T want it THAT way and Dump That Dude!

If the number of years you’ve been together is greater than the number of times he’s sent you flowers, plant a seed somewhere else. DTD!

Also, Nick tweeted this from his personal account, “You gotta check this out. This here’s for all the girls that don’t know how to end it with that douche lol. @DumpThatDude”

Interesting coincidence? Thoughts?

Taylor Swift was seen kissing her Mine video co-star Toby Hemingway.

When speaking about the song, she said, “‘Mine’ is a song that is about my tendency to run from love, it’s been a recent tendency. Every really direct example of love that I have had in front of me has ended in goodbye, has ended in breakups. So I’ve developed a pattern of sort of running away when it comes time to fall in love. This song is sort of about finding the exception to that.”

I guess I’d feel the same way if Joe Jonas broke up with me over a quick telephone call.

Taylor Swift obviously has a friend in rapper Eminem. After Kanye West stage-jacked her at the 2009 MTV VMAs, Eminem said that he should’ve shown more class.

If you’ll recall, Taylor took the mic to give a proper acceptance speech for her award for Best Female Video and said that Beyonce had the best video of all time. He was obviously drunk and acting like a complete fool. Taylor was left on stage with the mic and did not get to say her thanks. Later on in the awards show, Beyonce took the stage to accept an award and called Taylor out to the stage. Beyonce showed class, where Kanye had none.

Now, Eminem has taken a beef with Kanye, saying, “He shouldn’t have done that, man. I mean, she’s (Swift) a little girl.”

We agree. I’m just wondering what took him so long to come to her defense. It’s been months since that happened.

As a result of all of her fans showing their support for her upcoming release, Teenage Dream, Katy Perry gave us a look at the upcoming music video of the same name.

She tweeted the above photo, saying, “Thanks SO much for ur AMAZING support today! As a reward here’s a shot from the upcoming Teenage Dream Video!”

Are you excited for this video to be released? I’ve heard that the song is going to be a hit!

Justin Bieber has been taken away as his bad alter-ego, Jason McCann, in the season premiere of CSI.

His episode is set to air on September 23, 2010 on CBS. The teen singer tweeted this yesterday, “CSI premieres on Thursday, Sept 23rd on CBS…and I told you I was a BAD MAN!!”

I wonder what he did to get cuffed?

Katy Perry graces the cover of the newest issue of Billboard magazine. She talked about her new single, resorting to scandalous stunts and her death wish.

Check out what she had to say:

On her first single off her new record: “I’m not saying, ‘Oh, my God! ‘California Gurls’ is a f—ing genius opus!’ I just know what kind of card this summer needs, and that’s the one I’m playing.”

On not having to resort to scandalous stunts to get attention: “I’m not coming out trying to prove anything to anyone, like, ‘Oh, I’m in assless chaps!’ or ‘I can’t be tamed! I’ve already been through that phase. I started at 23, you know?”

On the inspiration for “Fireworks”: “Basically I have this very morbid idea…when I pass, I want to be put into a firework and shot across the sky over the Santa Barbara Ocean as my last hurrah. I want to be a firework, both living and dead. My boyfriend showed me a paragraph out of Jack Kerouac’s book On the Road, about people that are buzzing and fizzing and full of life and never say a commonplace thing. They shoot across the sky like a firework and make people go, ‘Ahhh.’ I guess that making people go ‘ahhh’ is kind of like my motto.”

Isn’t she doing stunts, though? Shooting ice cream out of your boobs and appearing naked on a cotton candy cloud seems like stunts to me. What do you think?

Michael Lohan is still a heinous d-bag and this just proves it. While they were still together, Mike took some pretty raunchy photos of his ex-fiancee Kate Major while she was sleeping.

Of the photos, Kate said, “Michael Lohan is a disgusting human being and father. He took these pictures of me when I was asleep and without my knowledge. At the time he was my fiancé. I have just found out about these images today and moving forward my lawyer, William O’Conner, will be handing the legalities of anyone that reproduces them.”

To view all of these pics in all of their nastiness, click HERE to go to the source. You’ve been warned. Earsucker.com is not responsible for any trauma that you may suffer as a result of viewing said photos and if you lose your lunch, it’s on you.

If you have had the delight of going to see Lady Gaga’s Monster Ball, then you caught this weirdness. It’s artful and strange, all at the same time. I loved it, though.

Lady Gaga’s interlude from her Monster Ball Tour has been recorded in HQ and you can check it out below! (continue reading…)