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In case you hadn’t heard, the Jonas Brothers are having an amazing giveaway of their own. In helping with promotion, we’re asking YOU, their fans to link to the giveaway on your Facebook or Twitter account.

Their contest offers five fans and their guests the chance to fly away to see the Jonas Brothers in concert on September 18th. The second place winner will receive a Jonas Brothers autographed guitar, while third place winners will receive a $50 OfficeMax gift card for some back to school shopping!

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Update: We have chosen our winner! Congratulations go out to Precious!!! Please expect an email shortly!!! Thanks to all who entered!!! Good luck in the bigger contest!!!

He may play a hot and vicious werewolf on HBO’s True Blood, but the word is that Joe Manganiello has a real life stalker.

In a new interview, he revealed, “I’ve had to have my car checked for a tracking device — for a stalker!…You have to take the good with the bad.”

Wow, that’s pretty bad! I hope he or she isn’t crazy.

It’s the first ever photo of supermodel Heidi Klum fully nude!

Rankin’s new book “Painting Pretty Pictures” has not been released in the States yet, but this picture has been leaked to the internet.

To view it, click HERE. This is obviously NSFW. And you can thank me later.

Snooki’s boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, appears on the cover of the September issue of Steppin’ Out magazine, on bended knee, proposing to the pint-sized guidette.

Snooks wasn’t having any of that. The NY Post reports:

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi promptly responded to Jeff Miranda’s marriage proposal, which will appear on the cover of the Sept. 10 issue of Steppin’ Out magazine, via her Twitter account, saying she’s “not going to get married.”

The shocking rejection, which comes a day after Miranda’s surprise proposal, means that the 4-foot-9 guidette is still Snookin’ for love.

“Just want to set the record straight. I’m single and I’m not going to get married,” Polizzi tweeted earlier today.

Good for her. This dude seems like a total famewhore.

It’s the only way to ensure that your coke gets infected with the herp, isn’t that right Paris?

Reportedly, prior to Paris Hilton getting arrested for possession of cocaine, she asked to use the bathroom at the Wynn Hotel. Of course, it wasn’t because she really had to pee like she said. She allegedly wanted to use the opportunity to stash the coke in her goodie parts. Wow, that’s so classy.

Ian Undercover reports:

“That’s why the first thing she asked the cops in Vegas was to use the bathroom,” the source named “Caroline” told IUC. “She knew it would be her only chance to hide the cocaine and avoid arrest. Paris is not as dumb as she seems. She’s one of the most clever and manipulative people one can ever meet. And she thinks quick, just like she did in Vegas. She has cat like reflexes.” The friend claims that Hilton has eluded airport security in the past by stashing the drugs in a lubricated condom before placing it in her vagina. “That’s what I’ve heard from a very good source, she’s a pro at it,” “Caroline” told IUC. “Paris travels all over the world and parties like a rockstar. I love her but she definitely needs professional help. It’s time she looks at herself in the mirror and realizes she’s not 21 anymore.”

Bet the cops never wanted thought to look there!

In her new interview with Vanity Fair, Lindsay Lohan talks about wanting her career back, never abusing prescription drugs and her dad, Michael Lohan. (continue reading…)

Samantha Ronson’s bulldog Cadillac has been accused of mauling another dog, which left the victim dead. Poor little guy.

Tiger was only two-years-old, but didn’t survive after Cadillac reportedly mauled him to death. TMZ reports:

Sam — who had worked the night before — was at home sleeping when the attack occurred. Some of her friends were in her unit. We’ve learned the friends told Animal Control they heard a human scream and then opened the door and found Cadillac in the hallway alone — there was no blood on the floor or on the bulldog. None of Sam’s friends are copping to allowing Cadillac to get out of the unit.

She has since asked family members in New York to take care of the pooch.

Wanna ask Demi Lovato a question? Ask here! – Celebuzz

Sandra Bullock’s first interview since the cheating scandal – Celeb Dirty Laundry

What is Lindsay Lohan wearing?!?? – Celebuzz

Snooki’s boyfriend was a swinger – Anything Hollywood

James Franco in trailer for 127 Oscars – Tabloid Prodigy

On tonight’s episode of The Bachelor Pad, the contestants for the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars were announced!

We’ve got the low-down right here for you!

Check ‘em out!

Paris Hilton was arrested on Friday night after cops found a “small bindle” of cocaine in her purse. At the time, she claimed that the purse was borrowed and has vehemently denied owning the cocaine in question.

Since, Paris has been charged with felony possession and she’s likely to be facing one to four years in prison over the arrest. In addition to that, the heiress could have to pay a fine of $5,000, which she probably considers to be an hour’s worth of spending cash on a shopping spree.

Now, it’s been said that Paris is not likely to secure a plea deal in the case. Radar Online reports:

District Attorney David Roger is highly unlikely to offer Paris a plea bargain deal on her cocaine possession charge, a source close to the case told RadarOnline.com exclusively.

Roger is running for reelection and has a record of high-profile victories in the legal arena.

“This is a high profile case, right before a very important election, and it’s very likely that there will be no plea bargaining down of these charges,” said the source.

You do the crime, you do the time. I guess that’s the message here. Do you feel sorry for her?

Update: Paris has proven Radar’s source WRONG!

Is Jersey Shore going off the air? – Anything Hollywood

Jimmy Fallon’s Emmy awards opening number rocked – Tabloid Prodigy

2010 Emmy awards after-party pics – I Need My Fix

HBO’s Temple Grandin movie sweeps the Emmys – Starcasm

Britney Spears has formally given up clothing – Amy Grindhouse

2010 Emmy awards red carpet photos – Dipped In Cream

WWE’s Luna Vachon died of an oxycodone overdose? – Celebrity Smack

Rocker Slash has just filed for divorce from his wife of nine years, Perla Ferrar.

According to the legal papers, filed in Los Angeles County Superior Court, Slash cites the reason for the divorce as irreconcilable differences.

He is seeking joint physical and legal custody of the couple’s two children, London Emilio and Cash Anthony. Slash is willing to pay spousal support and the couple did not have a prenuptial agreement in place.

They were married in October, 2001.

I bet Paris Hilton is starting to worry about her cocaine bust now. She is set to be charged today with felony possession and could face up to four years in prison.

According the police report, the officer who stopped the Escalade, noticed the odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle, so he pulled them over. Inside were Paris and boyfriend Cy Waits. Cy was arrested for DUI. Paris asked to be escorted into the Wynn Hotel so that she wouldn’t cause a media frenzy.

While inside the hotel, Paris asked for her purse to retrieve some lip balm. The officer notes, “As she began to open it, I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggie begin to fall from the purse and into my hand.”

The officer asked her about the cocaine, to which she replied that “she had not seen it, but now thought it was gum.”

Authorities found .8 grams of cocaine inside the purse. Do you think she will do any jail time?

Perhaps Katy Perry enjoyed guest judging on American Idol so much that she wants to do more television?

Reportedly, Katy is in negotiations with British channel ITV2:

Speaking at the Edinburgh TV Festival, channel controller Zai Bennett says, “Katy is a target for us currently. She’s brilliant, a bullseye person. We are talking to her management about various shows.”

Perry made her judging debut on British TV show The X Factor on Saturday night.

Interesting. Do you think she’ll do it?

In case you were hiding under a rock over the weekend, Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits were arrested on Friday night. Cy got clipped for DUI, while Paris got pinched for cocaine possession. What a lovely couple.

Since, Cy has been canned from his job at the Wynn Hotel. Could it be because Paris wanted to go inside of one of their hotels so that she could have some privacy away from the prying eyes of the paparazzi? Hmm…?

Contact Music reports:

Now new reports suggest Waits has lost his job as head of nightclub operations for Wynn and Encore properties following the scandal.

A Las Vegas insider tells E! Online, “Wynn has a zero-tolerance policy with their club execs when it comes to brushes with the law.”

Wow. That’s gotta suck. Think Paris can throw her weight around (all 100 pounds of it) and get him a job at the Hilton?

In guido heaven, this guy would be perfect. Jeff Miranda appears on the latest cover of ultra chic Steppin’ Out magazine with a special question for girlfriend Snooki. And no, it’s not “Honey, where’s the tanning lotion?”

He asked her to marry him. How cute! Can you imagine all of the little white midget wedding dresses she’ll be trying on in future episodes of Jersey Shore??!? Me either.

Moving on. Nothing to see here.

Lindsay Lohan can’t afford to get herself in any further trouble. One more misstep from her and she’ll be back in the pokey for another 30 days 15 minutes.

While headed to the Chateau Marmont on Friday night at around 11pm PST, Lindsay got pulled over. According to reports, she may have rolled past a stop sign. Hello?!?? She totally paused!

She reportedly charmed the officer and got off with a warning. Nice one, Linds. Hopefully she’s not out trying to party and get arrested, like some people.

Lady Gaga has nothing in common with Paris Hilton – Evil Beet Gossip

Up to 40% off shoes at Steve Madden – Budget Fashionista

The 2010 Emmy winners list – Gabby Babble

Dakota Fanning had no problem kissing Kristen Stewart – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Carmelo Anthony offers $5 to slap Kat Stacks – Hollywood On Crack

Kate Moss nude for David Yurman – LC

Paris Hilton has been telling her friends that the coke found by the cops in the purse she was carrying, was not hers.

At first she claimed that the entire purse wasn’t hers, but now she’s changing it up a little. She says that the cocaine was “probably her girlfriend’s.”

Sure it was. Close pals of the heiress are saying that Paris says that one of her girlfriends recently borrowed the purse and “probably” put the coke inside. She received the purse back, but neglected to check what was inside.

Paris said to pals, “I had no idea the cocaine was there. I swear on my life. It could be a setup. Everyone knows how against cocaine I am.”

Probably about just against marijuana she is…?

Well, in a completely unexpected fashion, skanky socialite and pseudo-celebrity Paris “tramp” Hilton was arrested Friday night in Las Vegas. For, of all things, COCAINE POSSESSION!

OH MY GOD! BIG TIME SHOCKING NEWS RIGHT?

HA! Fucking twat!

TMZ.com reported that a car that Hilton was traveling in, was pulled over outside the Wynn hotel in Vegas, and the driver was to be charged with drug related DUI. And as she was pulling of ALL things lip balm out of her purse, out popped a baggie of COCAINE!

Totally laughable.

She ingeniously thought up the excuse that it wasn’t hers. So of course, the cops bought her story and set her free…. not so much!

She was arrested for possession of a controlled substance, and released.

When will idiots like her get a clue? I guess they will do anything to make the news…

Paris Hilton was busted last night for possession of cocaine in Las Vegas. She has since claimed that the purse that contained the illegal drug was not hers and was borrowed from a friend.

Her lawyer has issued a statement, saying not to jump to conclusions and that she would not be giving any interviews or further statements.

She gives good mugshot.

See what happens when we get a little bit of sleep around here? Paris Hilton gets busted for having some blow in a purse that’s not hers, reportedly.

Of course, she’s using the Lohan excuse, by saying the purse isn’t hers. Lindsay tried that with cocaine, too, but they weren’t her pants.

Paris’ gun-toting boyfriend, Cy Waits, was also arrested, but he was popped for DUI.

Paris has already hired David Chesnoff as her attorney. She has been released on her own recognizance, without posting bail.

Stay tuned as more details are made available.

I’m so beyond nearly speechless on this one… but not quite.

Lady Gaga halloween costumes. WOW!

If you ever wanted to look like a freak but never knew how… now you can! And for only $399.99! I’m totally making up that price-tag. I haven’t a clue what these are going for, I’m just shocked they’re going at all!

Check ‘em out! (continue reading…)