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Congratulations are in order for How I Met Your Mother star Neil Patrick Harris and his boyfriend David Burtka! The hot couple are expecting the bundles of joy this October after visiting a surrogacy clinic in Los Angeles last year.

E-News reports:

A source tells E! that the happy couple have put baby shower plans in motion, as if Harris’ chance of winning three Emmys this month wasn’t already enough to celebrate!

I wonder if they’re going to have boys or girls and what they’re going to name them. How sweet! I bet they’ll be wonderful parents!

Update: NPH has confirmed the news on his Twitter:

So, get this: David and I are expecting twins this fall. We’re super excited/nervous/thrilled. Hoping the press can respect our privacy…

Luc Carl is back together with Lady Gaga and it’s being said that he’s only using her. Ugh, I hope this isn’t true.

NY Daily News reports:

Lady Gaga is back together with her bartender ex Luc, and it’s going so well that she’s been talking marriage. Not so fast, says Life & Style. It looks as if Luc is only with her to get publicity for his blog, DrunkDiet.com, which chronicles his effort to lose 40 pounds without slowing his partying, and which he hopes to turn into a book deal. “There are tons of diet books coming out, but he has a celebrity connection,” a publishing expert tells the mag. “It will drive sales.”

I’ve checked out his website and it seems rather decent enough. He’s a running enthusiast who digs rock and roll. He seems right up her alley. I hope that they’re together for the right reasons. Lady Gaga is fierce, she deserves the best!

Miley Cyrus can’t be tamed, y’all!

Apparently the teen Disney starlet wants to get some work done to her ever changing body. Rumor has it that she wants to get a boob job! And that’s not the only shocking thing, either. The word is that Miley wants to get them up to D-CUPS! What?

Okay, wait. Here’s where common sense should kick in. Miley is only 17-years-old, so she’s not going to be able to get them done, right?!? WRONG. Miley’s got her parents in her pocket and they’ve already agreed to sign off on the procedure.

Stay classy Billy Ray and Tish.

Tila Tequila was brutally attacked while attending the ICP/Kottonmouth Kings show in Cave-In-Rock, Illionois on August 12th.

TMZ reports:

Tila gave TMZ a very detailed account of what happened, saying: “I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, DUDES were throwing HUGE STONE ROCKS in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the sh*t out of the port-0-potty and threw sh*t and piss at me when I was onstage.”

She went on to say: “These people were trying to kill me. So then after the last blow to my head with the firecracker they threw at me exploded, my bodygaurd and the other security grabbed me and ran as fast as they could to the shitty trailor. Since their security SUCKS, the 2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me. They almost got me so they finally reach the trailor, blood all over myself, cant stop bleeding, then all of a sudden, all 2 thousand people surround the trailor and busts the windows!!! Even the guys INSIDE with me were shaking! Their hands were shaking cuz they were so scared! So 3 guys inside the trailor had to grab a table and push it over the broken windows and grabbed all the chairs they could find so hold the people from outside back. It was scary as hell!”

Wow, that is just madness! I don’t like her or her lens hogging antics, but I hope she’s okay!

Canadian blogger Zack Taylor published an exclusive story on August 11th, titled, “DEMI LOVATO AND JOE JONAS ARE FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?!” The story was picked up by everybody and their mother, including us, which prompted Joe’s team to go on the attack.

According to TMZ, Joe’s attorney has issued a letter to Zack, demanding the removal of the post itself. The letter basically states that the post is false, defamatory and offensive. The letter also states that if this post and any other defamatory posts on the Jonas brothers aren’t removed, a lawsuit will follow.

The major kerfuffle in this story is because she’s still a minor at the age of 17, while he’s 20. What do you think of the situation? Do you think the posts should be removed?

In some of the outtakes for their Elle photo shoot, you can see Justin Bieber kissing on Kim Kardashian. I still really just don’t get this pairing at all. She’s 29 and he’s 16. If that were a 29-year-old man smiling and leering over a 16-year-old girl, someone would be calling Chris Hansen.

It’s still creepy. What do you think?

American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino was taken to the hospital after mixing what was reported to be aspirin and a sleep medication. It was said that she was attempting to commit suicide and it all boiled down to her affair with married man, Antwuan Cook.

Antwuan’s wife, Paula was said to be bringing a lawsuit against Fantasia for being a homewrecker. They all reside in North Carolina, where a husband stealer can be sued for alienation of affection.

Now that Fantasia has made her way back home, you can see that she and her boyfriend aren’t alone. Of course not. They’re being tailed by a camera crew who has been filming everything for a new reality TV deal that she’s going ahead with.

Could it all have been a hoax?!???

Despite splitting up with his ex-girlfriend Amber Rose earlier this year, Kanye West reveals that he’s ready to start a family.

In a new interview, he said, “My goal in life is to really have an amazing woman and have a family, but I think I had to go through different things to grow. I’m not trying to dive into anything unless I really, really think that I can marry this person. I look at this person and I say, ‘This is how I want my daughter to be.’ I like to really dive in and super-obsess and focus on something and make it as good as possible, so it’s like really focusing on my relationship or focusing on my family, but it has to be the right person to do that with.”

Who do you think he should hook up with?

Robert Pattinson is on the set of On The Road with his BFF Tom Sturridge and rumored girlfriend Kristen Stewart. A lot of naysayers were suggesting that he was only there to support his best friend, but here he is, getting close to her.

Will they ever kiss in public??? Hasn’t this charade gone on long enough?

Via Celebuzz

Justin Bieber is going to be on CSI (again). Time to stop watching CSI. He needs to stop starring on shows that I actually watch. Whats next? He’s going to be in a movie (makes me want to puke just thinking about it). In his role he plays a good kid with a horrible decision regarding his only brother.

Producer Anthony Zuiker says, “Every 20 years, a phenomenon like Justin Bieber graces our world. We’d like to believe that the phenomenon of CSI has had the same impact on popular culture.” (THAT IS COMPLETE BULLCRAP) The producers of CSI are a disgrace to humanity for starring Bieber.

Twilight star Kristen Stewart has revealed that despite proving that she can sing in The Runaways, don’t get used to hearing her belt out any songs in the near future.

She has said that she never wants to do karaoke and when she’s been forced to for a role, she usually just talks her lines. She has admitted that she is “so scared” of karaoke that even talking about it makes her feel “embarrassed.”

I can’t say that I blame her. Those who can’t sing, act.