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Jake Pavelka uses Match.com to find chicks! – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Lindsay Lohan is reaching for her special places – Amy Grindhouse

Leonardo DiCaprio gets a restraining order against his stalker – Anything Hollywood

No, Kelis, NO – Tabloid Prodigy

Karissa Shannon doing what she does best – I Need My Fix

Brian Pumper wants to work with 50 Cent – Hollywood On Crack

Happy birthday, Tom Ford! – Dipped In Cream

Get the look: Sookie’s sandals – The Fashion Spot

Katy Perry performs on the Today Show – Celebrity Smack

Are the Kardashians opening a DASH store in Beirut? – Starcasm

Britney Spears rocks a bikini & Daisy Dukes – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Britney Spears Pop magazine scans – Poor Britney

Jimmy Fallon is a no talent hack – Busy Bee Blogger

Michael Jackson’s kids are no longer homeschooled – Have U Heard

Simon Cowell bans autotune on X Factor – Gossips Anonymous

In addition to sucking at acting, Justin Bieber has just been called a “precocious little brat”!

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills stated the obvious in a new interview with Metro. He said, “Seriously, someone needs to have a word with him. He’s a precocious little brat.”

Now, Scott has tweeted that the Beliebers are getting angry with him. He said, “I may have called Justin bieber a brat in today’s metro! Just my experience of him,sorry.. Getting few angry messages!”

What do you think of Scott’s statement?

Ok, so it’s not technically a porn movie… but it’s definitely supposed to be racy. Complete with orgies, and threesomes, and girl on girl action…

Wait… are we sure this ISN’T a porn movie?

In an attempt to eradicate her ‘bubblegum’ image, Kristen Stewart, like many before her, (La Lohan for instance) is taking on a very ‘adult’ sort of role.

The upcoming film “On the Road” is an adaptation of an old Jack Kerouac novel about a young guy who sets out on the road in the US and well, I’m guessing some debauchery creeps in there somewhere… cuz well… Kristen’s character is said to be proud of her love of giving blow jobs.

Nice family film I see…

I think I’d rather watch Lohan as porn queen Linda Lovelace, to be honest… at least psycho Linds has some sex appeal.

GOD, like I wanna picture Kristen’s head bobbing up and down on some dude’s cock… EEW!

I’m fully gonna pass on this garbage. Go back to being Bella Swan you little twit… and once the series is over, hopefully so will your career!

Till next time kiddies! Keep hating!

WH

SOURCE: [Life&Style Mag]

Perhaps this could be the reasoning behind Miley Cyrus’ breakup with Australian actor Liam Hemsworth?

Reportedly, the singer/actress was getting cozy with her LOL co-star Adam Sevani. I’m not sure why she would want to straddle him, as you see in the photo above. He’s not hotter than Liam…but there were rumors swirling that Liam was cheating on Miley, so maybe this is payback.

What do you think?

Fantasia Barrino has had a really rough year so far. She was said to have broken up a marriage between Paula and Antwuan Cook. Since, she ingested an entire bottle of pills, under the threat that Paula was going to sue her for alienation of affection.

Now, the National Enquirer is reporting that Fantasia is pregnant by Antwuan:

Fantasia Barrino is telling pals she’s pregnant! She says she’s expecting her boyfriend Antwaun Cook’s baby – and is determined to marry him as soon as his divorce is final, insiders say. “She’s about three months along, and it’s definitely Antwaun’s baby,” a close family friend revealed. “Right now she can’t show how happy she is in public – but she’s absolutely thrilled. Fantasia got what she wanted. She feels Antwaun will have to marry her now.”

Do you think it’s true?

Paris Hilton’s boyfriend, Cy Waits, is her knight in shining armor!

When Paris’ home was nearly burgled by an intruder wielding two knives, Cy sprung into action — with a gun!

We’re told that Paris and Cy heard loud banging noises coming from outside of the home at 6:30 a.m. Tuesday. Cy says that he saw the assailant and pulled a gun on him until the police arrived.

TMZ reports:

Cy immediately went outside — with his weapon drawn — and ordered Parada to drop the knives and lay on his stomach. We’re told Cy kept his gun pointed at Parada until cops arrived.

Law enforcement sources also tell us Parada told cops that he had purchased a Star Map on Hollywood Blvd. hours before the incident … because he wanted to find out where Paris lived.

He’s her hero now….she’ll probably marry this one. What do you think?

True Blood stars Ryan Kwanten, Joe Manganiello, Todd Lowe and Ashley Jones hit up the Kari Feinstein Style Lounge to get some goodies from the Emmys gifting suites.

Looking good Ryan! Nom nom nom nom.

Have you been watching True Blood? This post needs more Alexander Skarsgard, don’t you think? (continue reading…)

Lindsay Lohan was spotted out and about, pumping some gas into her Mercedes in L.A., last night. She’s looking fresh and happy and just about back to her normal self. I didn’t realize that she even knew how to pump gas, I guess she can’t afford to have someone do that for her just yet.

With the exception of her lips looking extra plumped, she looks great. Lindsay took her first post-jail tweet to talk about the paparazzi. She tweeted, “Clearly.. Paparazzi shouldn’t be allowed to take pictures or video while someone’s driving or at a stop light. 4every1′s sake #trafficpolice.”

I hate to say this, but I agree with Lindsay. The paparazzi really shouldn’t be flashing cameras in someone’s face while they are trying to drive. It’s dangerous and a hazard to all who are on the road.

Twilight star Nikki Reed wants to be a guest star on True Blood.

She said, “I would do anything to have a guest spot on the show, hint hint.”

The star, who is currently filming Catch .44 with True Blood’s Deborah Ann Woll, has tried laying out the hints to Alan Ball, that she wants to film a guest spot on the hit HBO show.

She said, “I’m going to visit her on the set one day, coincidentally, and be like ‘Hey Alan! Alan Ball, how are ya? … You know it could be funny because I’m in Twilight, that could be funny?’ I don’t think they’ll go for it. I’m willing to push myself.”

Nikki went on to reveal that she wouldn’t want to play a vampire on the show, but a werewolf instead. She added, “I think I would like to try being a werewolf.”

Interesting. But will they go for it? My guess is no.

It wasn’t that long ago that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth broke up, and rumor has it that the Australian actor was already getting flirty with an older woman! Go Liam!

Star Magazine reports:

As we report in our Sept. 6 issue, on sale today, Liam, 20, was getting cozy with a gorgeous blonde named Katy, 26, at the Shorebreak Hotel in Huntington Beach, Calif., on Aug. 7.

“She and a girlfriend approached him at the bar,” an insider tells Star. “Girls were fawning over him all night, and he was clearly loving the attention, but he really took a liking to her.” Liam didn’t hide his interest in Katy and invited her and her friends to join him and his buddies.

“They were all throwing back beers and having a great time,” says the insider. “Later, he suggested that they all go back to the Doubletree hotel, where they were staying, to keep the party going.”

I’m just glad that he’s finally away from that chipmunk Miley.

Justin Bieber flubbed some of his acting for his role as Jason McCann on CSI.

Reportedly, his scenes needed to be re-shot because he was lip syncing along with the other actors as they spoke their lines.

A snitch on the set said, “It’s good Justin’s got everyone’s lines memorized so he knows where he’s at in the scene, but the camera keeps catching him lip-syncing when the other actors speak. It’s hilarious – but damned expensive!”

Some happy news for his Beliebers, apparently they’ve decided to keep Justin on the show longer. A spokesperson for the show said, “He will play a troubled teen who is faced with a terrible decision regarding his only brother – a decision that leads him into an explosive confrontation with the CSIs. It is the beginning of an emotional story that will conclude later in the season.”

Will you watch?

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Smooth, sultry and seductive are the words that come to mind listening to this little ditty that has a 60s lounge feel to it. Being as it is also relevant to my interests (money, I likes it), I am posting it here to share with you. Here’s how the artist describe themselves:

Can anything make the Wall Street bailout even slightly more palatable? Probably not. But Eva Moon mixes it up with a little funk and sex? Music and lyrics by Eva Moon. Ferko Saxmanov on sax, Tym Parsons bass and guitar.

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Will Forte is leaving Saturday Night Live – Pop Eater

Lindsay Lohan to host a radio show with her mom? – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Lady Gaga’s alternate Vanity Fair covers – Amy Grindhouse

Mariah Carey too superstitious to talk about pregnancy – Anything Hollywood

Willie Nelson look-alike arrested after obscene bicycle incident – Tabloid Prodigy

Santana didn’t trash Puck’s car – Popbytes

Enrique Iglesias talks hookers & fame – I Need My Fix

Does the Jersey Shore cast have herpes? – Starcasm

Jessica Alba at the Machete premiere – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Big Brother 12: Double Eviction! – Celebrity Smack

What’s up Taylor Momsen’s butt? – Backseat Cuddler

Jessica Biel: Get the look – The Fashion Spot

Epic pepaw – Poor Britney

Betty White threatens to take Kristen Bell down – Have U Heard

Drew Barrymore does the Daily Show – Busy Bee Blogger

Dear Huffington Post, John Mayer is tired of your crap and he’s not going to take it anymore. During a recent article on their site, they claimed that John and Jennifer Aniston were “back on”.

In the post, they said:

“I believe in second chances!” he said. “You might have been a pain in the ass the last time around, but you can still start over again from home base. Next time you get a text from the one you love just text back ‘come over’ – no matter what happened in the past. If you really love someone, just tell them and be with them.”

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After sixty years of marriage, Joe and Katherine Jackson are filing for divorce. She’s said to have had it up to “here” with him, after he accused her of being the reason for their son, Michael’s death.

The Daily Mail reports:

Mr. Jackson, who was accused of abusing Michael as a child, said in June: “I begged her to go over and stay with him, but she insisted he needed his privacy.”

Mrs. Jackson retaliated, saying through her spokesperson: “Joe Jackson’s statement and conduct toward Mrs. Jackson are outrageous.” Referring to the abuse of their children, the spokesperson then said: “The world also knows who Joe Jackson is and he seems bent on never letting us forget.”

According to a report by Showbiz411, a source says of the alleged divorce explained, “She’s never gotten over [Joe Jackson blaming her for Michael's death].”

It’s about time. I don’t think I would’ve stood for that kind of treatment even one day, let alone as long as she has. Good for her.

Now that Bristol Palin has dumped her boyfriend, Levi Johnston, she’s set to dance with the pros on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars.

Now that she used Levi to extend her 15 minutes, Bristol is set to strut her stuff on the hit dancing competition.

E-Online reports:

It’s the Dancing With the Stars casting that no one saw coming!

We can report to you exclusively that Sarah Palin’s 19-year-old daughter Bristol Palin has been cast on the 11th season of DWTS, set to premiere Sept. 20, according to sources.

This should be interesting….not really.

Chris Brown is still coming to terms with the loss of his career. What he needs to do is go through the steps so that he can mourn his loss and move on.

He was really hoping that the whole Michael Jackson tribute would’ve brought his butt out of hot water, but that only endeared him to his die-hard fans.

Now, he’s making friends with some up and comers. Contact Music reports:

Brown and Drake put the past behind them and proved they are good pals with an evening out in the Big Apple with their mutual friends Idris Elba and Lil’ Jon on Tuesday. After dining together, the foursome headed to exclusive hotspot Greenhouse and partied with stars including Wilmer Valderrama and Marlon Wayans.

Brown later slipped into the DJ booth to play Drake’s tracks, and stunned the crowd by taking the mic and performing a live rendition of his own songs in a five-track set, according to New York Post gossip column Page Six.

Does he still have fans left?

If Tish Cyrus would’ve really spanked the crap out of Miley when she was Noah’s age, we might not be seeing her strut her stuff in the latest hooker attire, like we are today.

This could’ve averted an entire “Can’t be tamed” movement for Miley. And who knew that all it could’ve taken was a simple spanking – or eighty.

More, after the spank… (continue reading…)

Even though Spencer Pratt has threatened to release “non-existent” sex tape footage of Heidi Montag, she has filed for divorce. And to think that might be the end of YEARS of famewhoring for the couple, it’s just not true.

It was their plan all along to fake their divorce, release a sex tape and then, of course, profit!

Brilliant. What can Kim Kardashian teach them next about how the game is played? Release sex tape, feign dismay, publicly ridicule the other person and then resort to reality television and magazine covers.

Since, Heidi has emailed Steven Hirsch that she wants to sit down and discuss this fictitious sex tape.

Ahh, Kim, a role model for young girls everywhere.

The animals may kick, scratch, bite, or in this case, snort all of your coke belongings.

Amy Winehouse posed outside of the Libertines reunion show to show off her best assets. And by assets, I mean her oddly shaped butt and her best crack smile.

For another photo of this hot mess, click here. Make sure you’ve digested your lunch first, as Earsucker.com takes no responsibility for that cheeseburger you just inhaled.

Perhaps this is a crackie mating call? Maybe Amy wants to hook up with Pete Doherty and inhale mass quantities of everything huffable hang out?

First post-jail photo of Lindsay Lohan – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Jennifer Aniston is a naked pothead? – Anything Hollywood

My huzbind Marvin Humes’ sexy arms caught cheating – Tabloid Prodigy

We still miss you, Aaliyah – Popbytes

Katy Perry’s waist is smaller than my wrist – Amy Grindhouse

Christina Hendricks does London Fog – I Need My Fix

Drew Barrymore loves her waist belts – The Fashion Spot

Taylor Momsen still looks like a hooker – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Britney Spears’ bikini body – Celebrity Smack

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren talk about their divorce – Celebrity VIP Lounge

Britney Spears wedding rumors are off! – Poor Britney

What Sally Draper was watching on TV – Busy Bee Blogger

A sampling of the season 11 Biggest Loser audition tapes – Starcasm

Sandra Bullock & Tom Hanks to share the big screen – Have U Heard

Timbaland’s suicide attempt?!?? – Hollywood Dame

Australian actor Liam Hemsworth has confirmed the news that he has split from Disney star Miley Cyrus.

Neither of the couple’s camp has commented on the break up, except to say, “It’s true.”

The duo met on the set of their movie, The Last Song, which was filmed on Tybee Island in Georgia in 2009. The breakup is “pretty recent”, according to a nifty Gossip Cop source.

Who should she date now? Thoughts?

If you were wondering who is gearing up to star on the eleventh season of Dancing With The Stars, then wonder no more.

The show, which premieres September 20, 2010, will feature 12 stars this season.

Here is the rumored cast list:

Jennifer Grey
Florence Henderson
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino
David Hasselhoff
Audrina Patridge
Jon Gosselin
Kirstie Alley
Brandy Norwood
Rachel Uchitel
Michael Bolton
Landon Donovon
Johnny Weir

Who do you think should be cast on the show???