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I’m so beyond nearly speechless on this one… but not quite.

Lady Gaga halloween costumes. WOW!

If you ever wanted to look like a freak but never knew how… now you can! And for only $399.99! I’m totally making up that price-tag. I haven’t a clue what these are going for, I’m just shocked they’re going at all!

Check ‘em out! (continue reading…)

Jake Pavelka uses Match.com to find chicks! – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Lindsay Lohan is reaching for her special places – Amy Grindhouse

Leonardo DiCaprio gets a restraining order against his stalker – Anything Hollywood

No, Kelis, NO – Tabloid Prodigy

Karissa Shannon doing what she does best – I Need My Fix

Brian Pumper wants to work with 50 Cent – Hollywood On Crack

Happy birthday, Tom Ford! – Dipped In Cream

Get the look: Sookie’s sandals – The Fashion Spot

Katy Perry performs on the Today Show – Celebrity Smack

Are the Kardashians opening a DASH store in Beirut? – Starcasm

Britney Spears rocks a bikini & Daisy Dukes – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Britney Spears Pop magazine scans – Poor Britney

Jimmy Fallon is a no talent hack – Busy Bee Blogger

Michael Jackson’s kids are no longer homeschooled – Have U Heard

Simon Cowell bans autotune on X Factor – Gossips Anonymous

In addition to sucking at acting, Justin Bieber has just been called a “precocious little brat”!

BBC Radio 1 DJ Scott Mills stated the obvious in a new interview with Metro. He said, “Seriously, someone needs to have a word with him. He’s a precocious little brat.”

Now, Scott has tweeted that the Beliebers are getting angry with him. He said, “I may have called Justin bieber a brat in today’s metro! Just my experience of him,sorry.. Getting few angry messages!”

What do you think of Scott’s statement?

Ok, so it’s not technically a porn movie… but it’s definitely supposed to be racy. Complete with orgies, and threesomes, and girl on girl action…

Wait… are we sure this ISN’T a porn movie?

In an attempt to eradicate her ‘bubblegum’ image, Kristen Stewart, like many before her, (La Lohan for instance) is taking on a very ‘adult’ sort of role.

The upcoming film “On the Road” is an adaptation of an old Jack Kerouac novel about a young guy who sets out on the road in the US and well, I’m guessing some debauchery creeps in there somewhere… cuz well… Kristen’s character is said to be proud of her love of giving blow jobs.

Nice family film I see…

I think I’d rather watch Lohan as porn queen Linda Lovelace, to be honest… at least psycho Linds has some sex appeal.

GOD, like I wanna picture Kristen’s head bobbing up and down on some dude’s cock… EEW!

I’m fully gonna pass on this garbage. Go back to being Bella Swan you little twit… and once the series is over, hopefully so will your career!

Till next time kiddies! Keep hating!

WH

SOURCE: [Life&Style Mag]

Perhaps this could be the reasoning behind Miley Cyrus’ breakup with Australian actor Liam Hemsworth?

Reportedly, the singer/actress was getting cozy with her LOL co-star Adam Sevani. I’m not sure why she would want to straddle him, as you see in the photo above. He’s not hotter than Liam…but there were rumors swirling that Liam was cheating on Miley, so maybe this is payback.

What do you think?

Fantasia Barrino has had a really rough year so far. She was said to have broken up a marriage between Paula and Antwuan Cook. Since, she ingested an entire bottle of pills, under the threat that Paula was going to sue her for alienation of affection.

Now, the National Enquirer is reporting that Fantasia is pregnant by Antwuan:

Fantasia Barrino is telling pals she’s pregnant! She says she’s expecting her boyfriend Antwaun Cook’s baby – and is determined to marry him as soon as his divorce is final, insiders say. “She’s about three months along, and it’s definitely Antwaun’s baby,” a close family friend revealed. “Right now she can’t show how happy she is in public – but she’s absolutely thrilled. Fantasia got what she wanted. She feels Antwaun will have to marry her now.”

Do you think it’s true?

Paris Hilton’s boyfriend, Cy Waits, is her knight in shining armor!

When Paris’ home was nearly burgled by an intruder wielding two knives, Cy sprung into action — with a gun!

We’re told that Paris and Cy heard loud banging noises coming from outside of the home at 6:30 a.m. Tuesday. Cy says that he saw the assailant and pulled a gun on him until the police arrived.

TMZ reports:

Cy immediately went outside — with his weapon drawn — and ordered Parada to drop the knives and lay on his stomach. We’re told Cy kept his gun pointed at Parada until cops arrived.

Law enforcement sources also tell us Parada told cops that he had purchased a Star Map on Hollywood Blvd. hours before the incident … because he wanted to find out where Paris lived.

He’s her hero now….she’ll probably marry this one. What do you think?

True Blood stars Ryan Kwanten, Joe Manganiello, Todd Lowe and Ashley Jones hit up the Kari Feinstein Style Lounge to get some goodies from the Emmys gifting suites.

Looking good Ryan! Nom nom nom nom.

Have you been watching True Blood? This post needs more Alexander Skarsgard, don’t you think? (continue reading…)

Lindsay Lohan was spotted out and about, pumping some gas into her Mercedes in L.A., last night. She’s looking fresh and happy and just about back to her normal self. I didn’t realize that she even knew how to pump gas, I guess she can’t afford to have someone do that for her just yet.

With the exception of her lips looking extra plumped, she looks great. Lindsay took her first post-jail tweet to talk about the paparazzi. She tweeted, “Clearly.. Paparazzi shouldn’t be allowed to take pictures or video while someone’s driving or at a stop light. 4every1′s sake #trafficpolice.”

I hate to say this, but I agree with Lindsay. The paparazzi really shouldn’t be flashing cameras in someone’s face while they are trying to drive. It’s dangerous and a hazard to all who are on the road.

Twilight star Nikki Reed wants to be a guest star on True Blood.

She said, “I would do anything to have a guest spot on the show, hint hint.”

The star, who is currently filming Catch .44 with True Blood’s Deborah Ann Woll, has tried laying out the hints to Alan Ball, that she wants to film a guest spot on the hit HBO show.

She said, “I’m going to visit her on the set one day, coincidentally, and be like ‘Hey Alan! Alan Ball, how are ya? … You know it could be funny because I’m in Twilight, that could be funny?’ I don’t think they’ll go for it. I’m willing to push myself.”

Nikki went on to reveal that she wouldn’t want to play a vampire on the show, but a werewolf instead. She added, “I think I would like to try being a werewolf.”

Interesting. But will they go for it? My guess is no.

It wasn’t that long ago that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth broke up, and rumor has it that the Australian actor was already getting flirty with an older woman! Go Liam!

Star Magazine reports:

As we report in our Sept. 6 issue, on sale today, Liam, 20, was getting cozy with a gorgeous blonde named Katy, 26, at the Shorebreak Hotel in Huntington Beach, Calif., on Aug. 7.

“She and a girlfriend approached him at the bar,” an insider tells Star. “Girls were fawning over him all night, and he was clearly loving the attention, but he really took a liking to her.” Liam didn’t hide his interest in Katy and invited her and her friends to join him and his buddies.

“They were all throwing back beers and having a great time,” says the insider. “Later, he suggested that they all go back to the Doubletree hotel, where they were staying, to keep the party going.”

I’m just glad that he’s finally away from that chipmunk Miley.