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Justin Bieber flubbed some of his acting for his role as Jason McCann on CSI.

Reportedly, his scenes needed to be re-shot because he was lip syncing along with the other actors as they spoke their lines.

A snitch on the set said, “It’s good Justin’s got everyone’s lines memorized so he knows where he’s at in the scene, but the camera keeps catching him lip-syncing when the other actors speak. It’s hilarious – but damned expensive!”

Some happy news for his Beliebers, apparently they’ve decided to keep Justin on the show longer. A spokesperson for the show said, “He will play a troubled teen who is faced with a terrible decision regarding his only brother – a decision that leads him into an explosive confrontation with the CSIs. It is the beginning of an emotional story that will conclude later in the season.”

Will you watch?

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Smooth, sultry and seductive are the words that come to mind listening to this little ditty that has a 60s lounge feel to it. Being as it is also relevant to my interests (money, I likes it), I am posting it here to share with you. Here’s how the artist describe themselves:

Can anything make the Wall Street bailout even slightly more palatable? Probably not. But Eva Moon mixes it up with a little funk and sex? Music and lyrics by Eva Moon. Ferko Saxmanov on sax, Tym Parsons bass and guitar.

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Will Forte is leaving Saturday Night Live – Pop Eater

Lindsay Lohan to host a radio show with her mom? – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Lady Gaga’s alternate Vanity Fair covers – Amy Grindhouse

Mariah Carey too superstitious to talk about pregnancy – Anything Hollywood

Willie Nelson look-alike arrested after obscene bicycle incident – Tabloid Prodigy

Santana didn’t trash Puck’s car – Popbytes

Enrique Iglesias talks hookers & fame – I Need My Fix

Does the Jersey Shore cast have herpes? – Starcasm

Jessica Alba at the Machete premiere – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Big Brother 12: Double Eviction! – Celebrity Smack

What’s up Taylor Momsen’s butt? – Backseat Cuddler

Jessica Biel: Get the look – The Fashion Spot

Epic pepaw – Poor Britney

Betty White threatens to take Kristen Bell down – Have U Heard

Drew Barrymore does the Daily Show – Busy Bee Blogger

Dear Huffington Post, John Mayer is tired of your crap and he’s not going to take it anymore. During a recent article on their site, they claimed that John and Jennifer Aniston were “back on”.

In the post, they said:

“I believe in second chances!” he said. “You might have been a pain in the ass the last time around, but you can still start over again from home base. Next time you get a text from the one you love just text back ‘come over’ – no matter what happened in the past. If you really love someone, just tell them and be with them.”

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After sixty years of marriage, Joe and Katherine Jackson are filing for divorce. She’s said to have had it up to “here” with him, after he accused her of being the reason for their son, Michael’s death.

The Daily Mail reports:

Mr. Jackson, who was accused of abusing Michael as a child, said in June: “I begged her to go over and stay with him, but she insisted he needed his privacy.”

Mrs. Jackson retaliated, saying through her spokesperson: “Joe Jackson’s statement and conduct toward Mrs. Jackson are outrageous.” Referring to the abuse of their children, the spokesperson then said: “The world also knows who Joe Jackson is and he seems bent on never letting us forget.”

According to a report by Showbiz411, a source says of the alleged divorce explained, “She’s never gotten over [Joe Jackson blaming her for Michael's death].”

It’s about time. I don’t think I would’ve stood for that kind of treatment even one day, let alone as long as she has. Good for her.

Now that Bristol Palin has dumped her boyfriend, Levi Johnston, she’s set to dance with the pros on the upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars.

Now that she used Levi to extend her 15 minutes, Bristol is set to strut her stuff on the hit dancing competition.

E-Online reports:

It’s the Dancing With the Stars casting that no one saw coming!

We can report to you exclusively that Sarah Palin’s 19-year-old daughter Bristol Palin has been cast on the 11th season of DWTS, set to premiere Sept. 20, according to sources.

This should be interesting….not really.

Chris Brown is still coming to terms with the loss of his career. What he needs to do is go through the steps so that he can mourn his loss and move on.

He was really hoping that the whole Michael Jackson tribute would’ve brought his butt out of hot water, but that only endeared him to his die-hard fans.

Now, he’s making friends with some up and comers. Contact Music reports:

Brown and Drake put the past behind them and proved they are good pals with an evening out in the Big Apple with their mutual friends Idris Elba and Lil’ Jon on Tuesday. After dining together, the foursome headed to exclusive hotspot Greenhouse and partied with stars including Wilmer Valderrama and Marlon Wayans.

Brown later slipped into the DJ booth to play Drake’s tracks, and stunned the crowd by taking the mic and performing a live rendition of his own songs in a five-track set, according to New York Post gossip column Page Six.

Does he still have fans left?

If Tish Cyrus would’ve really spanked the crap out of Miley when she was Noah’s age, we might not be seeing her strut her stuff in the latest hooker attire, like we are today.

This could’ve averted an entire “Can’t be tamed” movement for Miley. And who knew that all it could’ve taken was a simple spanking – or eighty.

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Even though Spencer Pratt has threatened to release “non-existent” sex tape footage of Heidi Montag, she has filed for divorce. And to think that might be the end of YEARS of famewhoring for the couple, it’s just not true.

It was their plan all along to fake their divorce, release a sex tape and then, of course, profit!

Brilliant. What can Kim Kardashian teach them next about how the game is played? Release sex tape, feign dismay, publicly ridicule the other person and then resort to reality television and magazine covers.

Since, Heidi has emailed Steven Hirsch that she wants to sit down and discuss this fictitious sex tape.

Ahh, Kim, a role model for young girls everywhere.

The animals may kick, scratch, bite, or in this case, snort all of your coke belongings.

Amy Winehouse posed outside of the Libertines reunion show to show off her best assets. And by assets, I mean her oddly shaped butt and her best crack smile.

For another photo of this hot mess, click here. Make sure you’ve digested your lunch first, as Earsucker.com takes no responsibility for that cheeseburger you just inhaled.

Perhaps this is a crackie mating call? Maybe Amy wants to hook up with Pete Doherty and inhale mass quantities of everything huffable hang out?

First post-jail photo of Lindsay Lohan – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Jennifer Aniston is a naked pothead? – Anything Hollywood

My huzbind Marvin Humes’ sexy arms caught cheating – Tabloid Prodigy

We still miss you, Aaliyah – Popbytes

Katy Perry’s waist is smaller than my wrist – Amy Grindhouse

Christina Hendricks does London Fog – I Need My Fix

Drew Barrymore loves her waist belts – The Fashion Spot

Taylor Momsen still looks like a hooker – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Britney Spears’ bikini body – Celebrity Smack

Tiger Woods & Elin Nordegren talk about their divorce – Celebrity VIP Lounge

Britney Spears wedding rumors are off! – Poor Britney

What Sally Draper was watching on TV – Busy Bee Blogger

A sampling of the season 11 Biggest Loser audition tapes – Starcasm

Sandra Bullock & Tom Hanks to share the big screen – Have U Heard

Timbaland’s suicide attempt?!?? – Hollywood Dame