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Things seem to be heating up between Ashley Greene and Joe Jonas!

The duo were spotted smooching it up on the street in SoHo, New York City on Friday afternoon. It seems that it furthers the careers of anyone he dates. Taylor Swift, Camilla Belle, Demi Lovato and now Ashley.

What do you think?

Spencer Pratt is trying to sell his soon-to-be ex-wife, Heidi Montag’s sex tape for a whopping $5 million. I guess they really want to make back the money that Heidi gave to Dr. Frank Ryan on her ten surgeries that day.

Spencer is peddling the tape to Vivid Entertainment, whose head honcho, Steven Hirsch, says that five million dollars doesn’t sound unreasonable.

TMZ reports:

For his part, Spencer tells TMZ that he has an “entire website’s” worth of footage, saying, “I will knock Club Jenna out of the water.”

Spencer went on to say he thinks releasing the tapes will be good for Heidi, saying, “When I realized how much Kim [Kardashian] was making, my logic is this is the best thing I can do for my ex-wife. Kim is on the cover of Allure right now. Heidi isn’t on the cover of Allure.”

Do you want to see what Playboy wouldn’t show us?

Personally I knew this was going to happen sooner or later. Justin Bieber is got caught in the wrong place at the wrong time.

“Beer and cell phone for you master?” These guys he is with are the biggest suck-ups in all known history. No matter how rich Bieber is, I would never hang out with that moron. (I obviously don’t like him)

It’s funny because they might have actually offered him a beer! I wonder who those people were.(pedophiles?) I can’t believe he is getting his own movie. (I think I just puked a little bit)

I wish there would be a set “accident”. Just kidding, or am I?

Oh Megan!

Yes, she’s hot.

Yes, she’s got a great body.

Yes, she’s retarded.

I can’t decide if she’s trying to save money by wearing her stepson’s clothing, or if she’s just that big a skank that 10 sizes too small clothing gets her off…. hmmmm? Ponder, ponder!

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….and the hits just keep on a coming!

It has been reported that due to DISMAL record sales, and lacklustre concert ticket sales (resulting in a canceled tour), that former pop superstar CHRISTINA AGUILERA has taken to doing weddings and bar mitzvahs to make ends meet.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen!

I just love to see things like this happen… I know, I’m awful! But who cares!?? What AGUILERA needs to do, is get some ORIGINAL ideas for a change… quit copying BRITNEY, or MADONNA, or most recently LADY GAGA!

They are all better at what they do than she is, end of story. I mean the girl definitely has a great voice, but she’s SO irritating! I swear I wanna shoot myself every time I hear her!

She was apparently trying to charge £1.3 Million  per gig. HA! That’s totally laughable! I’m glad her hubby Jason Bratman had the sense to convince her she’s not worth more than £157,000.

I wish her well in her new career. Adam Sandler made it look like SO much fun… LOL!

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After these photos of The Beatles sat in an attic for over fifty years, the set of 38 black and white photos will go on display for the viewing public.

The pictures were taken by Paul Berriff, who, at 16-years-old was an editorial assistant at the Yorkshire Evening Post. These photographs were taken when The Beatles were still little known, in 1963.

Berriff said, “When I took those pictures, the Beatles were at the bottom of the bill. But I knew they were going to be successful because they had an aura, and months later they were world famous.”

More pictures, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Montana Fishburne appears butt pimple free on the new cover of As Is magazine. I had never heard of As Is magazine before, but this scandalous trollop isn’t keeping her clothes on for anything.

She is just ensuring that her father, Morpheus famed Hollywood actor Laurence Fishburne, doesn’t speak to her for the rest of her life.

Click here for the NSFW uncensored photo.

When Brittany Murphy passed away, the Coroner’s report suggested that her mother Sharon was sleeping in the same bed as her husband, Simon Monjack. TMZ reported the story yesterday, saying that they weren’t implying that the duo had a sexual connection.

According to TMZ, an investigator was said to have walked through Simon’s bedroom, after he passed away and “an unnamed woman”, reportedly Sharon, identified one side of his bed as “her side of the bed.”

Now, Sharon is miffed and has fired off a statement, refuting the claims. She said, “I am very disturbed that the L.A. Coroner’s Office continues to release things to the media that are misleading. The TMZ story with its salacious headline suggesting that my precious son-in-law Simon and I slept in bed together, inferring sexual contact is journalism at its lowest.”

For the record, TMZ did not infer any sexual contact in the original story. It was left up to the dirty minds of the readers to draw that conclusion. Besides that, it’s still creepy.

We’ve just gotten the first look at Christina Aguilera’s new perfume, Royal Desire, which is expected for release in the fall of 2010. The name of her fifth perfume is dedicated to women who feel like queens. According to the press release, “If you enjoy luxurious things, seduction and finding yourself in the center of attention, this fragrance was created just for you.”

Top notes: white marshmallow, blackberry and mandarin. Heart: honeysuckle, herbs, rose and lily. Base: sandalwood, musk and cedar.

For a look at the box, click after the jump! (continue reading…)

Remember when Justin Bieber got his upside the head with a water bottle? Well, this is like that, only one million times better.

Just remember, this is only for kicks. So, don’t go out there and try to murder any teen singers named Justin, okay, folks? (continue reading…)

Britney Spears tweeted a photo of herself and her assistant from the set of her episode of Glee.

This will probably be the only reason I watch this show, ever. People magazine reports that she was having a blast on the set of the musical TV show:

“About to do my first shot of the day for Glee tweeties!” Spears, 28, posted early Wednesday on her Twitter page. “Here we goooo!”

And apparently, the shoot was a success. Accompanying the photo of Spears and Morris, the pop star Tweeted, “what’s up GLEEKS? Having so much fun on set!! Can’t wait for you guys to see the episode!”

I’m happy for her. I love it when she does guest spots.