earsucker

Halle Berry’s ex piece, Gabriel Aubry has shed all of his clothes for his campaign for Charisma linens and towels.

In the ads, he’s completely nude and advertising the fancy bedding. (continue reading…)

The Hollywood Reporter has revealed that, according to sources well placed within the industry, Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler has signed with American Idol.

They’re not calling an official confirmation yet, but this is what they had to say about it:

But this marks the first time THR has reported an “Idol” judging panel candidate is locked, with two sources near the talks saying Tyler has signed.

It sure beats getting pushed off the stage by your friend/bandmate.

Lady Gaga’s producer, RedOne, has said that her followup album to The Fame Monster will be nothing short of shocking.

The producer says that he has already worked on two of her upcoming tracks for the album and said, “It’s going to be shocking, shocking, shocking!”

He went on, “You never want to go too far from your brand – people love you for a reason. But we still want to give them something with a kick, something that makes them say, ‘Oh my God! We didn’t expect this!”

Can’t wait!

The torrid love bird trio on True Blood, Sookie Stackhouse, Eric Northman and Bill Compton all appear naked on the cover of the newest issue of Rolling Stone. And what else is new? Of course, they are all covered in blood.

The cover I want to see is the one with Alexander Skarsgard/Eric Northman, Joe Manganiello/Alcide Herveaux and Jason Stackhouse/Ryan Kwanten nude on the cover.

I think Rolling Stone or some other well respected publication needs to make this happen.

Check out what hot vampire Eric Northman said about covering his junk for the steamy sex scenes on the show, HERE!

It was said that Tila Tequila bared her boobs for the Juggalos at the Gathering of the Juggalos event last Thursday in Cave-In-Rock, Illinois. But we weren’t sure if she was really that stupid. That is, until we saw the above photo of her trying to sing without a top on.

Stay classy, Tila. Oh yes, and her bodyguards fail! They pulled her away off of the stage after she got feces flung at her. So gross.

Who on Earth told Tila that the two genres would even be close to being in the same Venn diagram? These people obviously would not be fans of hers. She was warned, multiple times and yet she still performed. Dumb!

Heidi Montag cares so much about the good doctor who took her face and morphed into the Godzilla-like force we see today. She took a whole five minutes and tweeted a message to Dr. Frank Ryan.

She said:

I am devastated to hear the news of Dr. Frank Ryan’s death. He was the most amazing person I have ever known. He was an angel and changed my life and the lives of everyone he met. He was the most brilliant talented surgeon who will ever exist. Dr. Frank Ryan changed the world. My thoughts and prayers go out to his mother, family, friends, and anyone who was ever blessed enough to meet him. He is in a better place.”

That seems like it was a hardship for her….but she does have to be grateful that she didn’t have to move her mouth to release that statement.

Kristin Cavallari hooks up with Doug Reinhardt – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Lady Gaga kid: Telephone video – Celebrity Smack

Jenny McCarthy would do herself if she could – I Need My Fix

Stephanie Pratt vs. Stacy Keibler: battle of the blonds – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Michael Douglas has a tumor – Pop Eater

Today’s blind item: He needs the money edition – Dipped In Cream

Napoleon Dynamite wasn’t kidding, ligers are real – Starcasm

Karl Lagerfield continues to hang with pretty people – Busy Bee Blogger

Lindsay Lohan to be sprung from rehab early? – Amy Grindhouse

The Expendables kick butt & take names – Celebrity VIP Lounge

Justin Bieber is an evil little munchkin – Have U Heard?

I hate to tell ya that I told you so, but I TOLD YOU SO!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are a couple! The twosome were spotted swapping spit outside of a house party in Montreal, Canada just yesterday.

When I previously stated that Rob went to Canada to support Kristen during filming for On The Road, readers went nuts, suggesting that I was making the story up.

Then, they nuzzled closely in public. And now they’re kissing. We’ve finally gotten the money shot!

While hanging out in Seaside Heights, New Jersey yesterday, Snooki showed off her best side. She was shopping and hanging out with JWoww when she showed her butt.

Gross. Someone needs to purchase their clothes in a bit of a bigger size. Don’t you think?

Our newly crowned princess of pop, Lady Gaga has spawned a lot of things. Strange wigs, funky shoes and dancing around without pants on singing Rah Rah Oh La La.

What she’s also created was a huge vat of degenerates who are trying to shape her songs around their message. (continue reading…)

Paris Hilton really wants to skank up my favorite show, True Blood, by playing a blood sucking vampire. Ugh, this trick.

Paris appeared on the red carpet at MyStudio in Hollywood recently to launch her tenth fragrance, Tease. She said, “There’s only one show I really watch and it’s True Blood. I think it’s a really awesome show.”

That’s no surprise, it’s like Captain Obvious is working overtime here. What scares me is that this self-absorbed twit thinks she can act and wants to ruin the show. So she dressed up as a man dressed up as Marilyn Monroe for the launch of her new stink….that doesn’t mean she can act.

When asked what type of character she would like to play on the show, she said, “Maybe a vampire or something. I think that would be fun.”

Umm, no thank you. True Blood is just fine the way it is….it surely doesn’t need your no talent skills messing it up.

I think all TV shows would do well to boycott this tragic mess of a person. They wouldn’t let Snoop Dogg on the show and he wrote a song for Sookie. She needs to get over herself, like now.

/PSA over.