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Here’s official proof that Tila Tequila was attacked at the Gathering of the Juggalos event on August 12th.

Check it out, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Robert Pattinson has been in Montreal, Canada to support girlfriend Kristen Stewart and best friend Tom Sturridge’s roles in new movie, On The Road.

Showbiz Spy reports:

Reports claim Rob “was piss drunk” when the fan photo was taken but was “really nice” and “super cute”.

He works hard and plays hard, nothing wrong with that.

Zsa Zsa Gabor has some blood clots removed – Popeater

Britney Spears’ fancy shoes & the elixir of life – Amy Grindhouse

So You Think You Can Dance winner revealed – Right Celebrity

434 Cosmo Britney Spears pics leaked – Poor Britney

Selena Gomez is adorable in white! – The Fashion Spot

Patricia Arquette & Thomas Jane divorce! – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Dina Lohan shares her delusions with the planet – Celebrity Smack

Jersey Shore costumes make Halloween even scarier – Backseat Cuddler

Madonna looks like an 80-year-old hippie – I Need My Fix

Marc Jacobs gets naked – Popbytes

Marcia Cross as a blond! – Starcasm

Joe Jonas turns 21! – Celebrity VIP Lounge

Why I like Christina Hendricks – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Halle Berry is a goddess – Dipped In Cream

Conan O’Brien’s first official TBS promo – Daily Stab

Rob needs a girlfriend, any takers? – Sundays With Rob

Vienna Girardi is wasted drunk! – Have U Heard

Check out this live Mad Men chat tonight! – Busy Bee Blogger

Last night, Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie tied the knot in a ceremony that began at 8:30PM. She wore reportedly a beautiful Vera Wang gown, while the mother of the bride wore Badgley Mischka.

Radar Online has more:

The singer/actor/designer/author married her NHL hockey player at the Montecito, CA estate owned by Michael Douglas’ former wife Diandra Douglas.

Congratulations! I can’t wait to see more clearer pictures of the ceremony. It looks lavish and out of this world.

Over the weekend, the internet was abuzz stating that teen queen Miley Cyrus wanted to get a boob job, because she was said to be unhappy with her current figure.

It was rumored that she wanted to upgrade herself to D-cups, but sources have revealed that is untrue. She was said to be getting her parents to sign the consent forms because she is underage.

Gossip Cop reveals that this rumor is false:

Unfortunately for Star, the item is just the latest in the long line of inflated fantasies.

Cyrus is not getting a boob job. A source close to the star tells Gossip Cop the rumor is as silly now as it was when it first surfaced.

Teenage breasts don’t exactly bring out the tabs’ best.

Don’t believe the hype!

Taylor Lautner truly wasn’t done trying to woo his way into Taylor Swift’s heart when they went their separate ways. The duo only dated for several months before calling it quits, but he just wasn’t done trying to win her back.

A source said, “Taylor is nothing if not persistent. It was a big bruise to his ego when Taylor dumped him, but he didn’t give up. He sent her flowers and shipped her jewelry…he texted her all the time. He really thought the force of his personality would win her back. Taylor didn’t believe that Lautner’s feelings for her were genuine. So she she kept shooting him away. She finally told him once and for all to give it a rest — she doesn’t even want to be friends at this point.

The snitch goes on to reveal that after getting shot down by Taylor, he went on to rebound with his former girlfriend, Sarah Hicks. The source added, “Sarah doesn’t know she’s camouflage for Taylor’s broken heart, but at least he’s leaving Taylor alone now. Sarah raves about Taylor’s looks and talent and plays right into his bruised ego!”

He’s sixteen-years-old, on top of the world, doesn’t like Uggs and he’s single! Teen singer Justin Bieber says that he’s now looking for that special girl.

He said, “I’m single but that’s not a choice. I want to find a girl. But I’m not going to date someone who’s just going to like me for my fame. It’s going to be really hard to find a girl who likes me for me.”

Justin also revealed that he would date someone who’s not famous. He said, “It just depends, I guess I would, yeah. Girls that I’ve dated have liked my music. But you see a lot of celebrities dating other celebrities. They get what you’re going through. But I would definitely date someone who wasn’t famous. You’ve just got to find the right one. And when I find one I’m going to date her of course. But it is hard because I’m traveling.”

And you can cross Cheryl Cole off of the list, too. He added, “I met her in London. She’s my type. She’s really hot. If I were older we would date. I’m just too young. It sucks.”

Do you have what it takes to be Justin’s girlfriend?

I could almost type out that entire title without bursting into hysterics. Apparently, some of the people who are in rehab at UCLA with Lindsay Lohan are so messed up that they consider her a role model and a mentor. What?

According to TMZ:

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ …. she’s “passionate” about mentoring some of the troubled girls she’s met in rehab. Lindsay has taken a genuine liking to the girls — writing them inspirational notes and giving them advice. Ironic, we know.

As for life in rehab, one source close to Lindsay describes it as “full-on ‘Girl, Interrupted’.” We’re told Lindsay gets no special treatment — if anything, nurses are harder on her to show they’re not playing favorites.

LiLo doesn’t have a window in her room and she can’t change the channels on her TV because it’s behind glass.

Who knew?!?

Congratulations are in order for Hilary Duff and Mike Comrie, who have officially tied the knot in Santa Barbara, California on Saturday evening.

Her rep has confirmed the happy news. OK! magazine reports:

Hilary, in a mermaid gown by Vera Wang, and NHL hockey player Mike Comrie, 29, said their “I do’s” in front of a breathtaking sunset and 100 of their closest family and friends.

Hilary was escorted down the aisle by her mother Susan Duff, who was dressed in Badgley Mischka.

Sister Haylie Duff acted as maid of honor with four additional bridesmaids.

Good for them! Congrats! We’ll have the wedding photos as soon as they are made available!

It’s no laughing matter when someone gets hurt and not even in the case of reality star Tila Tequila. Apparently, someone out of their mind hired her to sing at the Gathering of the Juggalos earlier yesterday. She was brutally attacked, with cuts on her face and bruising all over her body.

Tila has already declared revenge on the organizers of the festival, tweeting, “Lawsuit is pending.”

CNN reports that Tila flashed the crowd, which really drew their ire:

The witness, who was standing in the rear of the stage, said the crowd of about 2,000 was immediately angry toward Tequila and she was unable to turn them around.

“She was taunting them,” he said. “She didn’t know how to handle them. She didn’t understand the dynamic.”

The rocks and bottles flew harder and faster when Tequila bared her breasts, he said.

“She took her top off and they got really violent,” he said.

She tweeted, “Thank you everyone for your support. The people at Juggalos behavior was disgusting and I am filing a suit against Them now. Thanks 4 ur luv. Pretty soon the owners who run the Juggalos will be bankrupt. My attorney Alan is already on it. This is disgusting behavior from men.”

I have to admit, when I first read this, I wasn’t sure whether or not it was just something else she made up. Remember her pregnancy, her baby Jayden and her other personality, Jane?

Violence against women is never right, but seriously, who organized her performance?

Thanks Mark!

Laurence Fishburne’s daughter Montana’s sex tape has just leaked onto the internet. Fortunately for you, we’ve got nothing but time here at Earsucker.com, we’ve got some of the nastiness here for your viewing pleasure.

Check out Montana’s attempt at being famous ala Kim Kardashian! (continue reading…)