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Pop princess in the making, Sky Ferreira has just released her new video for Obsession.

In the video, she’s obsessing over Michael Madsen and she’s obviously stalking him, dressing like him and checking his fan club website 800 times a day.

Check out the video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Teen Mom star Amber Portwood has been investigated for assault on her ex-fiance, Gary Shirley, after she allegedly beat the crap out of him in the pre-taped episode.

Herald Bulletin reports:

Lt. Paul Boulware of the Anderson Police Department said the department wasn’t aware of the fight until Wednesday, when the department’s victim’s advocate received two anonymous e-mails urging police to look into the incident.

“We assigned an officer to it this afternoon,” Boulware said.

The episode, which was pre-taped, features a fight between Portwood and Shirley that begins when Shirley questions Portwood about crib sheets on their daughter’s bed.

Wow, she clearly has problems!

Throw away those dreams of Joe Jonas sporting his purity ring. And that pledge of celibacy until marriage? Well, I’m pretty sure that’s been tossed out of the window ages ago.

Yesterday, photographers snapped some photos of the happy couple as they went shopping. But when they got into his car, we spotted something even more intriguing.

The twosome had a bottle of NeuroGasm in the front seat with them. If you’re unsure as to what that is, it’s a “sexual health” drink that also provides you with energy.

Do you think the pic is Photoshopped?

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits haven’t had nearly enough trouble in their lives. Of course, there isn’t much that Paris gets herself into that she can’t get out of with the help of a little bit of cash.

The couple were leaving BOA Steakhouse last night when they ran into some photographers. Apparently Cy knocked a female photographer over as they exited in his Bentley. He reportedly ran over her leg in the process.

Wow. Time for somebody to go back to driving school. But seriously, if you’ve ever seen photos of all of the paparazzi that surround celebrities at times, it is truly madness. But what I want to know is, is why his license hadn’t already been revoked after his DUI?

Paramedics were called and the lady snapper was taken to the hospital. Police were called and they questioned Cy, who was cited for a hit and run, after leaving the scene of the accident.

Paris and Cy: They are the gifts that just keep on giving.

Lindsay Lohan has entered the Betty Ford Center in Rancho Mirage, California, to get treatment for her addiction problems.

She plans to stay there at least until her court hearing in front of Judge Elden Fox on October 22nd. It’s likely that this is a ploy to stay in rehab versus going back to jail, but only time will tell if it truly helps.

TMZ has more:

It’s gonna run Lindsay a pretty penny too — according to their website, 30 days of inpatient care at BF runs $26,000.

Betty Ford has treated scores of celebs — a short list of former patients includes, Keith Urban, Chevy Chase, Elizabeth Taylor, Gary Busey, Johnny Cash, Kelsey Grammer, David Hasselhoff, Mickey Mantle, Liza Minnelli, Ozzy Osbourne, and Anna Nicole Smith.

I hope she gets clean. When I saw her stint at the VMAs, I was really rooting for her and hoping that she was her old self. Get help, Lindsay, so we only have good things to report!

Legendary Some Like It Hot actor Tony Curtis has passed away at the age of 85.

He died in his home in Las Vegas yesterday. TMZ reports:

As we previously reported, Tony — who suffered from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease — was hospitalized in July near Las Vegas after suffering breathing problems while making an appearance at a local Costco.

Curtis starred in such classics like “Some Like It Hot” and “Spartacus” — and was nominated for an Oscar for his role in “The Defiant Ones.”

RIP 6/3/1925 – 9/29/2010 He will be missed.

We really don’t have actual photographic evidence that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has tiny junk, but here’s a photo of Condoleezza Rice to give a visual representation for all of us. Thanks Condi, now that we know you’re good for something.

Reportedly, allegedly and all of that other legal jabber, Mike isn’t as “gifted” as he would like you to think. Either that, or this is a jealous woman who wanted more from him, but couldn’t get it because he didn’t want to be seen in public with her without putting a bag over her head first. One of those.

Star reports:

“I wouldn’t even call it a one-night stand, because he only lasted a few minutes,” Florida club promoter Melody Eckerson tells Star about their tryst in the Jersey Shore cast’s Miami Beach party pad. Things started out normal enough and Melody admits she was even imagining what it would be like to be his girlfriend. But she got a huge surprise when the reality TV star dropped his pants and revealed — a very tiny Situation!

“Let’s just say, I’m thinking of my pinky,” Melody tells Star.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Too funny. She wanted to be his girlfriend. Heh.

According to reports, Disney star Demi Lovato is dating Rob Kardashian.

After getting dumped by Joe Jonas, Demi has moved on to dating Kim Kardashian’s brother. It’s not really a quick move for her, considering that he’s been spotted kissing and holding hands with his girlfriend, Ashley Greene recently.

Reportedly, the duo were spotted spending time together at Nick Jonas’ birthday party recently and were filmed together arm-in-arm on a bowling date just last week.

What do you think of this pairing?

When Michael Bolton performed his “doghouse” Jive on Monday night’s episode of Dancing With The Stars, judge Bruno Tonioli called it the worst Jive he’d seen in eleven seasons.

Since getting eliminated from the show, Michael gave an interview where he said that Bruno was disrespectful and should apologize to him for his unnecessary rudeness.

Now, the head honchos over at DWTS say that Michael shouldn’t hold his breath for an apology, because good or bad, Bruno was only doing his job. Us Weekly reports:

“Bruno’s role as a judge is to give his honest opinions on the quality of the dances he’s judging, which is what he did in this case,” the producers say.

“While we respect the feelings of our celebrities and dancers, we don’t feel Bruno should be expected to apologize for doing his job.”

What do you think? Should he have to apologize to Michael? Or was in the right for being so straight-forward?

A little over a week ago, Justin Bieber was spotted getting cozy kissing with his tour-mate, Jasmine Villegas, in the back seat of a Honda. Now, we’re hearing that he wants to get closer and closer to her. And you thought him breaking Noah Cyrus’ heart was bad. Think of all of the Beliebers!!

Yahoo reports:

Though his rep tells Us Weekly they’re “not dating,” the duo have gotten awfully close — and were spotted kissing inside a Honda Sept. 9 in Venice, Calif.

“She was supposed to be left off the upcoming Hawaii concerts,” says an insider.

“But Justin wanted her there, so he made it happen.”

He’s a heartbreaker! Watch out kids!