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After checking out this link on HammerOfTruth, I was curious. If you’ve used Google Instant before, then you know that it instantly gives you search results as you are typing. Pretty nifty idea, if you think about it. It auto-fills in your search as you go. It’s almost as if Google is reading our minds. (Are they?)

While perusing the list of blacklisted terms on this handy website, I found the names Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson. This caused me to wonder who else that got famous for having a sex tape that was blacklisted, so I went to straight to the source.

Paris Hilton has been blacklisted, but her sex tape partner, Rick Salomon is not. Weird, in fact, is how you can Google Instant Search “Rick Salomon” and it auto-fills “size” and you get instant results: (continue reading…)

According to reports, Mariah Carey arrived to LAX in a wheelchair!!!

CelebSightings tweeted this, seven hours ago, “RIGHT NOW: Mariah Carey arriving @ LAX in a wheelchair (Tu 1:04pm)”.

If she is, in fact, in a wheelchair, then it’s possibly because she is four months pregnant and due to her recent fall, her doctor has told her to take it easy.

If Mariah is using a wheelchair, then what I want to know is, where are the pictures?!?? I need proof. This could all be a hoax or nothing but speculation at this point. Stay tuned!!

It’s Dancing With The Stars time again and we’ve got the low-down on the results show!

Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer will be making another performance next week, while Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Brandy’s fates are in jeopardy. The judges asked to see Kyle and Lacey do their Quickstep dance again, which earned them 22 points last night.

They’ve tried to clean up the mess surrounding the boo’ing of Sarah Palin. They aired a clip showing the judge’s giving their scores as the audience boo’ed and tried to make it look like it wasn’t Sarah who got boo’ed. They need to STFU, she sucks and we all know it.

Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas are safe, along with Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas. UGH. I just can’t. The Situation and Karina Smirnoff are in jeopardy. Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani are safe, along with Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough. Also safe are Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya, alongside Margaret Cho and Louis Van Amstel.

Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke are safe, along with Brandy and Maks.

Who got sent home?!? MICHAEL BOLTON & CHELSIE HIGHTOWER! Are you surprised?

Jeffrey Jones, who starred as Principal Ed Rooney in the 1986 movie, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, has gotten sentenced to three years probation and 250 hours of community service after failing to update his sex offender registration upon moving.

He was first arrested in 2003, after he was caught paying a 14-year-old boy to pose for graphic pictures and being in possession of child pornography. The child porn charge was dropped after he pleaded no contest to inducing a minor to pose for the sexually explicit photos. From that, he received five years probation and was ordered to register as a sex offender every year.

He failed to update the registry on his 63rd birthday and was arrested in June, 2010. He paid $20,000 bail and appeared in court earlier today. He pleaded guilty to failing to update the sex offender registry.

He’ll now be cleaning up the sides of the roads in L.A.

Remember the grossness that we shared with you when we informed you that Octomom Nadya Suleman was selling her used undies at her garage sale? She is doing everything in her power to try and save her home from foreclosure.

Her used, gross underwear fetched $2,600 at the yard sale. Now I must ask you: What is the world coming to when someone will shell out that kind of money for a fat-lipped eight person incubator’s used undergarments?

I have no words.

Before Lindsay Lohan entered rehab earlier today, she made her rounds all over Los Angeles. She stopped at a charity, sold some pics and Radar Online wants us to believe that she knows how to read. Just kidding….I think.

Either way, the fallen starlet has entered a rehab facility for the fifth time in a three-year period and will reportedly stay there until her court hearing on October 22nd, in front of Judge Elden Fox.

Does she finally realize that she has a serious problem with drugs? Or is she only trying to please the judge? What do you think?

Earlier today, rocker Pete Doherty was charged with cocaine possession. The charge stems from his appearance at a bail hearing, when he had drugs on his person.

Contact Music has more:

Doherty was arrested in March in connection with the drugs related death of heiress Robin Whitehead. He was one of four people taken into custody after the 27-year-old filmmaker died from a suspected overdose in January at an East London flat.

Whitehead had been making a documentary on Doherty at the time and he previously admitted to visiting the property the day before and the day after she died but on the night of her death he was at his home in Wiltshire.

Doherty, 31, was originally arrested on March 19 on suspicion of supplying drugs then subsequently bailed.

Today, he was handed the lesser charge of possessing the drug, but could still face jail.

He needs to get it together already. Seriously, who brings drugs with them to their bail hearing?!?? That’s just heinous. He deserved this charge for sure. He needs to wise up before he becomes another statistic.

Lindsay Lohan might just be in talks to play a sexy C.I.A. agent in the new flick, Escaping The Game.

Despite her recent legal issues, a new production company is considering hiring her for their new movie, which would see her playing a role similar to Angelina Jolie’s role in Salt.

Contact Music reports:

Lohan apparently expressed a great deal of interest in the role several months ago, but her run in with the law meant that no deal was done. The actress was sent to prison in June 2010 for violating the terms of her DUI probation. However, after being released she failed a drugs test and was sent to jail once more in September, before being granted a $300,000 bail last week.

Nathan Folks, the writer and producer of ‘Escaping The Game’, said, “From the title alone you can only imagine that this film is right up her alley. We believe that Lindsay is perfect for the role, and because of her experience as a tormented starlet, she is ideal to play the role”. Lohan’s recent behaviour has led to reports that the 24-year-old wouldn’t be insured to appear in such films, but Folks seems unperturbed, saying, “Studios have dealt with this problem for many years, the only difference now is that it’s more public because of the internet. ROBERT DOWNEY JR had problems and he still was able to make films.”

What do you think? Should she do it?

Michael Bolton really wanted to try something new with his Jive on last night’s Dancing With The Stars. So he did just that, and unfortunately for him, he failed miserably. Poor guy.

He is definitely a good sport about the whole thing, but he scored some pretty nasty scores and comments from the judges. Judge Bruno Tonioli said that it was “the worst Jive in eleven seasons”.

Check it out after the jump! (continue reading…)

If you’re sick of working your dead end job with lame pay, then you might not want to read any further than this right here.

Justin Bieber earns $300,000 per show! Yes, you read that correctly, PER SHOW. The Smoking Gun reports:

The 16-year-old performer earns more per gig than established acts like Sheryl Crow ($146,500), Weezer ($150,000), and Bret Michaels ($64,000). Bieber, though, does not command as much as Rascal Flatts ($702,500), Kiss ($500,000), or Keith Urban ($487,500).

A review of dozens of concert contracts shows that Bieber outearns all of his young contemporaries, banking twice as much as Drake ($155,000), three times that of Disney star Selena Gomez ($100,000), and four times as mush as “American Idol” winner Jordin Sparks ($75,000). An excerpt from a recent Bieber performance contract–which stipulates that payments be made to the company Bieber Time Touring, LLC.

Wow. I really have no words.

Yesterday, we reported that George Lopez and his wife Ann had officially decided to get divorced. Now, we’re hearing that the reasoning behind the divorce has a lot to do with his hooker scandal from earlier this year.

The National Enquirer reports:

“I had sex with George Lopez for money, and so did a friend of mine,” a professional escort who uses the name Tiffany told The ENQUIRER in our May 31, 2010 issue.

The ENQUIRER’s bombshell report of Lopez’s infidelity came as a huge shock because his wife of 17 years, Ann, saved George’s life in 2005 when she donated a kidney to him. But now it appears that Ann, a TV producer, has had enough.

Do you think it’s true? She loved him so much that she donated a kidney to him in 2005 and then he cheats with hookers? Say it isn’t so….unless it’s true.

According to Deadline Hollywood, Maggie Grace has been tapped to play the role of Irina in the final two installments of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn.

Deadline reports:

Irina is a member of the Denali coven, considered cousins to the Cullen clan as the only other “vegetarian” vampire group. When Irina blames the Cullens for the death of her lover, her actions set in motion a terrifying chain of events.

What do you think of the new casting decision?

While Lindsay Lohan had us all believing that she was on some charity mission to hand out purses to the underprivileged, she was also trying to hock a photo of herself in a bikini wearing her latest fashion accessory.

Us Weekly reports:

“Lindsay Lohan was calling around the pap agencies all weekend trying to get $10,000 up front to pose up in the SCRAM bracelet,” a reliable insider tells UsMagazine.com. “All of the major players passed, and she ended up doing the setup with a small agency.”

Adds the source, “She was pimping it out all weekend, looking for 10 grand, but who wants to deal with that headache?”

Obviously she got paid something, we have the photo….but seriously, I thought she hated that thing?

James Franco says he didn’t fall asleep in class – Amy Grindhouse

Betty White remains awesome – we remain in awe – Busy Bee Blogger

Karina Smirnoff: “The Situation” is opposite of the Jersey Shore – Stupid Celebrities

Madonna relaunches Material Girl – The Fashion Spot

Bret Michaels gets naked – Starcasm

Britney Spears ‘Glee’ special tomorrow – Bricks & Stones Gossip

David Beckham almost beat some guy up – Evil Beet Gossip

Audrina Patridge’s boyfriend, Corey Bohan – Celebrity Smack

Katy Perry mocks Sesame Street – Tabloid Prodigy

Dawson is a daddy! – Seriously OMG

Another reason to see Taylor Lautner shirtless – Girls Talkin’ Smack

Mad Men recap! – Dipped In Cream

Rumor has it that young actress Mackenzie Foy is being tapped to play the role of Edward Cullen and Bella Swan’s daughter Renesmee in the new Breaking Dawn movie.

EW reports:

It’s not yet clear how the diminutive actress, who’s appeared in one episode each of television shows FlashForward and ‘Til Death, will portray the character who ages a full 17 years in only seven. Sources have suggested that director Bill Condon will employ similar digital effects to those used by David Fincher in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, where Foy’s face would be digitally transferred onto the face of a younger child. It’s also probable that the studio will hire a younger child in some capacity, too.

Do you think this would be a good casting decision for the franchise? What are your thoughts???

Dancing With The Stars is on and we’ve got the scoop on the scores for week two!

Rick Fox & Cheryl Burke: 21
Florence Henderson & Corky Ballas: 19
Brandy Norwood & Maksim Chmerkovskiy: 21
Michael Bolton & Florence Henderson: 12
Audrina Patridge & Tony Dovolani: 23
Jennifer Grey & Derek Hough: 24
Margaret Cho & Louis Van Amstel: 18
Kyle Massey & Lacey Schwimmer: 22
Kurt Warner & Anna Trebunskaya: 21
The Situation & Karina Smirnoff: 18
Bristol Palin & Mark Ballas: 22

George Lopez and his wife Ann are divorcing. The twosome are reportedly trying to keep their divorce as amicable as possible, for the sake of their daughter, Mayan.

TMZ reports:

Sources say George and Ann have been working out details of the split “for a long time,” but they’ve both made the decision to end the marriage.

In 2005, Ann gave George the gift of life by donating one of her kidneys to him.

File this under the grossest thing you’ve ever heard. Nadya Suleman has been adamant that she won’t do a sex tape to save her home that’s in foreclosure, but she’ll surely sell off her used underwear!

During her garage sale, the mom of fourteen sold off some goodies, trying to capitalize on her recent fame. She Knows reports:

To really make you lose your lunch, Suleman reportedly autographed a pair of white underwear that she wore when she was pregnant and put them up for auction.

Lunch status: Gone. Thanks a lot Nadya.

If you’ve been wondering what the stars and pros on Dancing With The Stars will be getting down to this week, well wonder no more.

TMZ has a snitch on the inside who has given us the scoop! Spoilers ahead, obviously! (continue reading…)

Katy Perry’s singing on Sesame Street was yanked because it was deemed too sexy for younger children, but there is another show that doesn’t mind her curves. Katy is set to guest star on an upcoming episode of The Simpsons!

EW reports:

EW.com has learned that Perry will guest in a Christmas-themed episode of the animated comedy—and in an unusual way: She appears as herself in a live-action segment that features Simpsons characters as puppets.

“In the wake of Elmo’s terrible betrayal, the Simpsons puppets wish to announce they stand felt-shoulder-to-shoulder with Katy Perry,” quipped series executive producer Al Jean in a statement to EW.com. Not only does the singer wind up leading Homer & Co. in a rendition of “The 39 Days of Christmas,” she plays the unlikely role of… Moe’s girlfriend!

Interesting. Will you watch?

Rachel Bilson says that there’s one thing that she won’t do for a movie deal: get naked.

She says that movie makers are keen to try and slip nudity into a film, but she’s having none of it. She said, “They like to put in nudity wherever they can. But I’m pretty strong-willed and believe it can be avoided.”

Contact Music reports:

Just as the 29-year-old beauty has difficulty with on-screen nudity, she also claims it is more awkward to shoot love scenes with a boyfriend than an actor you don’t know.

Rachel – who starred with her ex-fiance Hayden Christensen in the movie ‘Jumper’ and was in a three-year relationship with her ‘O.C.’ co-star Adam Brody – told the Daily Record newspaper: “Doing a love scene with someone that you’re involved with is more awkward than doing a love scene with someone you’re not dating.

“Either way, it’s definitely weird though. It’s certainly not normal to kiss a guy in front of 10 other guys and a camera.”

You know what’s not normal? Them asking you to kiss a girl in front of ten guys and a camera. But that doesn’t mean people don’t want to see it. Am I right guys?

Lindsay Lohan posted $300,000 bail on Friday night to get out of jail after her lawyer had the decision to jail her reversed. Rumor has it that she was a little worried about having that kind of money to get out of the pokey.

Pop Eater reports:

“Lindsay hasn’t earned that sort of money in a long time,” a family insider tells me. “There was a moment when the family honestly thought Lindsay wasn’t going to be released because they didn’t have that amount of money available to post bail.”

My source tells me it would have been a “tragedy” if, after all her lawyer’s hard work, Lindsay would have had to stay locked up just because of family money issues.

Aww…poor baby. Um, no. I don’t feel a thing. I hope they lock her up again when she goes back to court. Do you? What do you think of the situation?

Even though he’s rumored to be dating Jasmine Villegas, Justin Bieber says that he’s lonely and that his fans don’t know him.

In a new interview, Justin talked about his fans. He said, “It is not real love. You can say it is, but it’s not. They do not know who I am.”

Justin also went on to say that he’s lonely. He added, “I want to hang out with my friends, but I need security. I’m going to get my dog to come on the road in a couple of weeks.”

Do you want to keep Justin company?