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Russell Brand took to his official Twitter page to unleash a naked photo on us. But it wasn’t just any nude photo, this one is special.

To cover his private parts, he’s using a copy of his new book, Booky Wook 2. He tweeted, “Erotic literature? #bookywook2 – this time it’s personal. Tomorrow”

Will you purchase his book?

After checking out this link on HammerOfTruth, I was curious. If you’ve used Google Instant before, then you know that it instantly gives you search results as you are typing. Pretty nifty idea, if you think about it. It auto-fills in your search as you go. It’s almost as if Google is reading our minds. (Are they?)

While perusing the list of blacklisted terms on this handy website, I found the names Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson. This caused me to wonder who else that got famous for having a sex tape that was blacklisted, so I went to straight to the source.

Paris Hilton has been blacklisted, but her sex tape partner, Rick Salomon is not. Weird, in fact, is how you can Google Instant Search “Rick Salomon” and it auto-fills “size” and you get instant results: (continue reading…)

According to reports, Mariah Carey arrived to LAX in a wheelchair!!!

CelebSightings tweeted this, seven hours ago, “RIGHT NOW: Mariah Carey arriving @ LAX in a wheelchair (Tu 1:04pm)”.

If she is, in fact, in a wheelchair, then it’s possibly because she is four months pregnant and due to her recent fall, her doctor has told her to take it easy.

If Mariah is using a wheelchair, then what I want to know is, where are the pictures?!?? I need proof. This could all be a hoax or nothing but speculation at this point. Stay tuned!!

It’s Dancing With The Stars time again and we’ve got the low-down on the results show!

Kyle Massey and Lacey Schwimmer will be making another performance next week, while Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Brandy’s fates are in jeopardy. The judges asked to see Kyle and Lacey do their Quickstep dance again, which earned them 22 points last night.

They’ve tried to clean up the mess surrounding the boo’ing of Sarah Palin. They aired a clip showing the judge’s giving their scores as the audience boo’ed and tried to make it look like it wasn’t Sarah who got boo’ed. They need to STFU, she sucks and we all know it.

Florence Henderson and Corky Ballas are safe, along with Bristol Palin and Mark Ballas. UGH. I just can’t. The Situation and Karina Smirnoff are in jeopardy. Audrina Patridge and Tony Dovolani are safe, along with Jennifer Grey and Derek Hough. Also safe are Kurt Warner and Anna Trebunskaya, alongside Margaret Cho and Louis Van Amstel.

Rick Fox and Cheryl Burke are safe, along with Brandy and Maks.

Who got sent home?!? MICHAEL BOLTON & CHELSIE HIGHTOWER! Are you surprised?

Jeffrey Jones, who starred as Principal Ed Rooney in the 1986 movie, Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, has gotten sentenced to three years probation and 250 hours of community service after failing to update his sex offender registration upon moving.

He was first arrested in 2003, after he was caught paying a 14-year-old boy to pose for graphic pictures and being in possession of child pornography. The child porn charge was dropped after he pleaded no contest to inducing a minor to pose for the sexually explicit photos. From that, he received five years probation and was ordered to register as a sex offender every year.

He failed to update the registry on his 63rd birthday and was arrested in June, 2010. He paid $20,000 bail and appeared in court earlier today. He pleaded guilty to failing to update the sex offender registry.

He’ll now be cleaning up the sides of the roads in L.A.

Remember the grossness that we shared with you when we informed you that Octomom Nadya Suleman was selling her used undies at her garage sale? She is doing everything in her power to try and save her home from foreclosure.

Her used, gross underwear fetched $2,600 at the yard sale. Now I must ask you: What is the world coming to when someone will shell out that kind of money for a fat-lipped eight person incubator’s used undergarments?

I have no words.

Before Lindsay Lohan entered rehab earlier today, she made her rounds all over Los Angeles. She stopped at a charity, sold some pics and Radar Online wants us to believe that she knows how to read. Just kidding….I think.

Either way, the fallen starlet has entered a rehab facility for the fifth time in a three-year period and will reportedly stay there until her court hearing on October 22nd, in front of Judge Elden Fox.

Does she finally realize that she has a serious problem with drugs? Or is she only trying to please the judge? What do you think?

Earlier today, rocker Pete Doherty was charged with cocaine possession. The charge stems from his appearance at a bail hearing, when he had drugs on his person.

Contact Music has more:

Doherty was arrested in March in connection with the drugs related death of heiress Robin Whitehead. He was one of four people taken into custody after the 27-year-old filmmaker died from a suspected overdose in January at an East London flat.

Whitehead had been making a documentary on Doherty at the time and he previously admitted to visiting the property the day before and the day after she died but on the night of her death he was at his home in Wiltshire.

Doherty, 31, was originally arrested on March 19 on suspicion of supplying drugs then subsequently bailed.

Today, he was handed the lesser charge of possessing the drug, but could still face jail.

He needs to get it together already. Seriously, who brings drugs with them to their bail hearing?!?? That’s just heinous. He deserved this charge for sure. He needs to wise up before he becomes another statistic.

Lindsay Lohan might just be in talks to play a sexy C.I.A. agent in the new flick, Escaping The Game.

Despite her recent legal issues, a new production company is considering hiring her for their new movie, which would see her playing a role similar to Angelina Jolie’s role in Salt.

Contact Music reports:

Lohan apparently expressed a great deal of interest in the role several months ago, but her run in with the law meant that no deal was done. The actress was sent to prison in June 2010 for violating the terms of her DUI probation. However, after being released she failed a drugs test and was sent to jail once more in September, before being granted a $300,000 bail last week.

Nathan Folks, the writer and producer of ‘Escaping The Game’, said, “From the title alone you can only imagine that this film is right up her alley. We believe that Lindsay is perfect for the role, and because of her experience as a tormented starlet, she is ideal to play the role”. Lohan’s recent behaviour has led to reports that the 24-year-old wouldn’t be insured to appear in such films, but Folks seems unperturbed, saying, “Studios have dealt with this problem for many years, the only difference now is that it’s more public because of the internet. ROBERT DOWNEY JR had problems and he still was able to make films.”

What do you think? Should she do it?

Michael Bolton really wanted to try something new with his Jive on last night’s Dancing With The Stars. So he did just that, and unfortunately for him, he failed miserably. Poor guy.

He is definitely a good sport about the whole thing, but he scored some pretty nasty scores and comments from the judges. Judge Bruno Tonioli said that it was “the worst Jive in eleven seasons”.

Check it out after the jump! (continue reading…)

If you’re sick of working your dead end job with lame pay, then you might not want to read any further than this right here.

Justin Bieber earns $300,000 per show! Yes, you read that correctly, PER SHOW. The Smoking Gun reports:

The 16-year-old performer earns more per gig than established acts like Sheryl Crow ($146,500), Weezer ($150,000), and Bret Michaels ($64,000). Bieber, though, does not command as much as Rascal Flatts ($702,500), Kiss ($500,000), or Keith Urban ($487,500).

A review of dozens of concert contracts shows that Bieber outearns all of his young contemporaries, banking twice as much as Drake ($155,000), three times that of Disney star Selena Gomez ($100,000), and four times as mush as “American Idol” winner Jordin Sparks ($75,000). An excerpt from a recent Bieber performance contract–which stipulates that payments be made to the company Bieber Time Touring, LLC.

Wow. I really have no words.