earsucker

Japan finally gets it. Immigration officials detained Paris Hilton at a hotel near the airport for over six hours yesterday before telling her to GTFO.

TMZ reports:

Japanese Immigration officials denied Paris entry into their county because of her guilty plea to cocaine possession this week.

Japan frowns on people who get convicted of drug offenses, so Paris — seen above at the airport a few hours ago — is on her way back to the US of A.

Money can’t buy you class, Paris. So sorry that your entitled self is back on a plane for the U.S. There are some things you just can’t throw money at.

David Bowie ‘Station To Station’ t-shirt & CD giveaway – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Simon Cowell has had sex with 2,000 women – Anything Hollywood

Lindsay Lohan flops around all over Venice – Speed Monkey

Sarah Jessica Parker steals London Fashion Week – Celebrity Fashion Watcher

NSFW: Kanye West’s robot lover Amber’s naked view – Anorak

Scarlett Johansson is the one – Celebrity Hot Sauce

Kat Von D poses topless – Celebrity Pixx

Miley Cyrus’ Barbie dashboard – Dana’s Dirt

Understatement of the year: Mel Gibson is struggling – Girls Talkin’ Smack

Balthazar Getty’s wife is forgiving – Right Celebrity

Lady Gaga calls meat dress a gay rights symbol – Why Fame

Demi Lovato called fat & promiscuous – Fit Celeb

Tinkerbell gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – Gabby Babble

So far, Michael Bolton and Margaret Cho are safe, while David Hasselhoff and The Situation are currently in jeopardy.

Coming back next week are Jennifer Grey and Rick Fox, leaving Brandy and Kyle in jeopardy. Yeah, right. Like they’re going to send Brandy home. Not buying it.

Audrina Patridge and Florence Henderson are safe, leaving Bristol Palin and Kurt Warner waiting in the wings to hear their fates.

THIS JUST IN: CHRIS DAUGHTRY BUTCHERED DEF LEPPARD’S “PHOTOGRAPH”. That is all. Wait, I lied. Joe Elliott, if you can hear me now, please rescind any invitation by these morons to cover any of your songs on any future shows. Thanks.

Brandy and Bristol are safe!

So who’s getting the axe out of Kurt, David, Kyle and The Situation? Click “more” to find out!!! (continue reading…)

Maroon 5 has just released their third album, titled, Hands All Over, today. And to celebrate this rockin’ occasion, the band is holding a super cool 7 Days of Hands All Over contest beginning today where fans have the chance to win really sweet prizes.

Prizes include a personal acoustic performance, along with the chance to be the band’s roadie for a day. Enter their contest HERE.

Earsucker is happy to give away one AUTOGRAPHED copy of the album to one lucky reader! All you have to do to enter is leave a comment telling us your favorite Maroon 5 song! That’s it! This contest will self destruct in a week. Enter as many times as you like for extra chances to win!!!!

Check out Maroon5.com for more info and be sure to grab the album on iTunes or Amazon today.

If you want a second chance to win, click HERE!

So there are some people in this world who want to see Jeni Farley AKA JWoww take it all off for Playboy. Interesting.

The magazine has reportedly offered the Jersey Shore star a whopping $400,000 to pose in their magazine.

Radar Online reports:

RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively that there is a $400,000 offer from the mag for the Jersey Shore star to pose naked. We’ve also learned that the deal is not final and may face contractual obstacles from the reality TV show.

“Talks have been going on for a long time now and the highest offer she has received is $400,000,” revealed our source.

What do you think? Should she do it?

There were reports circling the internet yesterday, suggesting that Miley Cyrus had moved boyfriend Liam Hemsworth into her Toluca Lake home. But we’ve heard that story is just fake fake fake.

The rumors started after Miley and Liam reconciled after taking a short break from their relationship. It was suggested that Miley moved him in with her to take their relationship to the next level.

Her rep has dismissed the rumors, saying, “They don’t live together.”

50 Cent has been going on and on about looking for a girlfriend on Twitter. He said, “A yal be on twitter meeting each other. Then yal be f***ing this s**t is crazy. I wanta find me a bad b**ch on twitter. Lol”

Now, he has tweeted non-stop about Cult Curtis, blah blah blah. But what we really want to know is whether or not Fiddy is sportin’ some drugs while Twitpic’ing photos of his dog Oprah.

Now take a closer look: (continue reading…)

It appears that Japan doesn’t want Paris Hilton, either!

Apparently, the good folks over at the immigration office in Japan want to have a few words with Paris after she copped a guilty plea to her recent cocaine arrest. She is being held “captive” in a hotel there tonight as authorities work out whether or not they want to allow her in the country.

Her rep said, “Paris Hilton was delayed by immigration authorities at a Japanese airport this evening after arriving for business obligations planned many months earlier. Paris was contractually bound to her business trip and didn’t want to let down her brands and many Asian fans.”

They should send her back! But then again, we don’t want her either.

If you were watching Dancing With The Stars‘ season premiere when Jennifer Grey came on and started yelling “Nobody puts Baby in a corner!” at your television, then congratulations, you’re probably not alone there. (Or really was it only me?)

Shame on the producers of the show for allowing her to use the song, These Arms Of Mine by Otis Redding, from the Dirty Dancing soundtrack. That was just begging for someone to bring up the ghost of Patrick Swayze.

Wouldn’t be reasonable to suggest that this was an unfair advantage to the competition?

Did you tear up? Own up wimps!!!

Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino really unleashed a huge ball of suck on last night’s season premiere episode of Dancing With The Stars. He scored a whopping 15 points, but he is trying to explain away the awful performance that we witnessed on the dance floor.

Mike says that it was all because he only had five days to practice due to filming commitments with Jersey Shore. Ugh. How much more is this guy going to use this excuse?

I’m sure he’s not going anywhere just yet. Bristol Palin or Margaret Cho should definitely be first on the chopping block on tonight’s results show.

Who do you think is getting the axe tonight?

Justin Bieber is going to shatter a ton of tween hearts by kissing this girl in the back seat of his car. Justin was spotted by the nefarious photographers of TMZ, kissing on Jasmine Villegas.

As I’m writing this, I’m sure the Beliebers are gearing up to get their claws out. See here for more pics!