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True Blood star Joe Manganiello is engaged to his girlfriend, Audra Marie. And a nation of women weep as they hear the sad, sad news. But hey, we still have Alexander Skarsgard and Ryan Kwanten, right?

People magazine has the sad news:

“She wouldn’t go out with me for six months,” Manganiello told PEOPLE in September. “We started dating a few months before I got cast [on True Blood].”

Manganiello says Marie is “a great dresser. She’s gorgeous, and she’s tall. And she’s sweet … nice. And she makes crazy English breakfasts.”

Marie, meanwhile, says her man’s most appealing qualities are his “sense of humor, his work ethic and how humble he is with everything that has gone on.”

Because when my future husband [Alexander] is asked about me, the first thing I want him to comment on is the way I dress. Ha.

Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, is blasting recent reports that the actress tried to make a break for it to nab a can of Coke.

TMZ reports:

Shawn Chapman Holley tells TMZ, she spoke with Lindsay’s counselors yesterday and there was absolutely no mention made of any attempt by Lindsay to cross the line.

Holley adds, “The counselor gave Lindsay an unqualified glowing report on her progress.”

TMZ first reported … Lindsay is at the Betty Ford Clinic. We’ve independently confirmed … there’s a soda machine in Lindsay’s ward, allowing her to walk a matter of feet in order to satisfy a caffeine fix.

Maybe they should’ve said that she was trying to make a run for Red Bull, because that would’ve totally been believable.

Christina Aguilera has just filed for divorce from husband, Jordan Bratman, citing irreconcilable differences.

According to the documents, the former couple have a prenuptial agreement in place. The divorce petition asks that “earnings and accumulations of Christina’s before marriage, during marriage and from and after the date of separation be considered separate property.

TMZ reports:

Aguilera, who is represented by disso-queen Laura Wasser, lists the date of separation as September 11, 2010.

The petition also seeks to terminate Bratman’s ability to get child support. Aguilera is seeking joint physical and legal custody of their child, Max, who is 2.

There must be something in the water out there.

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Nicole Richie lays into X17! – Snarkerati

Cliff Richard turns 70 – Gabby Babble

Britney Spears looks a little tired at Starbucks – Busy Bee Blogger

Chilean miners rescued (video) – Celebrity Smack

David Schwimmer got married – Have U Heard

Trent Reznor thinks Facebook sucks – Dipped In Cream

Charlize Theron has a new man – Amore Magazine

Celebrity redo: Jessica Alba – Fashion Grail

Minka Kelly is the sexiest woman alive? – Shallow Nation

Heidi Klum planning a huge Halloween party – The Fashion Spot

Violet Affleck is a cute ballerina – Dana’s Dirt

Zac Efron rocks the black lace – Celebrity Pixx

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Gavin Rossdale admits to gay sex with crossdresser – Celeb Dirty Laundry

10-year-old Noah Cyrus is inappropriate too – Amy Grindhouse

Boy George confirms Culture Club reunion – Starcasm

Russell Brand is a dummy – Tabloid Prodigy

Does Justin Bieber have to pee? – Seriously OMG

Taylor Swift is unspeakably cute – Celebrity Hot Sauce

2010 American Music Award nominations – Girls Talkin’ Smack

Is Kristen Stewart sick of Twilight? – Celebuzz

According to sources, Joe Jonas really wants girlfriend Ashley Greene to shack up with him! I would believe this if they didn’t just start dating recently.

Dishin’ The Dirt reports:

A spy close to the singer said,” Because they are trying to spend as much time as possible together during Ashley’s filming of the new Twilight film and Joe’s upcoming South Africa tour, he wants her to live with him when they are together to minimize time loss. Joe has never felt like this before about another woman. He left Demi Lovato and went right into this without knowing it would become so serious. For the first time he feels he has found true love.”

Are you buying it? Or is it a little too soon for them to be taking the next step?

Tiger Woods is learning the hard way that when you lie down with dogs, you’re bound to get fleas.

His ex-mistress, Devon James, still plans on releasing the sex tape that reportedly features the disgraced golfer on Friday, October 15th.

Devon’s husband, producer Nick James, says that they plan to release the tape on Friday, regardless of what happens, “no matter what.”

He said, “I was told there was a bid by his lawyers to buy the tape but so far no deal has been struck and I don’t think it will be either.”

There hasn’t been any proof that the tape exists as of yet and all of the media buzz surrounding it has been released by Devon and Nick. Nick added, “I think that it will be available for pre-order no matter what now – right now that is definitely still on.”

Do you think there’s a real Tiger Woods tape floating around?

Taylor Swift wrote a song called, Back To December, about ex-boyfriend Taylor Lautner, leading us all to believe that they might be headed toward a reconciliation.

Now, she has revealed that she is still harboring a crush on the Twilight actor, despite splitting up with him in December of 2009.

When asked about who she’s crushing on now, she said, “Taylor Lautner. It’s always going to be Taylor.”

How sweet. I hope they do get back together, they made such a cute couple. Don’t you think?

Perez Hilton really built his fame and fortune on the premise of attacking celebrities for what they wear, who they’re dating and whether or not he could out them on his website.

He’s made a ton of money bullying everyone and becoming notorious for being the man in Hollywood that everyone loves to hate. Now, that’s all changed, since he became a part of the anti-bullying campaign. Well, not since then, actually. It was more like when people started calling him out for being a hypocrite for his actions, that he decided to take a stand.

In an interview with Ellen DeGeneres, he said, “Over the last two weeks I have been doing everything I can to bring awareness to the teen suicides and gay bullying. In doing so a lot of people have called me a hypocrite and a bully myself and a big one… From now on I really want to be part of the solution and not part of the problem.”

That’s not a bad thing, but it does spell the end of the Perez that everyone has come to hate. What do you think?

Courteney Cox has been offered a cool million to become the new face of CougarLife.com, a website dedicated to hooking up cougars with some cubs.

For that million dollars, all she has to do is do 12 radio advertisements, appear in a total of four television spots and make at least 30 public appearances for the brand.

The contract says that they will pay out the million in quarterly installments of $250,000, at the end of every quarter.

TMZ reports:

But there’s a catch — CL would reserve the right to fire Cox if she gets arrested or “conducts herself in a manner that brings herself into disrepute.”

So far no word on whether CC plans to sign.

This is totally a publicity stunt. If they were serious, it would be more money and less appearances. Of course, she’s not going to be doing this.

Lindsay Lohan is currently rehabbing her days away at the Betty Ford Center. Unfortunately, they don’t have Coke there, so Lindsay and another patient tried to get a fix — of course, of the soda variety.

Radar Online reports:

Lohan’s ruse was almost pulled off it wasn’t for her accomplice, another patient, whose clothing got caught on the fence.

“Lindsay and her co-conspirator were forced to give it up and flag down a volunteer, who was crossing the center’s grounds on a golf cart,” a source, with knowlegde of the situation, told RadarOnline.com.

“The pair was safely returned, decaffeinated, to their hall, were they were the center of a process meeting over what they had done.”

There is no soda dispenser at the clinic where luxuries, such as caffeine and television, are strictly prohibited.

Caffeine is prohibited? That’s just madness. I do not approve.