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In a stunning upset last night, The Hills star Audrina Patridge was eliminated from Dancing With The Stars.

It was widely believed that Kurt Warner would be eliminated from the dancing competition because he scored the lowest possible scores on Monday’s show. In the end, it was between two really good dancers, Audrina and Jennifer Grey.

What do you think of the results? Are you surprised that she was axed?

Update: Audrina’s mother, Lynn, got smashed while at Beso in L.A. last night and told everyone how she really feels about Lauren Conrad, Dancing With The Stars and The Hills! Check out the video HERE.

Charlie Sheen got drunk and reckless during a recent hotel stay in New York, while in town to visit with his children with ex-wife, Denise Richards.

He got high on cocaine, trashing a hotel room with a hooker, after discovering his wallet and cell phone were nowhere to be found. Radar Online reports that he was higher than a kite on coke:

“After that incident, a battery of tests were run on Sheen. He tested positive for cocaine,” the source told RadarOnline.com. “And he’s only been out of rehab for two months.”

Interestly enough, even given that information, he wasn’t found in violation of his probation. But, not to worry, he says that he’s just fine.

Radar says that they got the exclusive interview with Charlie, but what they really got was only two text messages from the Two And A Half Men actor. In a post titled, EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW: Charlie Sheen Breaks Silence, Tells Radar: ‘Story Overblown & Overplayed’, they talk about the incident and what appears to be a statement from Charlie himself.

Charlie said, “Oh my man, I’m fine. The story is totally overblown and overplayed as far as the reality of the scenario. I know what went down and that’s where it will stay…under wraps.”

OMG YOU GUISE!! EXCLOOSIVE INTERVIEW!!1!

In case you hadn’t heard, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has a book coming out titled, Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore. The book is set for release on November 2nd, and we’ve got the inside scoop on what kind of advice he’s dishing out!

According to Mike, you can find happiness on the Jersey shore if you dodge “grenades”, avoid sickness and also includes a one-night stand checklist.

The book features illustrations on proper ab maintenance and the one-night stand checklist features tips such as, “The best sex is often with a grenade — because she’s so grateful”. He offers up some shaving wisdom, saying, “Chicks do dig guys with shaved legs…maybe they’re into the Michael Phelps look.”

To avoid any unwanted colds or sickness, he says, “Before any chick gets into my bed I make her slide into a 200-degree Jacuzzi to sterilize any microbial bacteria that might endanger my health.”

And there’s even a prayer for guys like Mike. It reads, “God grant me the stamina to satisfy hot chicks, the courage to deny grenades, and the wisdom to know the difference.”

After writing this, I am utterly convinced that Mike had a ghost writer. I’ve seen his little bit part on Dancing With The Stars and he doesn’t come off as the sharpest tool in the shed. Microbial? He did not write this. Ha.

Rest easy Beliebers! Your idol, Justin Bieber, is single and ready to mingle!

In a recent interview, the teen singer said that he’s not nervous about talking about his relationships. Justin was most recently linked to Jasmine Villegas (photo here).

When it comes to dating, he said, “No, I think that whatever happens, happens. I’m not afraid to tell the truth.”

And there you have it! Are you lining up for a chance with Justin?

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Reggie Bush threatens to expose Kim Kardashian – Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Naomi Campbell needs a vacation every six weeks – Tragicomical

Tori Spelling is what nightmares are made of – Lickable Celebs

Vintage – Oldies but goodies – Swanky Celebs

Will Real Housewife Jeana Keough get her figure back? – Fit Fab Celeb

Best celebrity Halloween costumes 2010 – Anything Hollywood

Simon Cowell…I have no words – Celebrity Pixx

Gaga & Anderson Cooper? – Dana’s Dirt

10 Weirdest celebrity couples – Girls Talkin’ Smack

A couple that plays Scrabble together, stays together!

To keep busy on the set of the new Twilight movie, Breaking Dawn, Robert Pattinson and girlfriend Kristen Stewart have been hosting board game nights.

They’ve also taken a liking to Monopoly and chess, as well. They’ve made it into a competition and have invited co-stars Taylor Lautner and Ashley Greene to join them in between filming.

They have become obsessed with winning and it has erupted into arguments for the couple. A source said, “Rob and Kristen have hours to burn on set and have got massively into board games. It gets competitive. There have been tantrums over snakes and ladders.”

Last night, Two And A Half Men actor Charlie Sheen was hospitalized after getting drunk and naked in his hotel room and trashing the place. The reason he went so insane? He brought a chick back with him and then later on realized that she’d snatched his wallet.

A source close to the scene said, “Charlie was back to being Charlie and had a hooker.” Nice! It’s confirmed! It was a hooker!

This guy can beat his wife and hire hookers and get away with it, but if I look at a cop the wrong way I get hauled off to jail.

Do you think he’ll get into trouble for these latest escapades?

Twilight actress Ashley Greene and boyfriend Joe Jonas were spotted getting cozy at a pool hall in Louisiana recently.

They look cute, but why on Earth would she wear a cocktail dress to shoot pool? Was she only there to watch? Cute dress, though.

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Rapper T.I. won’t be charged in drug bust! – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Madonna to open Hard Candy Fitness centers – Amy Grindhouse

Caption Johnny Depp! – Ayyyy!

Jesse James & Kat Von D still together, still gross – Girls Talkin’ Smack

Emma Stone does her best Lindsay Lohan on SNL – Stupid Celebrities

Real Housewives of Atlanta sneak peek – Busy Bee Blogger

Eva Longoria is facing a lawsuit – Celebutante Sisters

Amy Winehouse rocks Fred Perry retro fashions – Starcasm

Evan Rachel Wood in Nylon Magazine – Lickable Celebs

Alessandra Ambrosio covers Vogue Nippon – Swanky Celebs

Rick Fox practices his moves – Fit Fab Celeb

Miley Cyrus is an Indian cowgirl – Tragicomical

Jared Leto looks hungry – Tabloid Prodigy

Justin Timberlake isn’t cool – Lolebrity

Get Taylor Swift’s look for less – Fashion Grail

Katy Perry quits Twitter? – Really Rich

Simon Cowell’s engagement on a break? – Seriously OMG

Audrina Patridge hits the gym – Bricks & Stones

Even though Mariah Carey or husband Nick Cannon have yet to confirm that they’re expecting a baby, we’re hearing rumors now that she has found out the sex of her unborn baby. And it’s a boy!

She has been spotted recently wearing clothes that seemingly cover up her bump or has relied solely on the wonders of Photoshop to cover up her pregnancy, but a source says that she’s just plain superstitious and doesn’t want to jinx anything.

The source said, “She’s having a boy, but the reason that Mariah didn’t want to say anything is because she is 40, and she’s superstitious. but she’s going to appear on ‘Oprah’ and ‘The View’, so she’s planning on making the announcement soon.”

Congratulations to them!

On Friday morning, Lindsay Lohan was sentenced by Judge Elden Fox to continue her treatment at the Betty Ford Center. Since, she has claimed that she’s broke and her clothing line, 6126, is failing because she can’t micro-manage it. Therefore, she claims that she’s currently unable to earn money, leaving her unable to pay for her treatment.

And instead of doing what any normal person would do, which is finding a cheaper rehab facility. But not Lindsay, no, she’s way too good for that. She is now in search of a sponsor for her treatment at the facility.

A pal of Lindsay’s said, “Lindsay can’t afford to pay for treatment. Three months at the facility will cost her almost $50,000, which she doesn’t have.”

An insider said, “There is simply no money left. Lindsay manages to live high off the generosity of others. However, asking for free clothes and dinners at fancy restaurants is one thing, asking for $50,000 cash is something totally different. Her people tried and failed to sell her first post rehab interview for big bucks, so her only option now is to find some sort of sponsor.”

Who do you think will end up sponsoring her?