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While you’re sitting there at your desk job reading this and counting the time until 5 o’clock hits so you can leave work and have that awesome beer waiting for you at home, just remember that Kim Kardashian was made famous via a sex tape. Yes folks, that’s it. One sex tape catapulted this trashbucket to fame and now she earns your yearly salary in a few hours.

I don’t want to say that she “earns” thousands, because if sitting in a bar in the VIP section with your friends, ignoring the public and texting friends while you get hammered is earning, then maybe I’m in the wrong line of work. *Calls Vivid*

She’s making a tidy little sum off of all of her appearances. Here’s a breakdown:

Bowling in heels at the High Rollers bowling alley – $40,000
Hosting the Bullrun Live Rally – $35,000
QuickTrim spokesperson – $100,000
Shopping at Best Buy – $40,000
Hosting six events at Tao in Las Vegas – $500,000

Do you see where I’m going with this? It’s just sickening!

Lady Gaga made waves and history with her hit song, Bad Romance, but we’ve uncovered a deleted scene from the music video itself.

The clip is only seven seconds long and features the singer wearing nothing at all while belting out the lyrics to the song.

Check it out, after the jump! (continue reading…)

As we’ve reported earlier, Playboy was looking to get Oksana Grigorieva to pose nude in their magazine for the paltry sum of $75,000.

She has since declined the offer, saying that not to hold your breath anytime soon — or ever, for that matter.

Her rep issued a statement, saying, “Not now, not ever, nor for any amount of money, would our client, Oksana Grigorieva, even consider any offer to pose for Playboy. Someone might have sent an email to one of her representatives but that’s not news.”

And there you have it. She’s not going to show her butt for Playboy to make a few bucks to pay for attorney’s fees.

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have been going strong since meeting on the set of their movie, The Last Song. But it’s not always roses for the Australian actor.

He says that he struggles to cope with dating the starlet because the press attention wears him down. He was basically an unknown actor before their relationship and now he has become a household name.

He said, “It’s not easy. I’m not complaining. I don’t read the tabloids and coming back to Australia keeps me grounded. It’s important to keep my family and good friends close.”

Justin Bieber has become known for his signature sideswept hair, but according to reports, that might not last long at all.

He says that he’s not tied to the hairdo and said that he may shave it off for his next album. In a new interview, he said, “I’ve cut this style different ways, but I was thinking about shaving it off or changing it. But I know now isn’t the right time. Maybe for my next album.”

What do you think? Should the Biebz shave off his ‘do?

Robert Pattinson is no stranger to the microphone. As a matter of fact, he sounds pretty good! According to him, however, he thinks his music is depressing.

He was said to have turned down a record deal with Simon Cowell because his music is “too depressing” and not too many people would like it.

He said, “I love Simon, I think he is a great personality and I think his shows are entertaining. He is a clever guy and he created artists that he knows the public will like, that’s why I don’t think he could ever launch my music career. I am selfish with my music. I get my guitar and I play what I like, but the problem is I don’t think many other people would like it.”

He also revealed that he believes people would only appreciate his music when he’s dead. He added, “I am sure I’ll be one of those artists that people don’t pay any attention to while I’m alive, and when I am dead people will go, ‘Yeah man, that was a work of art.’”

Do you think he should try to launch a music career?

Katy Perry and Russell Brand tied the knot in India on Saturday and so far, everything has remained mum as far as pictures are concerned.

The photos of the wedding ceremony are nowhere to be found on the internet as of yet. I’ve heard that they’ve been sold to an Indian news agency, but they have yet to surface.

Katy took to her official Twitter account to confirm that they have gotten married, with the above photo and a brief statement saying, “WE DID!”

Congratulations!!

Playboy magazine has extended an offer to Mel Gibson’s ex-girlfriend, Oksana Grigorieva. Apparently the publication wants all of the men in the world to see what attracted Mel in the first place.

They are looking for her to pose completely nude and are willing to pay her a sum of $75,000 for the privilege.

TMZ reports:

Sources close to the offer tell us Playboy is willing to fork over a cool $75,000 for her trouble — and to sweeten the deal, they’re even willing to give Oksana the cover … a pretty enticing move for a struggling musician looking for some non-Mel publicity.

So far, no word on whether Oksana is considering the move — but with her significant legal debt, it could be the perfect opportunity.

Is this something that you’d want to see?

The Pretty Reckless singer, Taylor Momsen recently showed her boobs at a concert, prompting Chris Hansen to want to talk with the entire audience. She’s seventeen-years-old and obviously wants to be known as the raciest, edgiest singer out there.

In a gross display, Taylor sang the words to her song Make Me Wanna Die and proceeded to untie her blouse and reveal her underage boobs, covered with pasties.

Check out the uncensored photo here or watch the video, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Chris Rock donated thirty seconds of his life to make $20,000 for the fight against Autism at Thursday evening’s Night Of Too Many Stars event.

For the bidding, he offered to curse out your ex on the phone, in front of the audience (and television viewership). One woman paid a cool 20 G’s for the privilege of listening to Chris rip her ex-boyfriend a new one. And boy did he!

Apparently, this tool had been with her for over a year and was posting pictures of himself with another woman on Facebook. Lovely. He had it coming!

Check out the video HERE. Language is NSFW, of course.

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