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Lindsay Lohan was in court today in front of Judge Elden Fox to answer for her probation violation.

She was ordered to stay at the Betty Ford Center for her drug addiction treatment until at least January 3, 2011, with no jail time. The District Attorney had recommended that she serve 180 days in the county jail.

She is set to return to court on February 25, 2011. She will have to undergo drug testing between now and then, to ensure that she stays clean.

Lindsay told the judge, “Thank you”, among the tears. Celebrity justice?!??

She was rumored to be hitting it off with John Mayer, but now the rumors are heating up again Kim Kardashian’s relationship with rapper Kanye West!

In Touch Weekly reports:

There might be a fall chill in the air, but Kim Kardashian is keeping warm by snuggling up to Kanye West! Kim was spotted out with the rapper at Bijan’s Bistro in Chicago on October 19. Brian Schyler, a local jazz singer who was also dining at the late-night restaurant, tells In Touch exclusively, “Kanye had his arm around her all evening!” And Kim sat extra-close to Kanye until the wee hours of the morning. “He was rubbing her knee all night — they definitely looked like a couple,” Brian tells In Touch.

Who do you think is a better fit for Kim?

Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene hit up the California Pizza Kitchen in Baton Rouge, Louisiana on Tuesday and ordered some PDA and a makeout session from the menu.

They were later joined by Ashley’s Twilight co-star, Kellan Lutz…but that didn’t stop them from going at it!

Get a room you guys! One with a camera, preferably.

Michael Lohan may not be talking to the press anymore, but he sure was talking to the cops last night. Apparently he was attacked last night when his assailant slashed his neck and arm.

TMZ reports:

As TMZ first reported, Michael claims he was attacked outside his home in Santa Monica, CA. Michael told police … about an hour before the incident, he received a threatening phone call. We’re told shortly after the call, Michael went out for cigarettes — that’s when he says the attack occurred.

Sources tell us … Mike explained to police when he went to open his car door, he was jumped from behind. We’re told the suspect, whom Michael says is in his 50s or 60s, began choking him and had some kind of sharp object which he used to slice Michael’s neck. Michael says the knife penetrated his skin and caused substantial bleeding.

Did someone want him to stay away from today’s court hearing for Lindsay? What do you think?

A sexy Calvin Klein ad featuring Lara Stone has been banned in Australia after the Advertising Standards Bureau equated it to gang rape.

They claimed they heard complaints from sexual assault workers stating that the images in the new jeans ad connoted gang rape. They have since decided that the images would be taken down from billboards. They’ve also said that the images are demeaning to women as well as men.

Their statement said, “The Board considered that whilst the act depicted could be consensual, the overall impact and most likely takeout is that the scene is suggestive of violence and rape. The Board considered that the image was demeaning to women by suggesting that she is a plaything of these men. It also demeans men by implying sexualized violence against women.”

I’m comfortable with being demeaned…What about you?

Kim Kardashian was set to celebrate her 30th birthday at Glo Nightclub with a special gift — a diamond encrusted birthday cake worth over a million dollars.

The reality star has since canceled the surprise cake, but will still show up for the festivities on Saturday. Glo Nightclub rep Danielle Orsino said, “Kim was adamantly against accepting the cake. It’s a shame that she couldn’t just enjoy it for what it is, a record-breaking diamond encrusted cake gifted her, a lover of diamonds.”

Kim said on her official website, “First of all, this is the first I’ve heard about this, and I would never allow anyone to spend that much money on a cake. Making a million dollar birthday cake is just ridiculous! I’d rather they give me a cupcake and donate the rest of the money to the homeless!”

Valiant and noble…Words you won’t hear us using to describe her very often.

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Reese Witherspoon is brushing off engagement rumors after it was said that she was getting ready to tie the knot with boyfriend, Jim Toth.

A source said, “Jim is ready for marriage. Reese is happy, in love and definitely wants to settle down.” But her rep wasn’t having any of that and issued a statement to the contrary. She said, “They are not engaged.”

An inside source says that they are definitely good together, but they have no immediate plans to walk down the aisle. The source said, “Jim knows Reese is the one for him. It’s what he’s been waiting for. Getting engaged is a natural step for them but they’re not in a rush. There’s no deadline, no timetable. But it’s something in the future.”

Just when you thought it was bad enough that Snooki snagged herself a book deal, her Jersey Shore co-star, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has just revealed his new book cover art. Ugh.

The book is titled, Here’s the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore and is set for release on November 2, 2010.

Will you buy his book? Or do you already know how to avoid grenades? (Steer clear of war zones?!?)

Jessica Simpson has tweeted another photo of herself with boyfriend, Eric Johnson. I’m sure this is a sign of the oncoming apocalypse that she’s going to be tweeting every second of their relationship together.

She tweeted the photo, saying, “Eric and I late night after PBS Christmas special…”

Are you tired of hearing about them?

Kim Kardashian donned a pink bikini on the cover of the October 2010 issue of Cleo magazine. She has said that she won’t do anymore nude photoshoots, but she didn’t say anything about bikinis.

Kim turned the big 3-0 today and to celebrate the occasion, she splashed out on a super expensive car. What you may now know, however, is that Kim is being treated to a birthday cake worth over a million dollars.

While you chew on that, I think I’ll have a cupcake. Not for Kim, but because they are delicious.