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Bristol Palin and partner Mark Ballas danced the Jive last night on Dancing With The Stars to the theme of The Monkees.

This monkey suit dance earned them a total of 18 points from the judges. It was the most awful, unconnected dance I’ve ever seen. It seemed strained and out of touch.

This might be the dance that finally sees Bristol heading back to Alaska. Check it out, after the jump! (continue reading…)

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Mad Men season finale spoilers! – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Watch: Rand Paul & Jack Conway debate, in 164 seconds – Towleroad

Willow Smith’s ‘Whip My Hair’ has a video now – Amy Grindhouse

Sasquatch wrestles with Kim Kardashian – Lickable Celebs

Blake Lively at the Spike TV Scream awards – Swanky Celebs

Jillian Michaels, fitness trainer or actress? – Fit Fab Celeb

Guess the goth – Ayyyy!

90210 heads to the beach in their bikinis – Busy Bee Blogger

Pregnant Celine Dion admitted to the hospital – Starcasm

Divabot, the singing and dancing robot! – Seriously OMG

Celebrity Copycat: Get Alexa Chung’s look for less – Fashion Grail

Lance Armstrong & Anna Hansen welcome their second child – Bricks & Stones

Pauly D turns down Celebrity Apprentice – Celebutante Sisters

All the songs from Glee’s Rocky Horror episode – Tabloid Prodigy

Proof Keith Richards is immortal – Lolebrity

Lady Gaga is husky – Girls Talkin’ Smack

Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina was rumored to be shopping around an exclusive interview after Lindsay is done with rehab. The deal was said to be for a high five figures and reportedly features Lindsay during her stay at the Betty Ford Center.

Dina has since denied the rumors, saying the reports are “absolutely not true”, saying the rumor is a “total lie”. She also went on to say that the reports were a part of a smear campaign against her by ex-husband Michael.

Do you believe she planned an interview to exploit her daughter?

Carey Mulligan has headed back to Britain after cooling things off with former boyfriend, Shia LaBeouf. The twosome began dating during the filming of Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps, but have since called off their romance.

Carey said, “I’m moving back to England. It’s a long story. I am spending more time here at the moment. Just spending time with my family, really.”

What do you think of the news? Do you think they made a cute couple??

Rumor has it that Madonna has left Jesus Luz in the dust to start dating her choreographer, Brahim Rachiki.

The twosome were said to be clubbing in New York’s SL nightclub, sparking rumors that they’ve hooked up. A source said, “They came in together and were holding hands in a private area. Madonna got up and was dancing for an hour straight before going back to her man. They immediately started making out in front of other guests. After working the dance floor, they found more private seating where they hugged and kissed for the rest of the night.”

Jesus is hotter. Just sayin’.

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Lindsay Lohan wants to be rid of her ankle jewelry – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Lana Lawless, transgendered golfer, sues LPGA – Celeb Glitz

Lady Gaga reveals sexy, meat-free outfit – Holy Moly

Ken Paves dumps Jessica Simpson – Bricks & Stones

Jennifer Aniston & Joan Collins’ feud – Celebridoodle

Kelsey Grammer’s divorce aftermath – Right Celebrity

50 Cent has packed on the pounds – Celebrity Pixx

Norah Jones is releasing a new album – The Star Celeb

AnnaLynne McCord is freaking me out – Celebslam

Politics gets personal at Academy’s Doc Series – Daily Red Carpet

Rihanna’s unusual request – Gossips Anonymous

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Amy Winehouse opens up in Harper’s Bazaar – Celebutante Sisters

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Katy Perry and Russell Brand are set to tie the knot at the end of the month, but she is convinced that placing a ban on sex will make the experience as man and wife, that much better.

A source close to the singer said, “Katy wants everything to be special for their wedding, including the first night. The sex ban was definitely her idea.”

I bet it was! Considering that he’s a former sex addict.

The spy continued, “Russell has reluctantly agreed, and they are sure it will be worth it after they have tied the knot.”

Disney star Demi Lovato says that she was bullied so bad in school that she was forced to quit school to escape the hateful treatment.

She spoke out against bullying, saying, “Bullying is something I went through when I was 12-years-old. I actually ended up leaving school because of it.”

She went on to reveal, “I just remember the hard times that I went through that caused problems that I struggle with everyday to this day. I was bottling it up one hundred percent and one day I was in a bathroom and the lights were out, I couldn’t turn them on because you had to have a key in a separate part of the school. I just called my mom and I was crying and I said, ‘I don’t want to go to school anymore.’ It was a rough time, I was by myself.”

It ended well for her, though. She added, “I actually homeschooled with Selena Gomez so she was a good friend to me then and she still is.”

Justin Bieber has found himself at the center of an assault investigation after another kid’s father called the police at a Laser Tag facility.

A twelve-year-old kid claims that Justin hit him during a game of laser tag. We’ve also heard that the kid threw some pretty hateful words at the teen singer, calling him a “f*ggot”. The kid’s dad alerted authorities and the kid was said to have suffered no bruising as a result of the alleged attack.

TMZ reports:

A rep for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police tells TMZ the incident was reported to authorities by the boy’s father. Though the rep wouldn’t confirm anything about Bieber, they did say they are in the process of interviewing witnesses.

The popular Canadian blog ZackTaylor.ca says they spoke to a staffer at the facility who says that during the game, Bieber was cornered by several kids “and accidentally hit the kid while running away.”

This kid must’ve thought he hit the jackpot after seeing Justin Bieber. Do you think he’s going to sue?

Tiger Woods’ ex-wife, Elin Nordegren has walked away from their divorce a very rich woman. Reportedly, Elin got a whopping $110 million in the divorce!

Radar Online reports:

In the past she has had access to a private jet from Tiger’s camp.

“She could afford the jet but didn’t even consider it,” the source said.

“She’s not cheap, but she’s just not throwing money around and wasting it the way some people would.”

Elin still employs nannies and other household help as she shares custody with Tiger of their two children.

“But she has cut back some of the hours some people work,” a friend told us.

“She’s not acting like she hit the lottery.”

Good for her. She deserves all of that and more after what she’s been put through.

Lindsay Lohan is being advised by some rather smart people who have instructed her to keep her mother, Dina away from her finances and career. Reportedly, the actress was told to cut Dina loose from her empire if she wants to stay clean and sober.

A source close to Lindsay said, “Dina needs to no longer act as her manager, or work for her daughter in any capacity. Lindsay needs Dina to simply be her mother. Lindsay’s treatment team at Betty Ford has emphasized this to Lindsay, very, very strongly. Lindsay feels the financial burden of taking care of her entire family. It’s enormous pressure for any person in their twenties, let alone someone that is battling with addiction.”

This source sounds suspiciously like Michael Lohan, but call it a hunch.

The spy added, “Lindsay and Dina don’t have a normal mother and daughter dynamic because of the length of time that Dina has worked for Lindsay.”

“It’s enormous pressure for any person in their twenties, let alone someone that is battling with addiction.”

The source added, “Lindsay and Dina don’t have a normal mother-and-daughter dynamic because of the length of time that Dina has worked for Lindsay.”