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Katy Perry & Russell Brand want to do a sex tape – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Taylor Momsen takes it to a whole new level – College Candy

Colin Farrell is single! – Girls Talkin’ Smack

Lady Gaga: Before she was famous – Stupid Celebrities

Glee had a lesbian kiss?!?? – Amy Grindhouse

Area family gives thanks to Ratty Extension bank – Ayyyy!

Christina Aguilera’s photo op – Busy Bee Blogger

Gwyneth Paltrow’s ‘Country Song’ video – Hollywood Dame

Shia LaBeouf throws hot coffee on photographer – Starcasm

Furious woman stabs classmate in anger management class – Tabloid Prodigy

Vanilla Ice vs. Paris Hilton? – Hollywood On Crack

Lindsay Lohan is said to be doing well at the Betty Ford Center, but there’s one thing that she’s been complaining about: her SCRAM bracelet.

Reportedly, she wants the device removed from her ankle, considering that she’s been doing such a good job working on her recovery.

A source close to Lindsay said, “Lindsay wants her alcohol monitoring device off – now. Lindsay is pleading with her lawyer, counselors and anyone who will listen to try and find a way to get the SCRAM device taken off. Lindsay complains because it is supposedly very uncomfortable.”

Do you feel bad for her? I surely don’t. I want her to get better, but on the same token, she made her bed of nails and now she has to lay down on it.

Kat Von D and Jesse James may have already called it quits, according to reports. The twosome were seen having lunch together in West Hollywood on October 3, 2010, with an eyewitness saying, “They looked very happy and kept kissing.”

A source close to Kat says that she’s not happy at all about Jesse’s recent move to Austin, Texas. Since their lunch date, she’s been spotted with ex-boyfriend, Nikki Sixx. A spy said, “They were on the balcony chatting and ended up disappearing together. They were acting pretty cozy and chummy.”

Kat was also said to be enjoying a nice, intimate dinner with pal Bam Margera. I’m not feeling anything going on with her and Bam, but I definitely think she and Nikki have rekindled their romance.

What do you think?

According to reports, Snooki and Jenni Farley (J-Woww) were looking to MTV to give them their own reality show. It was said to be a dating show of sorts, and was supposed to feature some of the girls’ ex-boyfriends.

Now, we’ve learned that MTV only wanted Snooki alone for the supposed show, leaving J-Woww with nothing but the Jersey Shore crew.

An inside snitch said, “Execs think a show focusing on Snooki will be a bigger hit, so they pushed JWoww out.” However, a rep for MTV is confirming nothing, saying, “We can’t confirm any new Jersey Shore related programming at this time.”

Will you watch a show that features only Snooki?

Kate Moss married her long-time boyfriend, Jamie Hince in a secret wedding in Sicily, Italy.

Reportedly, Kate had her daughter, Lila Grace, acting as one of their three ring bearers. She was said to have worn a see-through white gown for the low-key ceremony. A spy said, “It was quiet – but still very romantic.”

A spy on the scene said, “Kate’s had a fairly turbulent love life, but she’s a romantic at heart. The plans were kept very quiet as Kate wanted the day to be low-key and purely a celebration of their love. She’s never been one for convention or tradition, but Jamie’s been there for her through thick and thin, and she simply felt the time was right. They planned the day for weeks and were so excited. Kate didn’t want a stuffy, formal do, but something spiritual. Minutes after tying the knot, the giggling newlyweds were outside the church, dancing under trees.”

Congratulations go out to the happy couple!

Katy Perry’s new ad for her fragrance, Purr, has just been released and we’ve got your first look.

Katy writhes around on the floor in a skin-tight, blue catsuit with a mask and a huge ball of yarn. The perfume is set to make its debut in November.

What do you think of the new ad? I guess sex sells perfume, doesn’t it?

Apparently, Kanye West was a little bit of a Myspace whore, because he passed out nude photos of himself to any chick who he thought was hot.

Reportedly, there are multiple photos floating around of Kanye’s junk, after we’ve found that the pics were being shopped around to the highest bidder.

Huffington Post reports:

One image shows a nude Kanye from the chest up, wearing sunglasses and a gold chain, while the second photo shows the singer’s genitals provocatively exposed from his boxer briefs.

Are these pics that you want to see?

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Perez Hilton is a whiney crybaby – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Katherine Heigl describes the hot tub incident – Celebrity Cafe

10 Celebrities so awkward they’re cute – Girls Talkin’ Smack

Britney Spears covers Cosmo magazine – Swanky Celebs

Selena Gomez wants to put your eye out – Celebrity Hot Sauce

A variety show for Britney Spears? – Poor Britney

Angelyne might be broke & writing a book – Tabloid Prodigy

Mario Lopez shows off his daughter – Amy Grindhouse

Huge Breaking Dawn casting news – Backseat Cuddler

Zach Galifianakis, swimsuit model – Celeb Glitz

Justin Bieber’s rap alter-ego – Oh The Scandal

Katy Perry’s honeymoon tent – Dana’s Dirt

Anderson Cooper goes incognito – Lolebrity

Eminem…hardcore, even on holidays – Celebrity Pixx

South Park set their aim on the characters of Jersey Shore, more specifically, on Snooki, for last night’s episode.

The episode, titled, It’s A Jersey Thing, made fun of an animal-like smooshing Snooki. It was pure genius, how they portrayed her. She will smoosh anyone who gets in her way. And of course, she loves pickles.

The real Snooki said that she even enjoyed the episode, tweeting, “snooki want smoosh smoosh. im going to have nightmares tonight lmao!!! we’ve officially made it. goodnite my bitches ♥”

Check out a video clip, after the jump! (continue reading…)

According to reports, before Courteney Cox’s marriage breakdown with David Arquette, she was said to be in love with her Cougar Town co-star, Brian Van Holt.

Radar Online reports:

“Courteney doesn’t believe she was cheating on David because they had been leading separate lives for some time,” the business pal said.

“But she is smitten and in love with this man, almost besotted… he seems to be providing something that David didn’t during the marriage.

“They’ve been secretly dating for some time, and now the split with David is official, time will tell if the relationship may well get even more serious.”

I’m no marriage expert, but when you invest in someone else emotionally, it’s an emotional affair. Those are just as harmful as physical affairs, from what I understand.

Do you think they can repair the damage in their marriage?

We will never have the chance to hear Donald Trump tell Michael Lohan, “You’re fired!” because apparently the father of the year has turned down an appearance on Celebrity Apprentice.

Something tells me it was probably the other way around, considering you’d have to actually be a celebrity before appearing on the show. Call it a hunch.

Mike says that he was in negotiations to be a part of the upcoming cast, but had to pull out over previous commitments. He said, “Although the meeting went well, I was too busy with other things to be on the show.”

Are you buying this?