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Taylor Momsen kicked off of Gossip Girl? – Celebrity Dirty Laundry

Lindsay Lohan allowed to drive again? – Anything Hollywood

Ryan Seacrest & Julianne Hough’s Parisian getaway – Fit Fab Celeb

Pregnant Pink at the AMAs – Dana’s Dirt

Kate Middleton wasn’t confident in school – Girls Talkin’ Smack

Cyber Monday deals online – Right Celebrity

Kesha still looks pretty dumb! – Gabby Babble

Justin Bieber’s girlfriend: Jasmine Villegas or Michaela Wallace? – Astrochicks

Kim Kardashian attends the opening of a toilet (No joke!) – Amy Grindhouse

According to a close friend of Dr. Frank Ryan’s, Heidi Montag was harboring a secret crush on him. Well, she sure has a crazy way of showing it!

His friend, Dawn DaLuise, said, “I believe she had a crush on him. I believe she was romantically obsessed with him….she saw him as a knight in shining armor.”

Heidi has claimed that Dr. Ryan wanted her to “be his Barbie doll”, but Dawn said that it was more like the other way around. She said, “He sent texts and emails to friends saying that she wanted to be a Barbie, she wanted to look exactly like a Barbie.”

Reportedly, Dr. Ryan even went as far as trying to talk her out of her quest for perfection. Dawn said, “He presented why he didn’t think this was a good idea.”

Dawn went on to reveal that “She showed up at the office uninvited” and that co-workers knew “he wouldn’t take her calls.” She added, “She began that pursuit only after he was rebuking her on a personal and social level.”

Since her performance at the AMAs, we were curious as to whether or not Christina Aguilera was pregnant again. There was some speculation because of the tight bodysuit she wore for her Burlesque performance.

A source close to Christina says that the rumors of her pregnancy are not true. The snitch said, “She is going through a hard time, getting divorced, opening a film and caring for her son and hasn’t had time to work out.”

That would explain her recent weight gain. So there you have it!

Charlie Sheen’s lawyer, Yale Galanter went on Good Morning America today to let the world know that Capri Anderson was hired for Charlie’s entertainment — but not for sex!

Yale said that there “was never a sexual encounter or money exchanged for sexual acts” between Charlie and Capri on the night of the hotel incident. He also went on to say that she threatened to go on television and “lie about what occurred that night in the Plaza” if he didn’t pay her at least one million dollars.

He also said that he’s “confident” that the NYPD will see Capri’s accusations as a “complete shakedown.”

Bristol Palin earned a score of 25 for her craptastic freestyle and meanwhile, her fans are going NON-STOP trying to get her to win the Mirror Ball trophy. I was sincerely left unimpressed by either of her dances and feel that she should’ve been eliminated a long time ago.

Yet Mama Grizzly was in the audience at Dancing With The Stars, cheering on her cub. Don’t make me throw up. I’ve got Palin Overload, I think I need to see a doctor.

While I do that, you can watch the video above.

Redemption dance:

Kyle Massey & Lacey Schwimmer: The Foxtrot – Score: 27
Bristol Palin & Mark Ballas: The Jive – Score: 27
Jennifer Grey & Derek Hough: Paso Doble – Score: 30

Freestyle round:

Kyle & Lacey – Score: 29
Bristol & Mark – Score: 25
Jennifer & Derek – Score: 30

Now that porn star Capri Anderson has filed a criminal complaint against Charlie Sheen for the incident at a New York hotel, Charlie’s fighting back!

According to reports, Charlie has filed an extortion lawsuit against Capri and is also claiming that she stole his $165,000 watch. He says that she tried to extort him for one million dollars. She reportedly told him that if she didn’t get the money, she’d go to the Aspen prosecutors and try to have his probation violated.

TMZ has more:

The suit claims Capri also threatened “to embarrass him and attempt to damage his career by going to the media with her false tale.”

The suit says, “At no time did Sheen assault, batter or threaten Walsh.” Charlie also alleges Capri admitted to third parties after the incident she had not been battered or held against her will. And, according to the suit, Capri told the NYPD Sheen acted “like a total gentleman.”

The suit, filed by legal pit bull Marty Singer, also accuses Capri of stealing his $165,000 Patek Philippe watch.

In classic, Singer-esque language, the suit describes Capri as “an opportunistic pornographic film star and publicity hungry scam-artist.”

Sheen is asking for unspecified damages, but nothing less than the $165,000 for his watch.

It just keeps getting better and better, doesn’t it?

And Christina Aguilera said that they were just friends….suuuuuure!

She was spotted holding hands with her new boy toy, Matthew D. Rutler, who happened to be her assistant on her movie, Burlesque.

Here’s another look at Matt:

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Reportedly, Kim Kardashian is dating Halle Berry’s ex-boyfriend, Gabriel Aubry. This man just went from having steak dinner to a chalupa, but that’s just my opinion.

The couple headed out to the Lakers game last night, leaving little doubt as to their relationship status. I’m sure that she’ll issue a denial when it’s convenient for her, but she should be saying how lucky she is to be bagging such a hottie.

What is he thinking?!?????

On Friday, we reported that Bristol Palin was the intended recipient of some fan mail that contained white powder. It was deemed a threat, as the FBI and everyone else and their mothers came out to investigate.

Since Bristol, along with partner Mark Ballas, have advanced to the final stage of the Dancing With The Stars competition, they have both been getting death threats.

TMZ reports:

We’re told the threats began to come in last week, after Bristol and Mark made the finals. Execs on the show told Mark to stop tweeting because it was inciting people. Mark complied.

Sources connected with the show tell us extra security will be on hand tonight for the show. And, if Bristol and Mark head to New York, execs are talking about breaking format and not doing their interview outside in Times Square — but rather in the studio, where it’s more secure.

As one source said, “Everyone is genuinely worried. This is a dance competition, and it’s just gotten crazy.”

I knew it was a bad idea for the Tea Party voters to push her through!

Miley Cyrus decided to party it up with her rumored boyfriend, Nickelodeon star, Avan Jogia, for her 18th birthday party at Trousdale on Sunday night.

He was on top of her as she sat on the couch, but was smiling, with her makeup all messed up. And that drink next to them? That was Koolaid, I’m sure!

Wow, Avan was really slobbering all over Miley! I wonder how long this one is going to last!