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Authorities were called to CBS Television City Studio Friday evening after a staffer for Dancing With The Stars found a mysterious piece of fan mail containing an unknown white powdered substance.

The mail was reportedly intended for Bristol Palin. Wait, she has fans? I kid, I kid…She might have a couple…

After the white powder was discovered, the offices of the dancing competition were evacuated. A rep for the FBI said, “The LAPD, L.A. City and FBI Hazardous Materials officials responded to a report of a threatening letter containing white powder received as CBS Studios in Los Angeles. Initial field screening was negative for hazardous substances but will be transported to a regional lab for further testing. A joint investigation is continuing.”

Jeez…We didn’t like her dancing, but not enough to do something like this! This is just madness. Still, she’ll probably find a way to use this incident to try and garner sympathy for herself.

Update: TMZ reports that it was only talcum powder, but I guess you can never be too sure.

Snooki’s ex-boyfriend, Emilio Masella is a real piece of work!

Apparently, Jersey Shore star Jenni “J-Woww” Farley got into a car accident, and the dude didn’t even stop to help! Even worse, he paid more attention to what she and her boyfriend were wearing than to offering them any assistance.

Emilio said, “I saw her walking around with her boyfriend. She was dressed casually in sweat pants and a yellow hoody and big dark glasses. Her boyfriend looked like he was dressed to go to a club in his tight black designer shirt. His hair was all spiked. When I was leaving the mall I saw someone was in a car accident and I realized it was Jenni. she has always been so mean to me, I didn’t even stop. I mean if she was hurt I would have helped but it didn’t look serious.”

Where’s the common decency?!??

He added, “She was sitting in the car with her dark glasses on trying not to be recognized and her boyfriend was outside talking to the people who had run into them from behind.”

Stay classy you!

If you wondering why Bristol Palin is still a contender on DWTS? Well, you’re not alone there. Half of the planet said, “WHAT?!??” when they announced that she was heading to the finals over Brandy and Maksim Chmerkovskiy.

Dancing With The Stars producer Conrad Green said, “She deserves it. And a significant portion of our viewing audience believes that, too. There’s nothing in the voting system that looks at all strange.”

So he’s saying that it’s not rigged? I beg to differ.

Twilight star Kristen Stewart appears on the cover of the December issue of Elle Girl Japan. She’s showing off a more cultured appearance than the vampire lover that she plays in the movies.

What do you think of Kristen’s cover look?

This chick would sell out her own mother if she thought it would give her press!

Last year, Heidi Montag underwent a series of ten surgeries in one day so that she could alter her appearance. Her doctor, Dr. Frank Ryan, performed the surgeries all in one day, much to the dismay of critics.

Yesterday, Heidi felt the need to blast Dr. Ryan, even though he passed away earlier this year in a car accident.

Per our report from yesterday:

Despite making money off of her surgeries, Heidi went on to reveal that hindsight is always 20/20 and wouldn’t go through with it again if she had it all to do over. She said, “I wouldn’t do it again…If I could go back, I wouldn’t have had them. It was a lot harder, then I was led on by my doctor. I didn’t know how excessive it really was.”

Now, a friend of his, Dawn DaLuise says that she knows the reason behind Heidi’s comments. She said, “She is desecrating his memory.” She went on to reveal that Heidi had become obsessed with Dr. Ryan and he was forced to turn down her advances.

Dawn said, “Heidi Montag is taking advantage of Dr. Ryan’s death. Her PR people and agents were weighing the options of her either attending the memorial service for him on Monday or going on TV and talking about him and I guess she decided to trash him instead of remember him. Heidi is just trying to stay famous.”

Dawn added, “Heidi was fixated with Dr. Ryan. He told friends that she used to show up and try to talk to him all the time. She was obsessed with him and he spurned her advances.”

SNAP!

Kelly Osbourne rocked a white bikini on the latest cover of Shape magazine, but admits that her trip to Weight Loss Lane wasn’t an easy one. (Is it ever?)

She lost fifty pounds since her appearance on Dancing With The Stars, but says that she hasn’t enjoyed sticking to a diet. She said, “It’s been a lot of hard work, it hasn’t been easy. Most of it’s not fun but the results really are and it’s just one of those things where if you stick to it long enough, and you work hard for it, then it can happen.”

She wants to serve as an inspiration for all of us in our own weight loss journeys, as well. She added, “If it can happen for me, it can happen for you. No one ever thought that I would be in a bikini on a cover of a magazine. I never did.”

Anne Hathaway is such a fan of the show Glee, that she has already written her own episode for it!

She admits that she’s a fan of the show and says that she would jump at the chance to make a guest appearance. She’s also worked out an entire storyline and says that she’d love to sing.

She said, “In my head I’ve written a part for me….That’s so arrogant and obnoxious! Ryan Murphy, like no one else wants to be on your show! in my head, I’ve cast myself in Glee and I know what song I’m going to sing! I would wanna play Kurt’s long-lost aunt’s mother’s sister who is also gay, who comes back to help him deal with his sexuality, and I would sing You Are Not Alone from Steven Sondheim’s epic show Into The Woods.”

Wow, she really does have it all worked out, doesn’t she?

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Kelly Osbourne covers Shape – Celebutante Sisters

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Lady Gaga does yoga – Celebridoodle

In the wake of all of the drama surrounding Bristol Palin’s advancement into the final three on Dancing With The Stars, Sarah Palin has tweeted a message to her daughter’s naysayers. Also, she nabbed the opportunity to plug her show in the same message.

She said, “Ah yes…Bristol-the-diva! Silly critics! See her diva-ish-ness Sunday,”Sarah Palin’s Alaska” 2 learn truth, before assuming.Thanks & enjoy!”

Of course Mama Grizzly thinks her daughter belongs in the finals….she probably thinks she should win the Mirror Ball trophy, too.

If Bristol wins, the entire show will lose credibility, I guarantee it.

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Justin Bieber reportedly has a flirting coach named Ryan, who teaches him how to flirt with girls. Nice.

Ryan educates the teen singer on how to act in order to impress the public and how to get on with chicks. A source said, “Ryan shows him how to walk, how to talk, how to flirt, even how to wear his hat to attract as many girls as possible.”

Justin has previously said that he doesn’t get it when girls approach him and they’re crying, because he doesn’t see himself as cool. He said, “I’m not even that cool, like seriously. What is so cool like that you freak out? These girls crying, it’s like I can’t believe that, I’m so honored that your crying, but, I don’t know, it’s crazy to me!”

It’s crazy to me, too, Justin.