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Further adding to the degradation of society, Snooki’s book A Shore Thing is being released in the new year. She tweeted, “A Shore Thing by Nicole Snooki Polizzi comes out January 4th :)”

She went on to say, “Thank you guys for all the love and support of my first book! :) you can pre order at amazon and barnes and noble!”

Are you going to pick up Snooki’s book? Are you interested in what she has to say?

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On the vampire series True Blood, Alexander Skarsgard plays the sheriff of area five, Eric Northman. Sometimes, the role calls for nudity – and Alexander is more than happy to oblige.

We’ve learned that once Alexander gets naked for the role, he stays naked for an entire eight hours. Co-star Kristin Bauer, who plays Pam, said, “He was once naked for about eight hours and he’s completely comfortable with it. He’s Swedish. My husband’s band toured in Sweden and he said that’s just how it is. There’s no puritanical background there. It’s nice because it makes all of us more comfortable with it.”

E! News has more:

Bauer says there’s no update on Skarsgård slipping into pink spandex on the show like his character does in the Charlaine Harris’ original Sookie Stackhouse book series. “He’s not in pink spandex yet,” she said. “If it doesn’t happen, I’m going to just beg him to do it just for me.”

As for Bauer herself getting naked again, she’s already preparing for it. “When I’m on hiatus I never go to the gym—never!” she admitted. “But after my first wardrobe fitting, I go four days a week.”

I can’t wait for season four already!

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According to reports, Joe Jonas might have some explaining to do to his girlfriend, Ashley Greene!

Last month, Joe was in Rio De Janeiro and was said to be behaving like a really bad boy! A snitch was staying in the same hotel as the Jonas Brothers and recounted her experience with Joe.

She said, “After the concert we saw the boys having dinner, and Joe in particular was having a few beers and cocktails. We didn’t want to disturb them so we just waited around patiently. Nick and Kevin went upstairs, and so did some of my friends. I waited around with my sister, as Joe walked past us with dancers Shorty, John, Dani, Jack and Ashlee. They went to the pool and were having a party, I decided to go back to my room. It was pointless to stand around and wait for them when he didn’t care to take pictures or sign autographs.”

She went on to say, “The next I woke early and went down into the lobby where a mom was complaining about how her 14-year-old daughter was crying all night because she couldn’t get a picture with Joe since he was so intoxicated and making out with a random tan brunette in the pool around 3 AM. Immediately, other fans gathered and started discussing it because they too saw Joe from the part of the hotel building playing ‘towel snatch’ with the girls.”

She revealed that a mother on the same trip told her, “After their pool party I took the same elevator with Joe, an unidentified girl, and two of their backup dancers Dani and Shorty. Both dancers were nearly nude with only a towel covering their private parts, while Dani would slip the towel slowly off her body and say, ‘Oh Joe, you like what you see?’….in a playing matter of course. Once we reached their floor, Joe departed the elevator hand in hand with the unknown girl, while both dancers left making out.”

Do you believe the rumors?

There were rumors surfacing that Miley Cyrus was being a bad influence on Kelly Osbourne. Reportedly, Miley’s wild ways had Kelly’s family thinking that she would have a drug relapse, after the two of them spent time together on the set of So Undercover.

Kelly is obviously miffed by the reports and has taken to her Twitter page to call BS on the rumors. She tweeted:

Just read in the rags that apparently my mum thinks Miley is a bad influence on me it could not be father from the truth!

Actually it’s the other way around Miley has us all on a health kick. Gym/early nights There really scraping the barrel on that one!

This really makes me mad. Miley is one of the most hard working respectful women I have ever worked with I am learning a lot from her!

Miley and I have become really close I’m sick of all the haters judging her she mad one mistake and trust me she has learned her lesson!

This is how im a bad I influence on Miley I force her to eat cupcakes so I don’t feel so bad about eating one!

And there you have it!

Justin Bieber wants to grow up so badly that he keeps on sporting these crazy mustaches. He tweeted that they were all “stacheswaggin”.

Isn’t it crazy that a 16-year-old kid can coin words and they’ll become the norm in like fifteen minutes?

It has become an epic showdown of he-said/she-said drama between Lindsay Lohan and Betty Ford’s former staffer, Dawn Holland. Dawn claims that she’s the victim and that Lindsay was drunk and abusive. Lindsay claims that she is the victim and that Dawn made her cry — and she wasn’t drunk.

Either way, Dawn got canned from Betty Ford for reportedly selling her story to TMZ for $10,000. Lindsay has hired legal counsel due to the breach of confidentiality brought on by Dawn’s media blabbing. (Is she taking notes from Mike Lohan?)

In the end, Lindsay will have to answer to criminal battery charges that Dawn has filed against her. This could land her self-entitled butt in jail, but this time, for a whopping 180 days.

This has been your regularly scheduled Lindsay Lohan update. We’ll post more if she does something else crazy, but we’re not making this LindsayLohanOnline.

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Cy Waits were aboard a flight from Los Angeles to Maui when they were taken off of the flight at LAX. A passenger alerted a flight attendant that she found a 4-inch serrated kitchen knife in a seat pocket.

All of the passengers were told to evacuate the plane so that security can investigate and search for other weapons. Paris and Cy were in First Class, but have deplaned since.

According to reports, Jake Gyllenhaal splashed out a cool $100,000 on a gorgeous diamond bracelet for girlfriend Taylor Swift for her birthday! Wow! Nice.

A source said, “It’s an Oscar-worthy bracelet – nearly 30 carats of colorless diamonds set in white gold. It cost Jake about $100,000, but he wanted to do something special for Taylor’s birthday.”

That wasn’t all, either! The source added, “They love coffee, so he sent her 21 pounds of the best Kona coffee available, along with a coffee grinder and a coffeemaker. And he made her a birthday card, as opposed to buying a generic one!”

How sweet!

Bret Michaels has finally asked his long-time girlfriend Kristi Lynn Gibson, to marry him!

During last night’s season finale of his reality show, Bret Michaels: Life As I Know It, he got down on his knees and proposed.

Check out the video, below:

He said, “I want you to know that I love you and you’ve been unbelievably a big part of my life. We have two beautiful girls together and I know we love and respect each other and I hope that we can find that inner love that we can have forever. I want you to be my wife. Just say yes or rejection will kill me right now.”

She said, “Yes.”

Congratulations to Bret and Kristi Lynn!