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In news that surprises absolutely no one, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly still together.

Just like everything else with these two nitwits, the separation and divorce were all fake for publicity. A friend of Heidi’s, Lauren Stone, visited Heidi’s house….and lo and behold, Spencer was there, too. Who could’ve known that would’ve happened???

Lauren said, “I saw Spencer, he seems really normal. He actually showed us his new project he’s working on. He showed us a clip of the movie. I thought it was really funny. I think it’s about a lifeguard that’s trying to get girls. And the lifeguard is kinda like a douchebag type of guy not too cool.”

I was hoping that they would go away…but that doesn’t look like it’s going to happen anytime soon, does it?

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