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Now, before you laugh, apparently Katy Perry’s Twitter was hacked by a friend of hers, Doctor Luke.

He tweeted some real gems while having control of her account. Check out what he had to say:

This one is really lovely:

is it normal to have the reacurent rash with blisters on my vagina???

And this one, too:

oops i crapped my pants! it’s messy. what should i do?

And you’re gonna love this one:

I JUS SHIT

Pretty gross. You stay classy, okay guys?

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