Kristen Stewart – Porn Star

by on August 27, 2010 | 3 Comments

Ok, so it’s not technically a porn movie… but it’s definitely supposed to be racy. Complete with orgies, and threesomes, and girl on girl action…

Wait… are we sure this ISN’T a porn movie?

In an attempt to eradicate her ‘bubblegum’ image, Kristen Stewart, like many before her, (La Lohan for instance) is taking on a very ‘adult’ sort of role.

The upcoming film “On the Road” is an adaptation of an old Jack Kerouac novel about a young guy who sets out on the road in the US and well, I’m guessing some debauchery creeps in there somewhere… cuz well… Kristen’s character is said to be proud of her love of giving blow jobs.

Nice family film I see…

I think I’d rather watch Lohan as porn queen Linda Lovelace, to be honest… at least psycho Linds has some sex appeal.

GOD, like I wanna picture Kristen’s head bobbing up and down on some dude’s cock… EEW!

I’m fully gonna pass on this garbage. Go back to being Bella Swan you little twit… and once the series is over, hopefully so will your career!

Till next time kiddies! Keep hating!

WH

SOURCE: [Life&Style Mag]

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  • Tessa

    You are a moron….why don’t you read the book (On The Road) and find the real story instead of flaming Hollywood reports.

  • jg

    The person that wrote this is plain Stupid. Kristen does not have a buble gum image. If you see her movies they are not the typical teenage movie. Ass

  • Weekly Hater

    @Tessa: firstly, crappy novels don’t interest me… and this post is about Hollywood reports!

    @jg: You’re right, maybe Kristen does not have a bubble gum image. The image is more “Silly girl can’t act”. I stand corrected.