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Paris Hilton packed up her enormous bags for her trip to South Africa for the World Cup. Wait, who am I kidding? She had someone pack those bags for her – all 50 of them.

Paris was having a good ol’ time in the South African city of Port Elizabeth, until she got busted for carrying the ganga.

MSNBC reports:

“She was found in possession of some amount of dagga,” the officer said, using the local name for marijuana. “We don’t know how much. It’s a high profile person, only the top cops are dealing with it,” he said.

Just 16 minutes ago, the celebutard tweeted, “South Africa is such a beautiful place. Loves it!” I bet you won’t love the court system too much!

Update: Paris is already off the hook! Ugh. These celebrities. Apparently she was “misidentified”. Ummm…yeah, after she “misplaced” a few hundreds in someone’s pocket…

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