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In his new tell-all book, author Ryan Simkin talks about how he gave Paris Hilton drugs and she “alley-ooped” them right into her goody parts. The book is titled, FLASH! Bars, Boobs, and Busted: 5 Years on the Road with Girls Gone Wild and he discusses in detail, just what Paris planned to do with the drugs in order to get on her commercial flight.

Gawker reports on the madness:

I took out the Camel box and handed it to her, and she thanked me. We talked for a minute or two about the apparent difficulty of procuring those drugs in Europe. I asked if she was flying private, and she said, “No, commercial.” And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic.

She is so nasty. Are any of you surprised??!??

Thanks Robyn!!

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