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At Tuesday night’s Brit Awards, Lady Gaga showed up wearing the dress/artistic piece to the right. This gave one farm assistant manager inspiration for a good way to scare off pigeons from his crops.

I’m sure that she didn’t have the Haus Of Gaga create this masterpiece for what Nigel Britten used it as inspiration for. The Surrey farmer concocted a version of the singer’s outfit for use as a scarecrow to keep the pesky pigeons at bay.

Nigel said, “We were laughing at Lady Gaga’s outfit and that extraordinary wig and talking about how scary she looked. My fiancee Marti joked that I should make a scarecrow which looked like her. I laughed and then it occurred to me it was actually a good idea.”

The Daily Mail reports:

“We’ve been worried about the increasing audacity of birds on our farms for some time. I was tearing my hair out because the pigeons were taking all the corn after planting. We’d used traditional scarecrows but the old ways just don’t seem to work any more, so we have had to become more and more inventive.”

And Mr Britten said that so far, the 7ft tall Lady GaGa scarecrow, complete with shocking white wig made from cotton wool and dress, is keeping birds off his wheat crops which are used to grow Hovis bread.

Too funny. Fashion inspiring common sense. Now that I can get behind.

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