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For your consideration, comes the Robert Pattinson pillow. Or should I say the Edward Cullen manllow?

One Etsy crafter is making a small bundle off of these life-sized pillows. And bad news Twilight fans, they’re sold out!

Via Etsy:

Manllow: half man, half pillow.

For all the twilight crazed lonely women in the world, Edward Cullen is finally here to be with you and only you. Sleep with him, cuddle with him, use him as a neck rest, the Edward Manllow is there to be your man and pillow all in one.

Made of soft cotton jersey, screen printed face, polyester stuffing and love.

What’s next? The Dr. Carlisle Cullen condom?

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