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According to USA Today, T-Pain is keeping Carrie Underwood in his sights for a possible collaboration effort in the future.

So what would that sound like? Probably like poorly autotuned rapper singing “Shor-tay” while she’s singing something about a guy who cheats and his dog or some crap. You know how country music can be, if you play their records backwards, you get all your stuff back.

As far as T-Pain’s thoughts on the country star, he said, “Next on my list is Carrie Underwood. I swear to God. Everybody else can suck it until I get to Carrie Underwood.”

I want to see her do a duet with T-Pain and the guys from The Lonely Island. Their hit single could, “Before he cheats, I’ll buy you a drank on a boat.”