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When Noah Cyrus isn’t busy “smacking that“, staying up too late on UStream or singing craptastic kiddie songs, she’s staying up too late on UStream singing about beer.

Yes, you’ve read that correctly. A ten-year-old wannabe is singing about getting “crunk”, drinking Jack and beer. Follow me after the jump for the underage goodness.

And no, this is not some chick in drag that she’s with, it’s a dude. On December 29th, the two were hosting their very own little UStream chat when they abruptly left to record a video…. In the same clothes that they’re wearing in video. Hmmmm. Also, here’s a better look at the dude.