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Just when you thought that Kim Kardashian would be trying to follow the Paris Hilton road to super celebrity status, think again.

Kim says that she only recorded one song (because she sucks) and that’s it. She has revealed that she is not planning on doing anything else with music (because she sucks) and the single was a one-time thing (because she sucks).

Hollywood Life reports:

Kim Kardashian’s first ever song titled, “Turn It Up”, may also be her very last song, she confessed to MTV’s The Seven. “Basically, Ciara came to me and was like, ‘You’ve got to meet The-Dream,’” Kim gushed adding, “I was not into doing a song. I thought, ‘Everyone kind of tries that, and it doesn’t really work out so well.’ So I talked to friends like Kanye and a few of my other musical friends, like this is their life. They gave me good advice. They asked me what I do for fun, and I said, ‘I go shopping, I hang out with friends.’ And they said, ‘We go to the studio for fun. Come have fun with us. Don’t think too much about it.”

Thank God for the small things!

After making the official announcement yesterday that they are engaged, Jesse James and Kat Von D are going to be tying the knot next month, sources have revealed to Earsucker.com.

A source explained, “Jesse and Kat don’t see any reason why they should wait to trade vows. They are madly in love with each other and want to make everything official.”

Wow, a quickie wedding like this would have to make you wonder if she’s pregnant?

Reportedly, the twosome have already started planning their wedding, which is said to be a small ceremony planned for a location right outside of California.

That was quick! Don’t you think???

Rihanna’s ex-boyfriend, Matt Kemp has only been single for a few weeks — and he’s already sexting women nude photos of himself!

That didn’t take long at all!

Reportedly, he texted the photo to someone who has a contact at MediaTakeOut and they splashed the above pic on their website calling him “THIRSTY DUDE!”

What do you think? Is it too early for him to be trying to market himself to other girls? Let us know in the comments!

According to reports, Miley Cyrus might just be getting closer to her So Undercover co-star Joshua Bowman.

Miley has had a thing for her co-stars in the past, so it’s not unreasonable to assume that she might be falling for this one, too. Take Liam Hemsworth, for instance. The two of them fell in love while they filmed The Last Song. And she reportedly dated Avan Jogia, as well.

Either way, the twosome were seen laughing and flirting with each other on the set of the movie over the past weekend.

Do you think they’re dating??? Or is she just a victim of standing next to a guy when the paparazzi are around? Who would you like to see Miley get together with???

Even though Disney starlet Selena Gomez says that the nude photos of her that leaked aren’t actually her, we’re hearing rumblings that some nefarious d-bag is trying to shop around some topless pics of her to the highest bidder.

One celebrity website, Hollyscoop, claims that they were contacted with regard to the purchase of some cell phone nudes of Selena. Reportedly, because they weren’t able to determine if the photos of her were underage, they were unable to complete a sale.

Celebuzz reports:

According to the report, Selena’s hair was “shorter” than it currently is and the photo was “taken by someone else” inside of a bathroom.

I never thought it was her in the first place, did you?

Robert Pattinson was just excited as all of you Twi-hards when the Breaking Dawn honeymoon photo of himself and Kristen Stewart together in bed surfaced.

He said, “Ooh. I just saw this today for the first time. Very pretty… It’s funny that’s the first picture they released…Kind of giving it away a little bit.”

Regarding his new movie, Water For Elephants, he said, “I’m really excited about it coming out. I’ve been doing some additional stuff today and yesterday, and I think…I have a feeling it’s going to be really good. It’s like a big old-fashioned movie. It feels like kind of 40s Hollywood. So, I hope that comes across. It’s got a sort of nostalgic factor that I miss anyway.”

Which movie are you more excited to see?

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Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift were spotted last night having dinner at a restaurant near her condo called Bound’ry in Taylor’s hometown of Nashville. The two were acting very affectionate with each other and has caused speculation that they are back on.

A source revealed: “There was no holding hands, but they seemed happy together. They sat next to the fireplace just chatting away.”

Taylor has been laying low and is said to have been heartbroken but their split. Actually she is far better off with someone her own age. Maybe they are just moving on as friends. What do you think are Jake and Taylor getting back together?

Justin Bieber has joined with PETA for a new campaign encouraging would be pet owners to go to a local shelter instead of buying from a pet store or a breeder.

Every year, approximately 6 to 8 million animals find themselves in animal shelters, and 3 to 4 million of those may never find a new home. It’s up to us to help them—so always spay or neuter your animal companions, never buy animals from a breeder or a pet store.

Justin joins a growing list of celebrities—including Lea Michele, Kellan Lutz, Pink, Sean Kingston, Kelly Osbourne, and Travie McCoy—who have teamed up with PETA to help animals and so can you! Adopt a pet today!

Tik Tok singer Ke$sha, 23, has claimed that she has no idea who her father was and that it was very difficult not knowing his identity growing up. Well maybe she should have told her father what she was going to say so they could be on the same page. Seems the father “she does not know” Bob Chamberlain, a musician and successful engineer is very upset and cannot understand why Ke$ha and her mother would invent such a story. Chamberlain has letters from Ke$ha saying “Dear Dad” and pictures of them together which make her seem like a liar.

“I was in her life from the time she was born until she was 19 years old,” says Bob, who is speaking out for the first time about how stunned he is to be erased from her history. “The contact ended, and I have no idea why.”

Devastated by the whole situation, he says: “Maybe someone around her thought it would be better to perpetuate those myths; I don’t know.”

What a ridiculous thing for her and her mother to do. Did they really think that the truth would not get out? I guess someone in her camp thought it would be good press to be able to talk about how hard it was growing up without a father!

Well color me surprised Kristian Herzog who was Oksana Grigorieva’s ex bodyguard and according to him his lover has called her a ‘sexual sorceress’. Sorry I just vomitted in my mouth :-) Furthermore Herzog says all her domestic abuse claims are all lies – guess she is not bewitching him anymore LOL. According to Herzog, Oksana told him Mel never punched her, he slapped her. Mel Gibson has always claimed that he did not punch Oksana that he slapped her to calm her down when she was shaking their daughter Lucia.

TMZ has the scoop:

Herzog — who has been subpoenaed by Mel’s lawyers in the custody war — tells us Oksana admitted to him that she secretly taped Mel Gibson “to pressure Mel to pay her money.” Oksana is currently being investigated by the L.A. County Sheriff’s Department for alleged extortion.

Herzog — who was privy to virtually every conversation Oksana had with her lawyers — claims he had a sexual relationship with Oksana — she denies it.

There are so many lies in the Mel and Oksana situation – I don’t think anyone knows who to believe anymore. It does seem a bit suspicious that two days after prosecutors were rumored to be ready to charge Mel with domestic abuse the ex-bodyguard is saying this. But seriously with these two who knows anymore? The question for me is – Did Oksana not pay him enough to keep his mouth shut or did Mel pay him more to change his story?