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Charlie Sheen has written an open letter to the head honchos in charge of production on Two And A Half Men after hearing the news that they have canceled the show for the rest of the season.

TMZ has the scoop:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows … I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can’t handle my power and can’t handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people … not yours…we will continue on together…

Charlie Sheen

There hasn’t been any word as to whether or not there will be any further seasons of the hit show. Reportedly, Charlie has been in talks with HBO to forge ahead with his own show there.

RadarOnline reports that he was in negotiations to star in a show called Sheen’s Corner, which would land him a cool $5 million per episode. Charlie said, “I’m close to securing a deal with HBO for a ten show guarantee. It will be epic, all types of guests and we will focus on the truth and the absurd!”

Will you watch???

Robert Pattinson took time out earlier this month from filming Breaking Dawn with his castmates in New Orleans to have his picture taken for his upcoming Vanity Fair spread!

The Twilight actor posed for photos with famed photographer Annie Leibovitz.

The issue featuring Rob on the cover is set to hit newsstands on March 3, 2011. Most recently, Rob spoke about how he usually gets nervous in interviews, mostly because he’s shy. (Read about that here.)

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Check out the photos from the VF shoot, below! Click the thumbnails twice to get the largest view!

Charlie Sheen has really done it this time!

After making a ton of nasty comments about Two And A Half Men creator, Chuck Lorre, CBS and Warner Brothers have pulled the plug on the show for the remainder of the season! (Catch up here, as best summarized by The Superficial)

TMZ reports:

TMZ has learned “Two and a Half Men” will immediately stop production for the rest of the season … because of Charlie’s escapades in the last few days … most recently what he said to TMZ.

CBS and Warner Bros. say, “Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen’s statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of ‘Two and a Half Men’ for the remainder of the season.”

The decision comes several hours after TMZ posted a story in which Charlie Sheen challenged creator Chuck Lorre to a fight, calling him “a stupid, stupid little man and a pu**y punk that I never want to be like.”

Sources connected with the production tell us … Charlie’s comments to TMZ were the final straw. No word on whether production will resume next season.

Wow. Like he didn’t expect THAT to happen!

According to reports, Lindsay Lohan had a friend with her at Kamofie & Company when the necklace went missing. This friend was said to have distracted the sales clerk when Lindsay was trying on the necklace and forgot to take it off.

All of this is found on the surveillance footage, according to a law enforcement source who has viewed it. The source said, “Lindsay had removed a necklace of hers that she was wearing when she tried on the necklace in question. As Lindsay was putting her necklace back on, it’s apparent the store clerk was distracted by the male companion that was with Lindsay.”

The clerk said that she didn’t realize that Lindsay hadn’t removed the necklace from her neck, at the time. The source went on to reveal, “The video then shows Lindsay and her male friend walking out of the store, all while Lindsay was wearing the necklace. It’s all clearly visible on the video.”

Do you think Lindsay will end up taking the plea deal and spending six months in jail, as opposed to taking this to trial and possibly getting an entire year if she’s found guilty? Let us know in the comments!

Taylor Swift has revealed that just because she’s famous, it doesn’t mean that she doesn’t get hurt when people insult her.

In a new interview, she said, “I’m not stronger than anybody else. I feel everything that happens to me, whether it’s a mean comment from a friend or a stranger. At no point in this process did I grow a thick skin.”

She went on to talk about whether or not she’s had a diva fit. She said, “I’ve learned that I respect people less when they scream and yell. So when I’m mad, I try to keep the volume level of my voice really even. It’s more impressive if you can remain calm when you’re mad than if you lose control. I just hate the idea of taking my emotions out on other people. You know what I mean?”

When speaking of her music, she said, “I don’t think that being a strong person is about ignoring your emotions and fighting your feelings. Putting on a brave face doesn’t mean you’re a brave person. That’s why everybody in my life knows everything that I’m going through. I can’t hide anything from them. People need to realize that being open isn’t the same as being weak.”

Some more brutal photos of Rihanna have been leaked online by MediaTakeOut (via TMZ) and they’re pretty gruesome. The photos appear to be taken on the night that she suffered the brutal attack at the hands of then-boyfriend, Chris Brown.

After the jump, there’s another photo. (continue reading…)

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Who knew that there is one product on the planet that Kim Kardashian won’t sign her name to! That product would be butt enhancement pills! Natch.

During an appearance on the Rachael Ray Show along with her mother and manager, Kris Jenner, she gets a ton of offers for endorsements, but says that the line gets drawn at pills which claim to increase the size of your butt.

She said, “I have said no to butt enhancement pills! I’m like, I don’t think I need them and this is just crazy. I would never endorse a product like that!”

Interesting, this theory of how her famewhoring has limits. It’s worth investigation.

Kris added, “It’s my job as a manager to present them with every single deal, whether I want to or not. It’s nothing about the ten percent, I swear.”

LIES. All of it!

If you were among Justin Bieber’s fans who didn’t like the fact that he chopped off his signature locks — you’re not alone!

According to reports, 80,000 fans decided to unfollow Justin on Twitter after seeing his new locks! 80,000!!! Wow, that’s an awful lot of teenage girls to have their panties in a bunch over some kid who hasn’t even hit puberty yet.

Holy crap. That was a collective statement, wasn’t it? What did you think of his new hair style? And if those 80,000 fans were that pressed about the issue, they could always bid on his hair.

The rumor mill is starting reports that Disney starlet Demi Lovato is fresh out of rehab and has already started partying and drinking!

According to reports, “Demi had a little party at her house the other night with her sister Dallas and friends, and everyone was drinking and having a good time.”

Demi’s rep has issued a denial on the reports saying that they are “completely untrue”.

Jeez, give it a rest people, she just got out of rehab and already people want to take her down. For shame, a girl can’t catch a break, can she???

Rumors were circulating recently that former reality couple Jon and Kate Gosselin were reuniting! The reports even said that Jon secured his new job as a construction worker to win her back.

Alas, the rumors are not true! A source close to the father of eight said that the rumors are fake — and almost funny.

The snitch said, “Jon and Kate are not getting back together. They have both moved on with their lives and they get along only for the sake of their kids.”

Jon took to his Twitter account to deny the rumors, saying, “NO, I am BOT back with Kate. Sorry to burst your bubble, but the Tabloids are wrong once again.”

And there you have it!