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Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick have sex in public – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Wayne’s World SNL Oscar picks! – Tragicomical

Owen Wilson tries to explain Hall Pass to some kids – Seriously OMG WTF

“Sober” Charlie Sheen still talks like a crazy person – Starcasm

Rafael Nadal caricature – Distort Your Photo

New couple alert? Matthew Morrison & Olivia Munn – Have U Heard?

Cin-Cin-Zany – Ayyyy!

Jesse James is writing a tell all book! – Bricks & Stones Gossip

Beyonce goes black face & STILL can’t ‘Win’ – Miss Jia

Kim Kardashian does beer keg stand for her birthday – Stupid Celebrities

NBA Stars at the 2011 NBA All-Star Game – Fabulous Buzz

Whenever Lindsay Lohan gets into some sort of trouble, you can count on Dina or Michael to try and make some sort of profit from her. Isn’t it lovely how parents try so hard to profit from their children’s misery?!??

Last Friday, Dina sat down with ABC to be interviewed about her daughter’s neverending struggles. All the while, her father is making bank off of exclusive interviews with gossip sites like Radar Online. A snitch reports that Dina made a cool $15,000 from ABC News for her Good Morning America and 20/20 interviews.

A rep fro ABC News said, “We did pay a license fee. We did pay a market-rate license fee for those images, and that was transparent to our audience.”

They are referring to the family photos of Lindsay that aired during Dina’s interview. Reportedly, this tactic is “used by news agencies who can’t legitimately pay for interviews with subjects who refuse to appear without a fee.”

Dina denies the payment claims, saying, “I have no idea what you are talking about. Where do you get your information? Most people are nice to me that call me on the phone.”

HA! Do you believe that she demands payment for interviews????

Charlie Sheen’s porn star escort, Kacey Jordan, had an abortion recently, but she doesn’t know who the father was. Wow, okay. That’s just skanky business right there.

She says that she went back to her home state of Oregon to have the abortion and revealed that the baby could’ve been Charlie’s or some other A-lister’s. She said, “I had the abortion last Thursday, I went home to Oregon to have it because that is where I grew up. I was sick and on the couch all day. I think it might have been too soon to be Charlie’s baby, but you never know. I get pregnant very easily.”

She is so gross for trying to use abortion as a means of birth control. She said that she has already terminated three previous pregnancies. She went on to reveal, “Charlie and I tried to use protection. I kept having to put it on again. I don’t want people to think I just had sex with him and didn’t try to use one. I was just impressed he was able to finish really.”

Ugh.

This is a first look at the cottage where Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson) and Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) will live with their new daughter Renesmee in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn. The photos come to us courtesy of Mindy’s Mind – she happened onto the set in Vancouver and was kind enough to snap these photos.

In the Breaking Dawn book Bella Swan describes the cottage:

“I stared into the violet dark. There, nestled into a small clearing in the forest, was a tiny stone cottage, lavender gray in the light of the stars. It belonged here so absolutely that it seemed as if it must have grown from the rock, a natural formation. Honeysuckle climbed up one wall like a lattice, winding all the way up and over the thick wooden shingles. Late summer roses bloomed in a handkerchief-sized garden under the dark, deep-set windows. There was a little path of flat stones, amethyst in the night that led up to the quaint arched wooden door.”

The cast and crew are on their way to Vancouver and filming is expected to being anyday. What do you think of the pictures?

Click on the thumbnails below to enlarge!

Lady Gaga emerges from airports dressed in eight inch shoes and no pants — and she says that she wants a normal life?!?? We really find that one hard to believe!

In a recent interview, she said, “I actually made a choice to keep my life pretty normal. Some point about two years ago I said to myself, ‘Okay, am I going to put my toe in Hollywood’s pond and figure out if I want to live a glamorous life an assimilate to the glamorous lifestyle’, but I really didn’t want to do it. And I don’t like Hollywood and I don’t like the whole scene and I just said, ‘I’m going to go home and figure out how to be the first pop star to live in the same neighborhood for the rest of their life that I grew up in’, and that’s what I do.”

She went on to reveal, “I still live where I always lived. I still hang out and drink whisky at the same bars. I still go to the same hardware store.”

She said, “I’ve become more and more confident as a woman and don’t make any distinction between myself as Stefani, my birth name and myself, Gaga. It’s just a nickname, I’m the same person through and through physically. Who my fans see that’s really who I am and they have never complained to me about it. If they do I will certainly be listening to it and paying attention as I want them to be happy.”

Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene spent her 24th birthday at Pure Nightclub at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. He splashed out the cash on a beautiful gold Chanel charm bracelet for the occasion.

The party was CandyLand themed and the cake was huge! Ashley spoke about the bracelet, saying, “The funny thing about it is when I got it, my boyfriend said it’s vintage Coach – and I was like ‘Thanks so much.’ And then I put it on and was like, ‘Oh my God, this is Chanel.’”

She went on to say, “It was very cute and sweet and adorable to me because my boyfriend gave it to me. Coach, Chanel, it makes no difference to him. But I absolutely love it because he knows what I like.”

How sweet!

Earlier today, it appeared as if Joe Jonas re-tweeted a post by Oceanup on “Miley Cyrus’ bloated face”. But apparently, he was the victim of a nefarious hacker.

After the above tweet appeared on his timeline, Joe tweeted the below message:

For the record, Joe apparently declined to comment on Miley’s bloated face. We’re still investigating…

What this should really say is that Kourtney Kardashian wants press over something to do with “boobs”, so her name makes headlines. Kim’s keyword for press? BUTT.

Kourtney admits that she regrets getting a boob job and says that once she has stopped breast feeding her son Mason, she’ll consider having them removed. Or….she could use the Kardashian method of getting media attention and just continue talking about it for ages.

She said, “I had my boobs done but if I could go back, I wouldn’t have done it I was so cute before. I’ve realized that I was made to look a certain way and I’m considering removing them.”

She went on to reveal, “I’m breast feeding Mason right now but once I’ve finished, I’m going to see what they look like and decide then.”

Why remove your money makers? It’s not like these chicks have any discernible talent!

Kristen Stewart was seen at LAX airport yesterday with a cast on her left hand!

We haven’t received word as to what exactly happened to her hand, but it could be related to her Breaking Dawn filming. She does play a vampire this time around, so anything is possible, right?

The film has a lot of scenes that are really physical, so she could’ve injured herself on the set. We haven’t heard anything about whether or not her hand is broken or the cast is just a precaution.

What do you think happened? Let us know in the comments!

Reese Witherspoon is still on the promotion circuit for her new movie, Water For Elephants and she’s now talking about her working relationship with Robert Pattinson.

In a new interview, she talked about their love scenes, saying, “I am so lucky. He’s so amazing and wonderful and sweet and just the nicest guy too, so you can just add that to the soup. I mean, he’s just so good looking and he’s a really nice person.”

Off of the big screen, she says that they share a humorous relationship. She said, “We’ll probably just laugh the whole time, because all we do is just laugh and joke around.”

People magazine reports:

In Water for Elephants, which arrives in theaters on April 22, Witherspoon, 34, and Pattinson, 24, play lovers involved in a triangle that develops between their characters and Witherspoon’s onscreen husband. And this is not the first film they’ve been in together: Pattinson had a part as Witherspoon’s son in Vanity Fair – only it ended up on the cutting room floor. Still, Withersoon has some vivid memories of first seeing the actor.

“He was walking down this corridor and I turned to the director and I said, ‘That’s my son? He’s so good looking,’ ” she recalls. “I was like, ‘He’s so hot!’ ”

Are you excited to see Water For Elephants? Let us know in the comments! Hey, and at least we’re not saying that Kristen Stewart needs to “Watch her back!” like some other websites. We’re not pointing any fingers….Hollywood Life. And to think I read the Bonnie Fuller edited YM magazine when I was younger. Ugh.

Lindsay Lohan reportedly spent all night clubbing at Teddy’s after chasing down her ex-girlfriend, Samantha Ronson. The two spent the night together amid reports that Lindsay was partying until the wee hours of the morning.

On Friday, Samantha tweeted, “watching grey’s anatomy-my fav show- @lindsaylohan sleeping next 2 me- should i wake her up to let her know her mom is going on GMA? #why ?”

Yesterday, Lindsay took to her official Twitter account to let her followers know that she’s not trying to shirk her responsibility in her recovery and not to believe the hype!

She tweeted, “The reports i was at teddys are inaccurate…I was just at roosevelt to meet Samantha and say happy birthday to a friend. i take my sobriety seriously. please dont believe this accusations. i know the rules and i wouldnt risk probation. xoxo L”

What do you believe?