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John Mayer is reportedly inflicting his douchebaggery on none other than Miley Cyrus! Yes, we get it now, you’re an adult!

Even though she spent a day flirting with Joshua Bowman at Griffith Park, she was said to be following John around at the Grammy Awards, like a lost little puppy! Ugh.

A snitch on the scene said, “At one point backstage, Miley was rubbing John’s back and, when he thought no one was looking, he leaned over and kissed her!”

Eww.. Come on, Miley! What are you thinking?!??

Miley’s response? The spy said, “Miley slapped his butt and told him, ‘You rock!’”

So gross on so many levels!

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The Kardashian Kard cost those famewhores millions – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Janet Jackson told to diet at 11 – Girls Talkin’ Smack

The name’s NOT Bond – Lolebrity

David Letterman was duped by Lohans..Lulz – Oh The Scandal

New HIAM snippet from Access Hollywood – Poor Brtiney

Smallville caricatures – Distort Your Photo

Oriol Elcacho & A Baby White Tiger for Bvlgari Spring Summer 2011 – Oh La La Mag

Little Birdie feather your nest giveaway – Have U Heard?

Lil’ Kim beheads Nicki Minaj on her album cover – Fabulous Buzz

Tosh.0 recap – video breakdown: Amateur Superman – Dipped In Cream

We’re hearing reports that our favorite Breaking Dawn couple, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are in couple’s counseling. Apparently the report surfaced from In Touch Weekly, even though I believe it had already been debunked. But still, we can’t resist the tabloids making fools of themselves, so we’ll bite.

A source close to the couple said, “Rob is older than Kristen and far more mature. He sees himself getting engaged soon, but she’s not even ready to kiss him in public.”

Rob’s not that much older than Kristen. He’s 24 and she’s 20, there’s not that much of an age difference. And I can’t see him already thinking about taking the plunge, do you?

The twosome are currently filming Breaking Dawn in Vancouver.

Apparently there was an error in the quote from Justin Bieber for his interview with Rolling Stone magazine. He talked about sex, politics and abortion in the latest issue of the magazine.

There was an omission in his abortion quote. Rolling Stone reports:

Due to an editing error, this story originally included an incomplete quote from Justin Bieber. The full quote, his response to whether abortions should be allowed in cases of rape, reads: “Um. Well, I think that’s really sad, but everything happens for a reason. I don’t know how that would be a reason. I guess I haven’t been in that position, so I wouldn’t be able to judge that.”

We’ve underlined the omitted part of his quote. Seeing that just enrages me. This little twit has no clue about women’s rights, nor should he talk about things that he obviously has no knowledge of. What a tool.

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Mila Kunis will never dance again – Amore Magazine

Liam Neeson does Esquire! – Shallow Nation

Betsey Johnson Fall 2011 backstage beauty – The Fashion Spot

Florence Welch to perform at the Oscars! – Celeb Glitz

Frankie Muniz, the suicidal girlfriend beater? – Celeb Killer

Lil Kim, we’re going to need to see some receipts! – Miss Jia

Camille Grammer did Playboy? – Right TV

In a post on her Facebook wall, Jessica Alba has confirmed the news that little Honor Marie is going to be a big sister!

In her message, she wrote:

It’s been a while since I’ve been on FB & I thought I’d drop by to let you all in on some exciting news>Honor is going to be a Big Sister! Cash and I are thrilled and wanted to share the news directly with you so you didn’t hear about it somewhere else. I appreciated all of the love and support you gave me during my first pregnancy and will definitely appreciate it again this time around. Have a great day. Jess.

Congratulations to Jessica and Cash!

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Teen Mom Amber Portwood finds love with tattoo artist! – Celeb Dirty Laundry

Snooki pimps Snooki Slippers in Vegas! – Bricks And Stones Gossip

Holly Madison launches UFC clothing line – Busy Bee Blogger

Avril Lavigne got snubbed by Christina Aguilera – Celebrity Smack

Halle Berry & Gabriel Aubry talking again – Celebutante Sisters

Paris Hilton breaks the law – Dana’s Dirt

Kate Moss fully approves her smoking new look! – Hollywood Rag

Taryn Manning tweets bathroom photo – Seriously OMG WTF

Jenelle Evans’ new skull & butterfly tattoo – Starcasm

Wow, so I guess since Charlie Sheen has everything, it must be so easy to get bored! The actor now says that he got into crack cocaine purely stemming from boredom! You know what they say about “idle hands”….

Charlie has opened up about his addiction issues, saying, “I realized what props I was holding – a bottle of chocolate milk, rumors that I’ve had a problem with, you know, crack. It just came out of me. It was like poetry.”

Does that sentence even make sense? He talks about “props” and then it moves on to crack. Strange.

He went on to reveal, “I said stay away from the crack. Which I think is good advice. Unless you can manage it socially. Because if you can manage it socially, go for it, but not a lot of people can, you know. The only thing that makes me want to party is when my brain says, ‘It’s on.’ Usually at the wrong time. It tends to go with boredom. It’s never been about, ‘Everyone else is drinking, I should too.’ It’s about wanting to make things better, whether it’s real or imagined. I don’t say ‘sober’. I’m not in AA, I don’t believe in it…It’s inauthentic, its not who I am.”

Life&Style magazine wants us to believe now that Khloe Kardashian has tied the knot, they’re covering their Kardashian quota by going for the remaining Kardashian sisters!

Apparently, Kim and Kourtney are gearing up to tie the knot, that is, if this cover is anything to be believed. I’m seriously surprised that they didn’t go for the “Baby” cover for the two sisters.

Like, “OMG Pregnant Sisters!” — See, we’re giving them ideas!

And the cover says, “Why Kourtney said yes to Scott” — we know why, it’s because of a reality spinoff show. The funny thing is that they’re already planning to marry Kim off to her boyfriend, Kris Humphries. They must have really taken that baby tweet seriously!

What do you think?

Teen singer Justin Bieber ditched his signature sideswept hairdo for the cover of the latest issue of Rolling Stone magazine!

Just recently, the singer bragged about kissing Cheryl Cole and Rihanna while accepting his Brit Award last night. Selena Gomez might get jealous!!

He tweeted, “I got nervous up there and couldn’t remember anything. Lol. I did get to kiss cherylcole and rihanna on my way to the stage. #swag lol”

What do you think of Justin’s cover? What about that hair?!?

Say it isn’t so! No, really….please say that this isn’t really happening!

According to reports, Kourtney Kardashian and her husband Scott Disick are gearing up for their own spin-off reality show for E!

Sources have revealed that the new show will revolve around the couple’s plans to get married, which have been kept top secret. A snitch said, “The last episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York is Scott proposing. Then just like sister Khloe and Lamar, Kourtney and Scott will not only get their own show but also a wedding. It’s going to be TV gold. What is going to make this new show a monster it is that Scott and Kourtney are actually happier than ever. Heading toward the altar is the next step for them with or without the cameras.”

But can’t they do just this one thing without the cameras?!?? We’re asking nicely here. That is, unless Scott wants to star as Patrick Bateman, because that is the only way anything involving him invading our televisions would be considered acceptable.