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In a new interview, Breaking Dawn actor Robert Pattinson says that he hates the contact lenses that he has to wear while filming as his vampire character Edward Cullen!

He said, “I actually want to get some kind of plastic explosive. I want to reanimate them into something so I can kill them. It’s so embarrassing for me — after so many years, it’s still a process every single morning. Everybody else has figured out how to do it, and there’s two people holding me down because I can’t do it myself.”

We’re still hoping for pictures of his girlfriend, Kristen Stewart as a vampire to get leaked! I’ve got to know what she looks like as a vampire! Aren’t you curious?!??

Velvet Revolver bassist Duff McKagan has praised Justin Bieber, calling him a true rocker!

He said that even though many are skeptical about the teen singer, he is impressed by Justin’s musical talent and ability to put on a good show.

He said, “Do you know what? Justin’s a rocker. Man, he actually sings at his gigs, and the band’s a real band, and he plays the drums and he’s f**king great.”

Duff admits to first hearing about Justin from his two daughters and says that he wouldn’t mind going to see him in concert. He added, “I take them to every gig they want to go to. Justin Bieber concert — great. Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift.”

Reese Witherspoon married her Hollywood agent boyfriend Jim Toth on Saturday night — and in attendance were a lot of their celebrity friends. One person who didn’t make the guest list was her ex-boyfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal.

Jake spent the night bowling with some friends, instead.

A spy on the scene said, “They looked really into it and seemed really relaxed. As the game progressed, the guys started high-fiving each other; at one point Jake did what looked like a little dance after bowling a spare.”

Reese and Jim make a really cute couple and we’re happy for them! Congratulations to them!

Should Jake have gone to the wedding to show that there’s no hard feelings? What do you think?

In case you haven’t heard, Lindsay Lohan is planning on dropping her last name! Possibly because she doesn’t want to be associated with her father anymore….but now we’re hearing that he’s hurt by her decision.

Lindsay is planning on going with a single name, in the same footsteps as Cher, Prince and Madonna….and her father isn’t too happy with her decision.

In a recent interview, Michael Lohan said, “At the outset, it hurts to hear something like that, but at the end of the day, it’s never going to happen. It’s a real shame Dina would make up this kind of story. I’m proud of the Lohan name. It’s a name of integrity.”

Interesting…this integrity thing he speaks of….

Bret Michaels is suing the Tony Awards and CBS for his injuries at the awards show — all at the behest of real estate mogul Donald Trump!

He said that talks to resolve the issue broke down because they were “pretty cold”. Donald offered him the advice to sue aggressively, but Bret said that he just wanted to be compensated for work time lost due to the injuries he suffered.

He had just finished performing Nothin’ But A Good Time on the Tony Awards when a set piece ascended upon him, knocking him down. He said that there were no safety precautions in place. He went on to reveal that the show’s producers could have delayed the broadcast so that they wouldn’t embarrass him.

He said, “They never needed to show me getting hurt. They didn’t offer to pay my medical costs or anything….I’m sorry it came to this.”

Kim Kardashian is partying like a rock star in New York City this week, but the producers of her reality show are keeping a lid on whatever she’s doing at the clubs she’s hanging out in. So much, in fact, that they’ve got the people in charge at the 230 Fifth Club signing a confidentiality agreement so that the news won’t get out!

I have to wonder what they’re doing in there — but let’s not get it twisted… It’s not enough to actually make me want to watch that trainwreck of a show!

TMZ reports:

Kim Kardashian is partying her face off in NYC this weekend — but the producers of her reality show are trying to keep her exploits under wraps … and have threatened nightclub bigwigs with a $1,000,000 fine if they leak any info to the press.

We’re told honchos at club 230 Fifth were asked to sign a confidentiality agreement because producers wanted to shoot inside the venue. But the club people didn’t play ball after reading one interesting clause in the contract.

According to the docs, anyone who leaks any information about the show must pay producers $1,000,000 “per breach.”

Do you care what they’re doing in the clubs?

According to reports, Disney starlet Selena Gomez is gearing up for a performance on Dancing With The Stars!

Sources have revealed that Selena will be performing on the hit dance competition on April 5, 2011.

Reportedly, Selena will make a cameo appearance in the new Muppets movie. TV Guide has the scoop:

Rico Rodriguez’s Manny plays several roles in the production, but he’s more excited about playing himself in the upcoming Muppets movie. The Muppets throw a telethon, and among the celebs manning the phones: Rico, Neil Patrick Harris, Selena Gomez, James Carville and Whoopi Goldberg. Says Rico: “I got to rub Sam the Eagle’s nose!”

Are you going to see the new Muppets movie??? Are you excited for Selena to perform on DWTS? Let us know in the comments!

Congratulations are in order for Reese Witherspoon and her Hollywood agent boyfriend Jim Toth!!

The happy couple tied the knot in front of 120 family members and friends in the courtyard of her Ojai home. She was said to be wearing a gown designed by Monique Lhuillier.

Congratulats to them!

Perhaps the second time is the charm?!?? Let’s hope! Good luck guys!

In a recent interview, viral internet Youtube sensation Rebecca Black has revealed that she has a shrine to teen singer Justin Bieber in her room!

When she rose to fame, she was trying to get Justin’s attention on Twitter so that she could try to get him to do a duet with her. Still, she said, “I am so dorky when it comes to Justin Bieber. I have a little mini shrine in my room.”

And whether or not they’re going to sing a duet? She said, “I would scream at the top of my lungs and possibly not be able to sing again.”

Hallelujah, the internet needs to make this happen STAT. GO!

Disney starlets Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato have reunited!

Selena uploaded the above photo to her Plixi account last night, showing the two BFFs looking happy. Good for them, they’re looking great!

I’m sure that all of their fans are excited for the return of Delena!

I’m glad that Selena waited for Demi to be healthy so they could start being super friendly again.

Bret Michaels performed with Poison at the 2009 Tony Awards and if you’ll recall, he was struck in the head by a set piece descending from above. The blow knocked him down, causing lip and nose injuries — and now he’s saying that was the culprit for his brain hemorrhage.

In the lawsuit, Bret claims that he had no instruction on how to safely exit the stage and when he did, he was smacked in the face by the set piece. He was also hospitalized over a broken nose and a cut lip.

Six months after the awards show, Bret suffered from a subarachnoid brain hemorrhage that almost claimed his life. In the lawsuit, his lawyer said, “One of the most common causes of this type of hemorrhage is head trauma — exactly like the one Michaels suffered at the hands of the Tony Awards. Through his sheer will to live, to see his children grow up, he was able to survive this trauma.”

Tony Award producers have claimed that Bret missed his mark and offered no words of apology. He is suing for an unspecified figure.