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According to reports, Disney princess Selena Gomez is gearing up to host a sort of “alternative series” for the house of mouse!

Reports have suggested that Selena is set to begin production on a show with the Disney Channel following the completion of her current show, The Wizards Of Waverly Place.

A source said, “Selena shot the pilot and it’s basically like Ashton Kutcher’s old show Punk’d, but with the Disney kids. Selena was having a ton of fun with it. She’s a goofball at heart.”

Will you watch?

Speaking of Breaking Dawn, Edward Cullen actor Robert Pattinson says girlfriend Kristen Stewart is the most convincing vampire of the entire clan!

In the final two installments of the Twilight franchise, Kristen’s character, Bella Swan is turned into a vampire. Obviously Rob is a fan of her transformation!

In a new interview, Rob said, “I can’t give too much away but there’s some bits, especially towards the end of the movie, she’s just like the polar opposite of any of the other films. I mean, she’s a different person, which is cool. She looks completely different. She looks probably the most convincing vampire out of all of us.”

He went on to say, “A lot of us look like we’re just from Mars. She’s kind of the smallest one, but she suits being a vampire.”

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According to TMZ, Chris Brown’s publicist has decided to jump ship!

Gee, I can’t imagine why the publicist decided on this time as the most opportune for them to part ways. Perhaps it’s because Chris keeps acting like a complete jerk everywhere he goes? I wonder….

He should pay Russell Simmons for that piece he wrote on him. What’s that you say? Russell is too busy?!? You know they have chairs there AND windows, right?!???

R&B singer Chris Brown definitely has a friend in Justin Bieber!

Before Chris blew up and trashed his dressing room after his Good Morning America interview, Justin showed his support for Chris on Twitter.

On Tuesday, Justin tweeted, “Shoutout to Chris Brown who has ‘F.A.M.E.’ dropping tomorrow. Album is crazy. We got a record on there with me and him called ‘Next 2 You.’”

Are you with Justin in his support? Do you think Chris was merely trying to let off some steam? Or do you feel that he’s the same crazy Chris who beat the crap out of his girlfriend in 2009?

Jake Gyllenhaal likes acting, but says that he feels he has a future in directing movies.

Jake says that he doesn’t want to quit acting anytime soon, but he does want to consider doing more behind the camera work in the future.

In a recent interview, he said, “Well, I do have a number of things that I’m developing. That’s probably where the future lies for me, but I’m not going to give up the day job just yet. I’d like to see where it goes.”

He went on to reveal, “You’re always wondering how long this will last. It’s a piece of being an actor. There’s always someone more talented or younger than you. But I also like to write. In years to come, I think that will expand. I won’t just be scrapping for the next job. Maybe I’ll create something for myself.”

Reese Witherspoon is getting married to her agent boyfriend Jim Toth soon, and according to sources, she wants to keep the whole thing very hush hush. So hush hush, in fact, that she’s having all of their wedding guests sign a non-disclosure agreement!

An insider said, “Everyone that has been hired to help plan and prepare the event has been asked to sign a confidentiality agreement. Reese and Jim understand that fans will be interested, but are determined to keep their private life as private as possible. She’s an actress, not a reality star. If you want to see someone get married on TV, watch Bravo.”

Another source said, “Reese couldn’t be more excited. Not only is she getting a husband, but her wonderful children are getting another father.”

A man named Musa Danasabe Ibrahim was arrested near Miley Cyrus’ home when he tried breaking into her neighbor’s home, thinking it was hers.

He was arrested on Thursday morning after being found in the yard of one of her neighbors. A spokesman for the LAPD said, “Ibrahim was trying to make entry into Miley Cyrus’ house, but he got the houses mixed up. When we arrived on scene, we found him in her neighbor’s yard. He was arrested for trespassing.”

Reportedly, the guy was said to be telling neighbors that he “had a date with Miley.”

Scary!

Now that Kim Kardashian has effectively used her status as a sex tape star to catapult her into superstardom, she has enough money to buy 800 car washes. But does she? No, this broad doesn’t even want to spring for a single car wash. Why, might you ask? It’s because she’s lazy! Duh.

The only thing this girl isn’t lazy about is keeping her name in the media. For that, she releases stupid quotes at least 50 times weekly. So, you’re welcome, in advance.

In a new message on Twitter, the reality TV personality (for lack of better terms) said that she’s too lazy to wash her own car. Dull, but stupid, so we write it up.

She tweeted, “I love when my car is dirty and it starts to rain! Makes me not feel so bad for my car being dirty! I love the free car wash.”

Having money makes you stupid, obviously.

Rumor has it that teen singer Justin Bieber is not only dating Disney starlet Selena Gomez, but he’s cheating on her with Jasmine Villegas! Uh oh Beliebers!

An inside snitch says that Justin is a two-timer! The insider said, “Justin’s become so famous so quickly that now he’s not content to settle for just one girl. While he and Selena were together for the February premiere of his documentary Never Say Never, he was secretly sending romantic text messages to Jasmine – saying he was sad she wasn’t with him.”

The snitch went on to reveal, “Ever since he had a heavy makeout session with Jasmine in his car last fall, he’s had a huge crush on her and desperately wants to hook up with her again. Even though he’s just seventeen, Justin is turning into a mini-player. And it’s just a matter of time before Selena figures it out and kicks him to the curb.”

Do you believe it?!???

Chris Brown appeared on Good Morning America recently to promote his new album, F.A.M.E., but instead, all he proved was that he is the same violent self-entitled jerk that he always was. His fans will say that we should leave the Rihanna incident in the past, and we were really trying to do that. But with Chris’ recent outburst, he is making it harder and harder to do just that.

Since he tossed a chair at a window in his dressing room, ABC has decided to invite Chris back for another interview. Even worse, they have no plans to cancel his upcoming performance on Dancing With The Stars. Now, mogul Russell Simmons is adding his two cents into the mix.

In a new blog post on GlobalGrind, Russell is defending Chris. He is actually comparing Chris Brown to some Disney kids who were given “breaks”. Read on:

Chris is suffering from the same thing that almost every young star has gone through, including the Disney kids. Having lost control, some of these young artists, sometimes, do an unspeakable thing at a moment in time. And they pay the price. But, as my team and I have written repeatedly on my site GlobalGrind.com, what’s not fair is artists paying the price of the sins in their young lives for the rest of their lives. Again, and again, and again. That’s just not fair. If we insisted on that, there would be no art. There would be only shame; there would be no learning, no redemption, there would be no road for millions of fans to travel the journey of the artist to enlightenment. It would negate the very purpose of art itself which is to reconcile, through a redeeming journey, the intractable contradictions in life and society. This is something I have fought for all my life.

And, you know, Disney kids are allowed a little bit more of a break. Sometimes you have to even feel sorry for them. Not that the media didn’t continue to drive Britney Spears freakin’ crazy. Not that the media doesn’t mess with Miley Cyrus every day. Not that the media doesn’t stalk Lindsay Lohan. I’m just saying, give this man a break. I spoke to him last night for a long time and I know how good of a young man he is. He’s having the same type of struggles that all those other Disney kids have and all the other people who have instant fame…and because of that one regretful incident, no one will give him a break.

Can we stop kissing this guy’s butt already?!?? When are we going to realize that there are a ton of other artists out there who have a ton more talent than this twit?!?