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In his Entertainment Weekly interview, Twilight actor Robert Pattinson talked about his new movie, Breaking Dawn!

Of the movie’s rating, he said, “I just can’t see how it’s going to be PG-13….unless they cut everything out.”

Now you know that their fan base is comprised of mostly kids and their Twi-moms, so why on Earth would they cut out their most dedicated demographic?

He went on to say, “There’s some interesting and weird stuff going on — really very, very, very strange. It’s great. For a big mainstream movie, it’s the most obscure story line and really outside the box. It’s a horror movie.”

Are you excited to see the horror movie already?!?? Let us know in the comments!

In the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly, Robert Pattinson discusses his future in the movie industry and says that his Water For Elephants co-star Reese Witherspoon isn’t annoying. Well, if that’s not a bonus, I don’t know what is!

When speaking about his future plans after Twilight is wrapped up, he said, “You can never really predict what an audience wants or how to maintain a career…other than doing what you think is cool. Generally, what I think is cool is what everyone else hates.”

When talking of Reese, he said, “There’s something about her. She’s just this genuinely nice person. I don’t know if she puts an effort into creating a nice aura, but her mood dissipates over the whole set. It was a completely different environment from when she wasn’t there. All the kids and the animals were just drawn to her. It made it incredibly easy to do my part – all my reaction shots are just watching her work brilliantly. She’s really cool and she’s just….never, ever annoying. God, that’s the worst description, isn’t it?”

Was that a dig on his other co-stars? And yes, that was the worst description ever.

Chris Brown got mad at Good Morning America and busted a window after his recent interview. The good news for him is that it’s almost as if it never happened, except for the media outrage. The cops weren’t called, his probation wasn’t violated and he STILL has fans. The world works in scary ways, I tell you.

Still, he breaks a window and ABC is still begging him to come on Dancing With The Stars and perform in support of his new album.

He went on BET yesterday and apologized for the whole thing. Because, he’s a changed man, you know.

He said, “First of all, I just wanna apologize to anybody who was startled in the office, anybody who was offended or really disappointed in my actions, because I was disappointed with the way I acted. A lot of people don’t know what went down, and obviously when I do shows or when I do interviews, we always send out a talking point sheet. As the interview proceeded, it was kinda thrown off. I was thrown off by it. I felt like they told us this just so they could get us on the show so they can exploit me. So I took it very, very hard and I really kinda kept my composure throughout the whole interview, although you can see me upset, I kept my composure, I did my performance.”

You know why he did his performance, though? It’s because it PROMOTES HIM. Duh.

He went on to say, “And when I got back I just let off steam. I didn’t physically hurt anyone, I didn’t try to hurt anyone, I just wanted to release the anger that I had inside me because I felt that I worked so hard for this music and I felt like people kept just trying to take it away from me. So yes, I got very emotional, and I wanna apologize for acting like that.”

So a question for Chris Brown’s fans: Aren’t you sick and tired of making up excuses for this douchebag?

In recent news, Paris Hilton was said to have snubbed a makeout session with Vin Diesel because she found out that he was part black. In Neil Strauss’ new book, he claims that the socialite was shoving her tongue down Vin’s throat until they got into better light.

He claims that she made an excuse and bolted for the door, claiming that “Black guys are gross” and that “one percent” is black enough for her.

Now, she’s all piping mad, calling in the lawyer dogs to sue. Skip to 2:45 (video below) to see how much Paris likes black people. She also loves gay people, too (see 4:17).

Update: Auto-playing video evidence, after the jump! (continue reading…)

Recently, it was rumored that Justin Bieber was looking to take his acting skills a step further and star as the lead in the Oliver Twist remake. Since, we’ve learned that that’s not the case!

The rumors suggested that since Justin basically came from nothing that he could draw on his past experiences to play the role just right. A source reportedly said, “It’s a bold move by the singer. But Justin has a better chance than most. His army of fans would make the project a near-guaranteed success.”

Now, his rep is coming forward to call BS on the gossip. His rep issued a statement saying, “We have no doubt Bieber’s fans would provide a huge boost to any project he might do, considering the massive success of his movie debut ‘Justin Bieber: Never Say Never’. But the premise that he wants to play Twist is completely made up.”

And there you have it!

Breaking Dawn actress Kristen Stewart was hanging out with Rob — but not Rob Pattinson! This time she was hanging out with Rob Zombie! Thunder kissin’ 1965, yeah! (Okay, we’re fans.)

Besides that, she can hang out with Robert Pattinson anytime, right? I’m just surprised that he wasn’t there with her for this meet and greet. Rob Zombie is awesome.

In May 2009, she hit the road with some girlfriends and made a stop in Columbus, Ohio where she got to meet the famous rocker.

We’re jealous over here. Call us, Rob! (Either one.)

We’re hearing a lot of conflicting reports surrounding Michael Lohan and Kate Major’s fight. She said he attacked her, but he has countered her claims with claims of his own. He said she was trespassing on his property and even made off with some clothes he bought for Lindsay.

Still, whatever happened, it’s turning into a huge mess for both of them. Reportedly, when he got arrested for domestic violence, he reached out to his daughter for a helping hand — and she shunned him!

You see, Lindsay has enough problems of her own. She doesn’t need daddy trying to dip into her pockets for bail money because he allegedly can’t keep his hands to himself.

Reportedly, their fight was all over the almighty dollar. Of course. A friend of the family said, “While she [Kate] was there they had a huge argument over the money he owed her and it got really ugly. Mike doesn’t have a job and lives hand to mouth. He had been angry all day that a check he had couldn’t be cashed. Kate was so worried she left a message for a friend that said, ‘I’m nervous, he has that look in his eyes.’”

When Mike got busted for the fight, his bail was set at $30,000, but because he’s allegedly as broke as a joke, he called upon Lindsay for help. The family snitch said, “Lindsay wants nothing to do with her father. He has betrayed her one too many times. He only ever calls her when he wants something and she has finally learned to say no.”

Breaking Dawn actress Ashley Greene and her Disney boyfriend Joe Jonas just broke up recently, but we’re hearing reports that she has already found herself a new man!

Wow, this girl moves quickly!!!

She was already spotted with Kings Of Leon rocker Jared Followill, but has since denied the reports that they are dating. She said that they are merely friends…but that’s probably because Miley Cyrus already has her claws into him.

Since, she’s been spotted with a new mystery man. She was seen leaving the Troubadour on Tuesday night with the new guy. She was holding onto him, but it could have been just for support.

Rumors have circulated saying that Justin Bieber met up with Breaking Dawn actor Robert Pattinson and even got tips from him on how to pick up girls.

Reportedly, Rob told Justin to tell girls to touch his hair and gave him tips on flirting. Since, Rob has denied ever meeting Rob. Now, Justin is doing the same thing!

His rep denied the rumors, saying, “This never actually happened. Justin never claimed to have met Robert.”

It’s called damage control, people!!! What do you think? Was Justin making stuff up? Or was he just the victim of the rumor mill? Let us know in the comments!

Selena Gomez wasn’t able to pull the wool over Ellen DeGeneres’ eyes about her relationship with Justin Bieber!

In a previous interview, Selena referred to Justin as her little brother, but Ellen sniffed her out. She called Selena on the comment after she appeared with the teen singer at the Vanity Fair Oscars party recently.

She backed Selena into a corner, causing her to blush on the show. On Tuesday, the Disney starlet tweeted, “Haha Ellen got me SO good today, what a difference one visit makes ;) She’s the best!”

Too funny. I just love those two together, don’t you??