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If you were surprised when Charlie Sheen showed up as a surprise guest on Monday night’s episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live, then you weren’t alone. But what surprised us even more was the fact that Jimmy had to have a piece of Charlie’s appearance edited out of the final show.

Deadline reports:

Just one problem when late night TV tries to exploit Charlie Sheen for ratings: he’s a loose cannon. (Like, duh.) Turns out the Jimmy Kimmel show cut Charlie’s last line when he said, “That whore Sarah Silverman left this at my house” and slammed a toothbrush on Jimmy’s desk. I’m told Kimmel “felt it was insulting” to his ex-girlfriend. (Like, duh).

Jimmy’s right. You can’t insult his ex-girlfriend, but the piece would’ve been funny. Do you think they should’ve left that in? Let us know in the comments!

Kirstie Alley was really worried that she would be the first celebrity eliminated from the cast of Dancing With The Stars! But not after Monday night’s performance! She did so well!

A source said, “Kirstie’s only wish was that she wouldn’t be the first star sent home from the show. She has been rehearsing for the past six weeks with her partner Maks, in almost total seclusion. No contestants really had any idea what was going on in the other rehearsal rooms. None of them really knew how good or bad their competition would be. Everyone doubted themselves a little, and no one wanted to be remembered as the David Hasselhoff of their season.”

The snitch went on to say, “You can’t just rely on your fame to get you far in this competition. Yes, having an active fan base does help, but at the end of the day even the most passionate fans stop voting if your dancing doesn’t improve. David is a worldwide phenomenon, having starred in some of the biggest TV hits of all time. If he can get voted off the first week, so can anyone.”

Who are you rooting for???

Reality TV mother of eight Kate Gosselin has revealed that she’s dating again — and she’s on the hunt for a new squeeze!

Reportedly, Kate went to 230 Fifth on Friday night, looking for love – with a camera crew following her. Ugh. She can’t even find a man without the cameras???

A source said, “It was supposed to be Kate’s 36th birthday celebration, but it was all about meeting men. She was all dolled up in a black cocktail dress, brought a camera crew and was chatting up a lot of guys. It wasn’t clear if they were actors or not.”

Kate confirmed the dating reports, adding, “I’ve been on a few little dates here and there but I have eight kids already. I don’t need nine.”

Who do you think Kate should date?? Let us know in the comments!

Disney princess Selena Gomez has revealed that her next album will have a more mature feel to it! And why not? She’s growing up!

In a recent interview, she said, “We haven’t decided on a title and we’re dealing with the album artwork, ’cause it is very different and I’m growing up. It’s a lot more mature.”

She went on to reveal, “I’m growing. I’m constantly changing, and it’s fun being able to express that for my fans. So this album is a huge rave; it really is. It’s funky, it’s different. I’m liking it.”

She also talked about who she would like to do a duet with, adding, “I love Bruno Mars; I’m obsessed with him. I love B.o.B. I love Adele’s new record; it’s insane. I would love to even just meet her.”

Are you excited to hear what Selena has in store for her fans? Let us know in the comments!

Rihanna and Katy Perry are still best friends, make no mistake about that!

Last year, it was reported that Rihanna said in an interview, “I didn’t want the generic pop record that Kesha or Lady Gaga or Katy Perry would do. Every song is tailored to me.”

Rumors started swirling suggesting that the two friends weren’t speaking to each other. In a recent interview, Rihanna debunked the rumors, saying, “I didn’t say that. Did you see the interview? That’s not what I said. Okay, if anything it was a diss to songwriters and producers who can’t make anything other than formula records.”

She went on to reveal, “They’ll make a song and give it to Rihanna. If she doesn’t take it, they’ll take it to Katy, and if Katy doesn’t take it they’ll give it to Gaga. That’s not what we want. We like songs that scream our individuality. We like records that speak for who we are as artists and that are tailored to us.”

And there you have it!

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After Chris Brown had an epic fit in his dressing room after his Good Morning America interview, he reportedly smashed the window! GMA staffers called in the window repair crew, but not before they called the police!

We were curious how this would play out, considering that he’s on probation for the Rihanna beating incident. TMZ has more:

TMZ obtained audio near the dressing room where Chris allegedly took a chair and smashed a window, sending shards of glass onto 43rd Street. During the conversation between the staffer and a glass repairman, the staffer says “I have a police officer coming just to take a look at it before we do any work.”

Despite the conversation, NYPD sources tell us … none of their officers were dispatched to the scene.

If Chris did indeed smash the window, it probably constitutes at least 2 crimes — vandalism and assault on the passersby below. As a result, the judge in the Rihanna battery case could revoke Chris’ probation and, worst case scenario, he could end up in prison.

Do you think anything is going to come from this??? Let us know in the comments!

Jimmy Kimmel was talking to super rich Mark Cuban about the season premiere of Shark Tank last night while he was simultaneously trying to pitch the gazillionaire on new ideas.

Then, Jimmy got to the rumors that Mark was gearing up to work with Charlie Sheen on a new show. Then, Charlie appeared out of nowhere!

Charlie started going crazy, tossing t-shirts out into the audience. He even took the house album that Jimmy was promoting, signed it and gave it to an audience member.

Before leaving, Charlie said that he had something for Jimmy. He presented him with a mug with a fox on it! HINT HINT!

Charlie is crazy! Are you going to see Charlie live?!??

Back when Selena Gomez appeared on Ellen DeGeneres’ show last September, she claimed that Justin Bieber was like her little brother, but she came back to the show today — to Ellen’s teasing!

Ellen asked her, “He’s like your little brother? What do you have to say now?”

Selena responded, “I don’t know. I don’t know.” Ellen replied, “Well…. you were trying to hide it still, right? But now you’ve made it public. You went to the Vanity Fair party and made me a fool.”

Selena answered, “No, I really didn’t.” Ellen said, “Yes, you did!”

Selena came back with, “I promise you, I didn’t. He’s just sweet.”

Ellen said, “He is. He’s as sweet as can be. But he’s not like your little brother, is he? No, he’s not. And he’s a fantastic guy. You can’t try to hide that forever. I know you all were sneaking around but that’s crazy. You’re both huge stars, and you can’t hide from us.”

Selena went on to say, “I didn’t lie to you. I didn’t, though. I’ll say that.”

Ellen said, “No, you didn’t blatantly lie. A little brother is not someone you want to date.” Selena said, “Well, no. That would be weird.”

Ellen added, “That would be wrong and weird in so many ways.”

To conclude the interview, Ellen gave Selena a pillow with Justin Bieber’s face on it. How cute!

Chris Brown went on Good Morning America with the intentions of promoting his new album F.A.M.E. earlier today — but it didn’t exactly go as planned.

He had a fit over the interviewer asking him pre-approved questions about the Rihanna incident. PRE-APPROVED!

He was so angry that he allegedly threw a chair through his dressing room window.

On his way out, he confronted a segment producer and stared him down. After the incident, Chris took to Twitter to say, “I’m so over people bringing this past s**t up!!! Yet we praise Charlie Sheen and other celebs for there bullsh*t.”

He has since deleted the message, but we have to say SPELL CHECK goes a long way, dude.

I wonder if GMA is going to bring charges against him for destruction of private property. I would imagine his probation could get violated for that if they push the issue. Still, this fool approved the questions, so there is really no excuse for this type of behavior!!!

Teen singer Justin Bieber has revealed that things weren’t always good before he got famous. When his father walked out on he and his mother, they lived in a dirty apartment and didn’t even have a proper bed to sleep in.

He said, “That place was really dirty. We had mousetraps everywhere because there were mouses — uh, mice — in the house. I didn’t have a real bed. I slept on a blue pull-out couch in my room.”

He also used the press opportunity to plug himself for the lead role in the new Oliver Twist movie. He added, “We didn’t have anything in the fridge, except maybe luncheon meat for school and macaroni and cheese. I’d love to play Oliver Twist.”

What do you think? Should he get the role in the new remake??? Let us know in the comments!