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Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s daughter, Tallulah Belle Willis, was busted for underage possession of alcohol.

According to TMZ, Tallulah was getting out of a car in Hollywood with two friends, when they were spotted carrying what looked to be two bottles of alcohol. When cops approached, the alcohol theory was confirmed.

Cops couldn’t release the underage actress, so an adult was called to pick her up. She called her father, but it was her mother who ended up going to get her.

Is she another Paris Hilton in the making? Or is this a fluke? Bruce and Demi are going to need to lay the smackdown!

If you hadn’t heard, on a recent episode of The Big Bang Theory, Chuck Lorre used his vanity card to describe a drunken monkey who was impossible to work with and addicted to heroin.

From his vanity card (via CelebDirtyLaundry.com):

Nevertheless, he proved impossible to work with. During the week of production his behavior became increasingly erratic, to the point of refusing to come out of his trailer to rehearse.

It wasn’t until after we finished filming his scenes that we learned why. The monkey is a heroin addict. Yes, hard as it may be to believe, the monkey had a monkey on his back.

Some said that Chuck was referring to Charlie Sheen, taking another pot shot at the actor for his drug related antics. Now, Charlie is blasting the reports, saying, “I have never done or tried heroin in my life.”

And there you have it! But if Charlie’s not the monkey, then who is?

According to reports from MediaTakeOut.com and RadarOnline.com, who’s quoting MTO, songstress Mariah Carey has given birth to her and husband, Nick Cannon’s twins!

MTO reports:

A VERY reliable MediaTakeOut.com snitch told us that as of THIS MORNING, R&B singer Mariah Carey gave birth to two HEALTHY BABIES today. Coincidentally, today is Nick and Mariah’s THIRD anniversary. TRIPLE congrats guys!!!

We expect an OFFICIAL announcement, including the babies NAMES and weights any minute now.

We’re still waiting on the official confirmation, so stay tuned as more information becomes available!

Update: The AP reports that Mariah’s rep has confirmed the news that she has given birth this morning:

Carey’s representative, Cindi Berger, confirmed the births to The Associated Press. The singing superstar gave birth Saturday at 12:07 p.m. EDT at an undisclosed hospital in Los Angeles. Berger says the baby girl was born first, weighing 5 pounds, 3 ounces, and was 18 inches long; her brother was next, at 5 pounds 6 ounces, and was 19 inches.

Berger says the couple has not named the children yet. Cannon drove Carey to the hospital in their Rolls-Royce Phantom. Berger said the 41-year-old Carey, who had gone through false labor, was calm, thinking that it was another false alarm.

Congratulations to Mariah and Nick!

Now that her friend Kirstie Alley is kicking butt on Dancing With The Stars, Kelly Preston might just want to join in on the fun!

Reportedly, Kelly wants to follow in Kirstie’s footsteps by appearing on the popular dance competition. A source said, “Kelly has auditioned and she is a shoe-in. If she wants on the show, there’s a good chance it could happen.”

She would have to be better than Kendra, right? I mean, it’s possible a dead person could out-dance her, so Kelly’s chances are good.

She has also taken over Kirstie’s Twitter account on Monday nights in order to garner votes for her friend. Her husband John Travolta also appeared on the show as the “Dance Doctor”, so it’s likely that she wants to have some fun with it, as well.

What do you think of Kelly on the show? Would you watch?

Charlie Sheen is gloating over recent reports that his former show Two And A Half Men might not make it without him.

In a new letter to the show’s creator, Chuck Lorre, Charlie is taking his war with Chuck another step further. The letter blasts Chuck for trying to keep the show on television without him.

He said, “My fans may tune in for a minute, but at the end of the day, no one cares about your feeble show without me. Shame on you… A narcissist. A coward. A loser. A spineless rat. I’m out here with my fans every night. The message is crystal clear; no Charlie Sheen. No show. And that’s exactly what it will be for you…every Monday night, a no-show. The ratings right now are not a fluke. It’s a big fat mess…That sucks. Almost as bad as you. You’ve been warned. Reap the whirl-wind you cockroach, reap it.”

Wow, awful harsh words for someone who has been telling his fans on his tour appearances that he basically wants his job back. What do you think?

Justin Bieber played a birthday prank on his friend Wilson Warren, after posting his friend’s phone number on his Twitter page!

Earlier today, the teen singer posted Wilson’s cell phone number on his Twitter page, urging his fans to give him a call, thinking that they were going to talk to Justin! Ha!

He tweeted, “Call me…I wanna talk to my fans.”

His friend received a ton of phone calls from Justin’s fans. Wilson responded, “O you little tool… Oooooooo if you weren’t in Aus”, adding, “Love my lil bro Justin Bieber but all is fair in love and war. Still friends. For now. Hahahaha.”

Too funny! I can’t imagine how many calls that poor guy got!

Mariah Carey tweeted the above photo recently of her pregnant belly painted with a butterfly. Now, we’ve learned that the songbird is ready to pop!

She’s pregnant with the couple’s twins, one boy and one girl and her husband Nick Cannon revealed that she’s ready to give birth any minute now! I bet they’re excited!

In a new appearance on The Talk, he said, “How’s Mariah doing? She’s pregnant. She’s doing amazing, but literally, it’s any moment now. It’s not even any day now. She is ready to just pop! The baby nurse and all that is ready. The bags are packed! I don’t know why I’m here!”

I wonder what they’re going to name “dem babies”. Any guesses???

Here is the first photos of Prince William and his new wife Kate (Catherine) Middleton kissing as husband and wife on the balcony of Buckingham Palace before thousands of well-wishers. Breaking tradition when the crowd chanted another kiss Prince William gave Kate another kiss much to the pleasure of the onlookers. Enjoy!

Sarah Burton creative director of the Alexander McQueen label is Kate Middleton’s wedding dress designer. The late McQueen’s 36-year-old protégée had previously been tipped for the most coveted fashion commission of the decade. Kate wedding dress is an ivory gown with lace applique floral detail. Kate looks absolutely stunning, so happy and so radiant. Kate arrived at Westminster Abbey, wearing a full veil and clutching a bunch of white flowers.

Click on the thumbnails below to enlarge!

In honor of the upcoming Royal Wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton, our good friend Mike dug up this photo of Katie Green.

We’re still not sure who she is, but apparently she did some kind of royal-themed photo shoot for Zoo magazine. So yes, she’s probably only famous because she looks like the future Queen of England.

Sad isn’t it — What the world is coming to?

Poor Kate, she should’ve held out for Harry. It’s no wonder why she’s having bad dreams before the Royal Wedding…. Either way, you can check out the uncensored photo HERE (NSFW, obviously.)

If you’re getting excited for the release of both parts of Breaking Dawn, then you’re not alone! Now, we’re privileged to get a sneak peek of some scenes straight from the movie!

The above photo features young werewolf Taylor Lautner, but he doesn’t get the girl, obviously. But what he does get is all grown up and a motorcycle!

Of Bella and Edward, director Bill Condon said, “They make love for the first time, they get married and pregnant.”

Are you excited?