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When Robert Pattinson filmed his love scene with Reese Witherspoon for Water For Elephants, apparently he had the flu….or something like that.

In a recent interview, Reese said, “Rob possibly had the most hideous horrible cold of any co-star I’ve ever had to do a love scene with ever in my life. He was literally snorting and snotting through every second of it — and it was not appealing.”

She added, “I’m talking green, infectious, disgusting – I’m not kidding! I’m going to say it’s a little bit of a downer. I was a little disappointed. It wasn’t sexy.”

What did she expect from flopping around a 1930′s bed with a dirty Edward Cullen???

Country singer Taylor Swift believes in sharing the wealth!

According to reports, she has just used her gazillions of dollars to by a new house for her parents. How nice!

She purchased a nice three bedroom home in Nashville, Tennessee, and paid a whopping $1.4 million for it. What a nice gift. A source said, “It’s an incredible house. Taylor’s been visiting her parents there and she’s so excited for them.”

We’ve also heard rumblings that Taylor is doing a drug and alcohol free tour for Speak Now. Reportedly, she’ll be drug and alcohol testing all of her tour mates. Obviously something is working out for her, she can afford to pay a million bucks for her parents a new house….

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Justin Bieber ranted on twitter recently about the paparazzi following him around in Israel, and it might appear that the teen singer is getting too much attention in the Holy Land.

He told fans recently that he’s going to be taking a break from the social networking service so that he can spend more time with his family.

He tweeted, “I want to see this country and all the places I’ve dreamed of and whether its the paps or being pulled into politics it’s been frustrating. I’m just excited at this point to get on stage and perform. Gonna take a little break from Twitter and enjoy this time with my family until then.”

How long of a break is he going to take???

Jessica Simpson isn’t the brightest crayon in the box, so we’re not expecting her to spill her guys on the subject of rocket science anytime soon.

There is one subject she knows (her dad, too): Boobs. On the subject of HIS DAUGHTER’S BOOBS, Joe Simpson previously said, “Jessica never tries to be sexy. … She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”

Apparently since, she has learned the value in not “covering those suckers up”, because she’s now using her assets to get her out of trouble.

She said, “There’s no way to hide them as much as you want to bandage your boobs down. Now I can make my way in and out of parking tickets: Show the girls and give a wink!”

Holy crap, I think the world is really going to end.

British actor Russell Brand has revealed that he can’t wait to become a father! You mean, there’s someone out there that wants to procreate with this giant ten-year-old?!??

In a new interview, he said, “I love children. I think when I am among children is when I feel most liberated. I go nuts with children. Especially when I don’t have any. When I’m around my mates’ children, I jazz them kids up, I swear at them, I get them all worked up, I say crazy stuff to them. I fill their heads with nonsense and then leave them.”

Well that explains a lot!

He added, “I am very much looking forward to being a dad. Who knows when? Soon I hope.”

Let’s hope he hits puberty first!

Reality star Kim Kardashian really has her sights set on marrying Kris Humphries, if the latest rumors are to be believed. Sources have revealed that Kim is moving to New York to be closer to Kris!

A snitch claims that Kim plans to move to the Big Apple by October so that she can be closer to her boyfriend of five months.

An insider said, “Kim wants to live in NYC when Kris’ season starts again. She and Kourtney are probably going to film another season of their E! show anyway, so it just makes sense.”

Another friend says that the two are getting serious, saying, “This is it for her. I foresee an engagement this summer.”

Then we’ll have to see photo shoots of the two of them together. Ugh. Can’t she just fade back to wherever it is that she came from already???

Breaking Dawn actress Kristen Stewart just turned 21-years-old, and guess what her boyfriend, Robert Pattinson gave her to mark the occasion! Reportedly, he gave her a nice, expensive bracelet!

According to sources, Rob gifted Kristen with a $10,000 antique gold and emerald bracelet. A source said, “He splashed out on a $10k antique gold and emerald bracelet for her. He pulled out all the stops.”

Nice!

Reportedly, the rest of the Twilight cast partied it up in Squamish to celebrate and gave her a motorbike!

Disney starlet Miley Cyrus has revealed that even though she has done some pretty controversial things, she’s really not trying to make a statement.

She has dressed inappropriately at times, lap danced and has smoked Salvia from a bong, but she’s really not trying to be controversial, you guys.

In a new interview, she said, “It’s not about how far I can push things so people will believe I’m not Hannah Montana anymore. You just make the music that you love and because I’m growing up, you know, do does my music.”

She added, “It’s not about trying to make a statement about growing up. You know…you just do.”

And there you have it!

In a recent interview, teen singer Justin Bieber revealed that he wants to further his acting career. He has already starred in CSI and the movie made about his rise to fame, Never Say Never — but he wants more!

When talking to Australia’s Kyle & Jackie O Show, he said, “I definitely want to do more acting, and further my career in that area, that’s something I would love to do.”

He also went on to reveal that his biopic wasn’t scripted, so when his grandmother told him to clean his room, she was serious. He added, “It wasn’t scripted…whenever I’m at my grandmother’s she always tells me to clean up after myself, especially when I’m at home, but I’m not at home that often, I really don’t have a room at this point, it’s just kind of traveling all the time.”

What do you think of Justin as an actor?

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Disney star Demi Lovato took to her official Twitter account earlier to give her fans a message about texting while driving.

She tweeted the above photo, along with the message, “FYI – this is how dumb you look when you are texting while driving…. Hahaha #donttextndrive”.

She then added, “P.s. I was NOT driving when I took this! :p”

Be safe everyone!