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Last week’s Dancing With The Stars saw the untimely ousting of Petra Nemcova and Dmitry Chaplin, so it’s really anyone’s guess as to who’s going home after tonight’s Guilty Pleasures night of dancing!

Kirstie Alley and Maksim Chmerkovskiy are up first, doing the Samba to Britney Spears’ song, Hit Me Baby One More Time. They did a good job with the dance and it looked like she was having fun! Len said she fulfilled her potential tonight and she did a great job. Bruno said she made the dance look easy and that her “wiggly bum sent shockwaves through the airwaves.” Carrie Ann said she wants to see Kirstie in the finals. Score: 26

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Saturday Suri caption contest – Ayyyy!

Johnny Depp is jumping back into 21 Jump Street – Seriously OMG WTF

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Mariah Carey’s Easter egg belly (Photo) – Gossip Sucker

Caption Farrah Franklin’s mugshot – Miss Jia

Toni Collette gives birth to a son! – Stupid Celebrities

I didn’t actually know who Sarah Shahi was until she unceremoniously bashed Paris Hilton on Twitter. Now, I’ve got to say, I’m quite the fan!

1-2-3-4, I declare a Twitter war! Mwuahaha!

On April 22nd, while we took a break from writing to celebrate all things Easter, Sarah took to her Twitter to slam the heiress for almost hitting her!

She tweeted, “Paris Hilton- worst driver ever. Almost hit me, then ran a stop sign.what if there was a kid around that corner, you dumb bitch”.

As if that wasn’t enough to garner 800 tons of followers on the social networking service, she said, “Paris Hilton- horrible excuse for a human being”. And if you didn’t love her enough by then, she went on to say, “What an irresponsible person… What a lame existence…I wouldn’t be as pissed if I wasn’t a mom”.

Surprise, there’s more! She added, “One more thing blonde piece of shit- you’re not an elitist just because you have money. You should apologize… To humanity. nowi’mdone.”

We’re waiting on that apology, Paris. The ball’s in your court!

Is Robert Pattinson dissing the franchise that made him a household name?

During his promotional duties for his new movie Water For Elephants, he was asked whether he enjoyed doing publicity for that movie as opposed to the Twilight movies.

He said, “I mean, I guess so, yeah. It’s nice to know, you know sometimes when you’re doing franchise movies it feels like the publicity is more important to the company than making the actual movie.”

Subtle, yes. But a dis? What do you think? Is he trying to bite the hand that feeds? Or is he just merely saying that he likes the values of the Water For Elephants head honchos? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

Selena Gomez might just be getting fed up with Justin Bieber! Apparently, he’s so devoted to video games and gadgets that he’s been ignoring her.

A source said, “Justin is very easily distracted and loves to engross himself in games – even when he’s with Selena.”

Uh oh! Sounds like trouble in paradise to us!

The source added, “Things came to a head recently when Justin missed a call from Selena because he was busy on his X-box on some video game. They are set for a show down chat soon because Selena has had enough.”

I’m sure that Justin probably does love playing some video games, but not at the cost of losing his girlfriend. What do you think???

It looks like Charlie Sheen will be taking applications for a new goddess soon after all!

Last week, it was reported that Charlie’s goddess/girlfriend/porn star Bree Olson decided to leave him. Afterward, it was said that she was only going to Indiana to clear up her DUI case. Now, we’re learning that she has decided to break up with the winning warlock – via text message!

During his tour stop in Ft. Lauderdale, Charlie revealed that he is actually down a goddess and she did it in writing. That’s got to suck!

Still, we’re sure there are 500 tons of chicks waiting to take her place.

Lindsay Lohan appeared in court on Friday over her jewelry theft case. She was given a break when the judge reduced her case from a felony to a misdemeanor, but she wasn’t expecting to be handed a jail sentence over her probation violation.

She was sentenced to four months in jail, along with 400 hours of community service. Now, we’ve heard reports that she’s angry over the consequences.

A friend of Lindsay’s said, “She is angry because she has been working so hard on turning her life around. She didn’t do what they said she did. She didn’t steal that necklace. She is ready to do her time. She wants to go to A.A. and N.A. and to serve her 400 hours. She has already been doing lots of charity work.”

I think she’s more angry that she was caught. What do you think?

Emma Watson opted to attend college at Brown University so that she could have some normalcy, as well as an education. Apparently, the other students there only wanted to bully her!

According to reports, Emma was a good student and wasn’t shy about class participation. When she answered something correctly, her classmates would tease her with Harry Potter quotes.

NY Daily News reports:

According to the source, her classmates “would respond [to her answer] with a quote from ‘Harry Potter.’” The most popular choice was “Three points for Gryffindor!” – a reference to the movie’s dormitory system, and a congratulatory phrase in the films when a student got a correct answer.

But she’s not going to let that get her down. Whether or not she’ll be returning to Brown remains a mystery, but Emma says, “I will still be working towards my degree … it’s just going to take me a semester or two longer than I thought.”

Jessica Simpson has an insane net worth, even though she doesn’t appear bright enough to add two nickels together. Yet, she runs this hugely profitable fashion business — and she loves it!

In a new interview, she said, “I have the best job in the world!”

She’s also pretty hands-on with her fashion line, saying, “I’m in the workroom in Westwood a few times a week from 11 to 7 at night. Nothing goes out without me seeing it or my mom seeing it.”

When speaking about her working relationship with her mother, she said, “We really know so much about each other and share so much. And we keep everything extremely truthful. If I walked in wearing something she didn’t like, she would tell me. And I would tell her! Like, ‘What the hell are you wearing?’”

She recently took some time out of carving her niche of the fashion industry, to plan her wedding to fiancee, Eric Johnson. She added, “This year, I’ve taken time for myself to enjoy being engaged and in love and being a businesswoman instead of an entertainer. It’s really helped the collection!”

Wait, she was an entertainer?!? (Enter sarcasm here.)

The way that pop stars are manufactured these days are blindingly fast, so it wouldn’t really surprise me if American Idol castoff Pia Toscano was celebrating the release of her new album before whoever wins the show gets the ink dry on their record deal.

Pia’s debut album might just get rush released and hit store shelves before the release of the winner’s first album. Executive Producer Ken Warwick said that her album will be put in the fast lane for release ASAP.

He said, “It wouldn’t surprise me. That’s the nature of the business. So, I don’t know exactly what the plans for Pia are now, but I know if I was in the record company’s seat, I would be looking to get her out sooner.”

He also states the obvious, adding, “The big star doesn’t come from the winner. It comes from either the Top 5 or the Top 10, or whatever.”

Are you looking forward to Pia’s debut album?

Russell Brand is currently in the middle of promoting his new movie Arthur (RIP Dudley Moore, who is now turning over in his grave) and he already has his sights set on working with his wife, Katy Perry in a new flick.

Even though she has already said that she doesn’t want to work with him again, after her tiny part in his movie Get Him To The Greek. In case you don’t recall, her scene was left on the cutting room floor. However, the memory of working with Russell wasn’t.

In a new interview, he said, “I’d love to star in a movie with my beautiful wife Katy, of course I would. That would be great. I’m up for it.”

Let’s see…what movies could they possibly trash together? There are so many that a lot of great actors and actresses would cringe at the thought of these two twits covering. But I digress.

Russell also revealed the kind of movies he wants to do in the future. He added, “I might make a film about my life. I’d also like to gain weight, shave my head and play Winston Churchill.”

Ugh, I just can’t.