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According to reports from yesterday, Michael Lohan had signed up to become a member of a paid dating website, called Whatsyourprice.com. He was said to be selling a first date experience to benefit some recovery centers for the price of $10,000. Doesn’t sound too far-fetched, does it?

CelebDirtyLaundry has the scoop:

For the sum of $10,000, you can date Michael for one night and he promises not to blab to the media about it. Yes, $10,000 in the minimum first date offer, for real. If he has to fly to you, he wants to go first class on your dime. As far as hotel arrangements are concerned, the Father Of The Year wants four star accommodations or better.

Curious about what a first date with Michael means? He said, “Let me ask you. What happens on a dinner date? I don’t kiss and tell.”

Now, Mike is denying the reports. He took to his official Twitter account to say, “Tired of waking up to the rumors..NO… I M NOT. Dating for dollars. I have a one woman heart. And one is MORE than enough to handle.”

Sure he’s not….and I’m the Queen of England.

Demi Lovato recently opened up for her 20/20 interview which is set to air on Friday. She talked of binging and purging, as well as her continued cutting. Little tidbits from the interview have been trickling out and this time we’ve got her talking about leaving the Jonas Brothers tour, along with punching Alex Welch.

Oceanup Reports:

On Jonas Brothers’ Camp Rock Tour issues: ‘I was performing concerts on an empty stomach. I was losing my voice from purging. I was self-medicating. I was not taking medication for depression, and I literally was so emotionally whacked out that I took it out on someone that meant a lot to me.’

On punching Alex Welch in the face: ‘I take 100 percent, full responsibility. I feel horrible. [She] was my friend.’ Demi on rehab treatment: ‘For the first time in my life, I started to feel.. A picture of my little sister, on my little bulletin board, was one of the main things that kept me going. I just kept thinking, ‘OK, set this example for your little sister. The real reason why I’m sitting down with you,” she said, “is to open up the eyes of so many young girls, that it doesn’t have to be this way.’

I’m glad that she is now in a position to come out of this with flying colors in addition to helping many young girls. Good for her.

Breaking Dawn actor Robert Pattinson appears on today’s episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show and what did they talk about??? Underwear, of course!

Rob was filming a scene for Water For Elephants and was down to his last pair of underwear, which happened to be the pair that Ellen gave him.

He said, “I only had one pair left and they were ‘those ones’. We were doing this big fight scene and for some reason I think the shape of my body, my back is too long or something. So my a** is constantly hanging out!”

He went on to reveal, “Every single shot we were doing this big fight and every shot has these Ellen underpants. It came to a point where producers are calling up my agent going, ‘I don’t know what he is up to, but I don’t like it!’”

Too funny!

On Monday night, Courteney Cox appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live, telling the talk show host that last summer, she thought she’d discovered that her husband, David Arquette was gay.

She was checking through his iTunes purchases last year to see what kind of music David was buying. Then, she came across a subscription to Grinder, a gay website.

She said, “There were a lot of books…and there were some songs, and then it said, ‘Grinder – to find your same sex in your neighborhood.’ I was like, ‘Wow, what if you actually don’t know the person you’ve been with for that long? I wonder if David’s buying Grinder.’”

She went on to reveal, “It’s a gay website that you get to punch something in and see where another guy in your neighborhood is. So I called up my assistant, who happens to be gay…and I said, ‘Did you happen to buy anything on our iTunes thing’. He said, ‘No’, and now I’m kinda shaking. I’m like, ‘This is gonna be a weird call to David.’”

She added, “I said, ‘Come on buddy, it’s alright. I wouldn’t get mad. Tell me about one thing – you bought Grinder’. He said, ‘Oh yeah, that was a free app…’”

In a new interview, actress Halle Berry opens up about her custody battle with ex-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry.

Reportedly, she rejected a film and a play in New York due to the custody fight, and even said bashed Gabriel for his “lack of cooperation”. Now, she wants everyone to know that it’s not as bad as it sounds.

She said, “Our issues were never about fighting for her. We both know a child needs both her parents. But what I want to say about it is sometimes, as a couple, you reach an impasse.”

She went on to reveal, “We need a court and a judge to help us work out some of the delicate issues. I’m so happy we’ve arrived at that place, because, for her sake, this is the best way. We both love her more than life.”

It’s good to see them finally working things out like adults!

Charlie Sheen left his losing custody battle in Los Angeles at the last minute to make a flight to D.C. for his show Tuesday night. The above photo was tweeted by the actor, saying, “in car with Police escort in front and rear! driving like someone’s about to deliver a baby! Cop car lights #Spinning!”

Yep, apparently Charlie was losing twice in the same day. TMZ reports:

Charlie Sheen’s got another bomb on his hand — our spies in D.C. tell us people poured out of his show early tonight.

Perhaps he should just write an apology letter and beg for his job back? Oh, wait.

We’re trying to stay positive that maybe this week Kendra Wilkinson will get the boot from Dancing With The Stars, so please internet, don’t let me down!

The judges wanted to see Romeo and Chelsie Hightower do their Foxtrot again. It was still great, we’re sure they’re not going anywhere.

SAFE:

Hines Ward & Kym Johnson
Chelsie Hightower & Mark Ballas
Ralph Macchio & Karina Smirnoff
Kendra Wilkinson & Louis Van Amstel
Kirstie Alley & Maksim Chmerkovskiy
Chris Jericho & Cheryl Burke

So who’s going home on tonight’s show???? PETRA NEMCOVA & DMITRY CHAPLIN!

WATCH CDL TV HERE

First look photo: Bella Swan’s Breaking Dawn wedding ring! – Celeb Dirty Laundry

OneRepublic surprises fans with impromptu acoustic show – Swanky Celebs

Mariah Carey’s lavish baby nursery! – Fit Fab Celeb

UNF: Mathias Bergh for G2000 Summer 2011 – Oh La La Mag

15 Photos of Kate Middleton’s evolving style – Girls Talkin’ Smack

Kate Hudson predicts she’s having a girl – Daily Stab

Lindsay Lohan delays necklace trial? – Snarkerati

Blink 182 postpones European tour – Have U Heard

Owen Wilson holding his baby boy! – All Kids Are Celebs

Last week, it was rumored that American Idol castoff Pia Toscano would be a contestant on an upcoming season of Dancing With The Stars, but now we’ve learned that she will be performing instead!

This season, next week, in fact, Pia will show off her singing talents on the dancing competition. TMZ has more:

It’s been in the works for a while — and an hour ago, the deal was sealed.

Pia’s performance signifies a borderline incestuous cross-pollination between the two biggest shows on TV … “American Idol” and “Dancing.”

And if that’s not enough — Pia will be back on “Idol” tomorrow for a special cast-off reunion.

Are you happy to hear Pia singing again???

Further rushing forth our efforts to make a Maksim Chmerkovskiy Playgirl photo shoot happen, Dancing With The Stars contestant Chelsea Kane tweeted the above photo of the pro dancer, shirtless.

She tweeted, “God bless America! @ CBS Television City” along with the picture of Maks showing off his look for America night on DWTS.

In response, he re-tweeted the photo, adding, “That was privately for you, Kane! LOL”.

Does this mean that Chelsea and Maks are an item? Will we get a Playgirl shoot after all? These questions and more will be answered in the next episode! (Of what, we don’t know…) Hey Maks, can we get an answer???

On week four of Dancing With The Stars, reality star Kendra Wilkinson scored the lowest score of the night with an 18 points, but was safe. The viewers opted to give the boot to Sugar Ray Leonard, leaving Kendra to dance another day.

Last night, Kendra scored the lowest again, with 22 points, but was tied with Petra Nemcova and Ralph Macchio.

Kendra said that she was miffed when Carrie Ann Inaba judged her obvious “lack of elegance”, yet she failed to show us any twice in a row.

Even before that, she was still whiney about leaving the show after her crappy week four scores. It’s such a shame that this is more of a popularity contest than an actual dancing competition.

Should Kendra finally get the boot? We think so, primarily because her whining is getting on our nerves. She’s the worst dancer, it’s TIME PEOPLE! Stand up for something! Please? Seriously, we’re begging here.

PS. Note to ABC, WTF happened to Castle last night??? You are dead to me.