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Disney teen queen Miley Cyrus recently said that she only wanted to take her Gypsy Heart Tour to places where she felt the love. Coincidentally, the U.S. wasn’t on that list. Instead, she decided to bring her tour to South America and Australia.

Now, American fans have been asking the singer why she planned on not coming to the States. She took to her official Twitter account to give us the reasoning behind her decision.

She tweeted, “it’s not 1love from the fans I feel im missing. I don’t wanna deal with US media. My tour is about LOVE. I’d love the US to see it!”

Afterward, she tweeted, “Does anyone not remember the fact that I sing a song called PARTY IN THE USA for gods sake! No! I do not hate America! Haha.”

Hopefully, for her fans’ sakes, she’ll bring her tour her. I’m sure many still want to see her perform. Am I right?

Charlie Sheen’s ex-wife Brooke Mueller has checked herself back into rehab after refusing to take a drug test as ordered by their custody agreement. Charlie said that if Brooke checked herself into rehab, he may not go after custody of their children, Max and Bob.

TMZ reports:

Sources say Brooke disappeared for a time this week during her binging. TMZ obtained surveillance video of Brooke attempting to get money for jewelry at an Inglewood pawn shop.

It appears that she is trying to head him off at the pass with this move. Obviously she doesn’t want to lose custody of her children, so it’s possible that she was trying to show a court that she’s getting the help she needs.

Stay tuned as more details are made available.

According to reports, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart plan to split up after Breaking Dawn leaves theaters.

A snitch close to the couple said that they will part once the second film hits theaters next year, their relationship is a goner.

A source said, “The truth is Robert and Kristen are very different people and want different things. They do not want to be tied down but at the same time they do not want to have to film or promote the last two Twilight movies with the subject of their private life high on the agenda.”

The spy added, “They plan to split quietly as the franchise comes to an end which will also please the producers.”

Do you believe the hype??

Kim Kardashian has revealed that she started getting bikini waxes at the young age of only twelve.

She said, “Literally, at twelve years old, I had a bikini wax. I had an appointment once a month on a specific day, like every Friday we’d go and get the inside of our brows waxed and a bikini wax.”

Now, she says she uses laser hair removal treatments to deal with unwanted hair. She said, “I used to have my own wax kit at home and i used to just wax all the time. If you look at pictures of me from even three years ago I had like two inches of baby hairs on my forehead, but they weren’t thick enough to slick back, so they were permanently down and I would wax them all the time and now I lasered them and now they don’t come back.”

She added, “And then when my hair was up in a ponytail I used to have hair on my neck and I had it lasered off. I’m like, obsessed with hair removal.”

True Blood star Evan Rachel Wood might just be bisexual. Given that she’s dated Marilyn Manson, this really doesn’t come as much of a surprise to me.

She said that she has already dated both men and woman and now that she’s looking for a new relationship, it doesn’t matter if it’s with a man or a woman.

In a new interview, she said, “I’m up for anything. Meet a nice guy, meet a nice girl. I was always into very androgynous things. Guys, girls…I’m into androgyny in general.”

She added, “I’m more of like the guy when it comes to girls. I’m the dominant one. I’m opening the doors, I’m buying dinner. Yeah I’m romantic.”

It looks like Jersey Shore star Snooki no longer deserves the label “fat midget troll” by our loving staff here at Earsucker. So, we now dub her “midget troll”!

Congratulations are in order. For this dedication ceremony, we bestow upon the Snookster a lifetime of gym, tanning and laundry. Not the services themselves, just the right to do so without the threat of getting fatter, lighter or dirtier.

You are welcome, Snooki, now please use this title wisely, so many are counting on you.

Here’s more pictures of the queen of the trolls looking *smaller*.

Nicolas Cage has been arrested!

The actor is in New Orleans when he was charged with domestic abuse – batter and disturbing the peace at 6:33 in the morning.

Reportedly, the actor is still being held by the police, but we’ve heard no confirmation of that as of yet. Details surrounding his arrest are sparse.

Until more details are made available, you can check out his mugshot photo right here:

Stay tuned!!

Update: TMZ reports that Nic was so drunk in New Orleans that he actually dared police to arrest him. Check out the details:

Sources familiar with the situation tell TMZ … Nic was “very drunk” on the streets of N.O. when a cab driver saw him loudly arguing with his wife Alice.

We’re told the cabbie called the police and said in addition to the screaming and yelling … he saw Nic push her.

We’re told the police came and told Nic and his wife to just go home. That’s when Nic allegedly told cops, “Why don’t you just arrest me?” The cops then reiterated that he and his wife should just go home. Cage then repeated his dare to cops.

At that point, police took Nic into custody and charged him with …domestic abuse and disturbing the peace.

Edward Cullen is no more! As of now, Robert Pattinson and the rest of the Breaking Dawn cast are hanging up their sparkles and are saying goodbye to the Twilight franchise. Reportedly, they have completed filming on the last movie!

He said, “It does feel like a breakup. I do love the guy – and I’m going to miss him. I prefer to think of ending this franchise like leaving school. It’s the last day of high school.”

There are bonuses to walking away from Edward, however. He revealed, “I’ll be very glad not to put those contacts in anymore or have to put on the sparkling makeup.”

He went on to relish the memories, saying, “It’s been amazing to play the same character through so many adventures. And it’s so strange because my life has changed so much over these years, but Twilight and Edward Cullen will always be a part of me. It’s been my whole life. My whole 20s. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.”

As far as any secrets, you can count on him not spilling the beans. He added, “I haven’t really seen any of the footage, so I’m not sure how any of it turned out. All I can tell you is, it felt right. It was from the heart. I’m as curious as any Twilight fan.”

And there you have it!

Twilight actor Taylor Lautner revealed that the worst thing about being famous is the obvious lack of privacy.

In a recent interview, he said, “There’s tons of good things and bad things. Obviously, the lack of privacy is bad. It’s not normal to go out and have dozens of cars with photographers waiting outside while you get your coffee. But, like I said, there’s many good things too and I’m willing to put up with the inconveniences.”

He went on to reveal, “I might not go shopping or to the movies, but I have my favorite places, like certain restaurants that are not very famous. There are times when I don’t care and I go bowling. It might get a little complicated at times, but I still have fun, even if I go back home thinking I shouldn’t have gone out and I don’t go out for a while.”

On the subject of his family, he said that they basically keep him well grounded. He added, “The answer is in the family members and friends that I’ve known for a while. This is our job, we live in the business world, but then we go back to normal. We can be famous, but in the end, our lives are as normal as anyone else’s. We stay at home and we don’t live the exciting lives people think. Keeping a balance in our lives is important, and I can’t lose that.”

We are skeptical that Kris Humphries doesn’t actually fear Kim Kardashian’s ginormous butt, but she says it’s just the opposite!

According to the reality star, that’s his favorite part of her body. We’re still skeptical! She said, “He likes my lips. And obviously my butt!”

She is said to be in the middle of planning out all of their wedding details and said that she “hasn’t picked out a wedding dress yet” and denies engagement reports.

So there’s still time for this poor guy to run for the hills while he still can. Do it, Kris. RUN!

Brooke Mueller was scheduled for a mandatory drug test yesterday at 6PM PST, but she refused to undergo it. Reportedly, she had recently asked friends for clean urine samples. Now, we’re hearing reports that her ex, Charlie sheen, is set to go into court Tuesday to seek custody of their twins, Max and Bob.

RadarOnline reports:

The test was scheduled after RadarOnline reports about Mueller calling friends to ask them to provide drug-free urine. And Friday, a cocaine street dealer in crime-ridden Inglewood, Calif., told us he’d sold an “8-ball” of drugs to Mueller.

An anonymous snitch said, “Charlie will be going to court on Tuesday to address Brooke’s refusal to take the test. He may ask the court for the temporary custody of the boys if Mueller agrees to enter rehab. Charlie is concerned for Brooke, but his first priority is the boys and their safety.”

Who do you think should be awarded custody in this situation?