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Casey Anthony is accused of murdering her two-year-old daughter, Caylee, but she won’t be taking the stand to testify in her own defense. The defense rested today after presenting evidence to the jury for the past two weeks.

Some in the gallery had hoped that she would take the stand, but she invoked her right to remain silent. Judge Belvin Perry asked her, “Is it your decision not to testify?”

She responded, “Yes sir.”

He then asked, “And have you had ample time to discuss this with your attorney?” To which she responded, “Yes sir.”

The prosecution will now present their rebuttals, which should only run for another day. Afterward, that will be followed by closing arguments and jury deliberations could start this weekend.

Stay tuned as more information about the case is revealed. Are you surprised that Casey isn’t taking the stand to defend herself against the charge of murder? Do you believe that she didn’t kill her daughter? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

According to reports, Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton is on the verge of being anorexic!

We are borderline on believing this, but we would mostly attribute her recent overly thin frame to the fact that she was probably super nervous about marrying Prince William. But, sources are saying that she is on a “dangerous diet” and a “gruelling” fitness routine.

A source said, “She won’t listen to anyone. Kate is having boiled eggs for breakfast, blueberries for lunch and then just soup for dinner. Often she works out for two hours a day, sometimes more.”

The snitch went on to reveal, “William doesn’t know what to do. His mother, Diana, suffered from bulimia, so he’s trying to be supportive of Kate. He doesn’t want to stress her out or upset her by saying she looks too thin, so he tells her she’s beautiful and how proud he is of her.”

We would give the Royal couple the following advice: Put down the Star magazine and stop listening to gossip.

Instead of going the way of the many pop stars before her and use her sexuality to sell her albums, Disney star Selena Gomez says that’s not the way for her. She even admits to feeling awkward in a bikini!

Her new album, When The Sun Goes Down, has already hit shelves, but don’t look to Selena to sex it up for album sales. In a recent interview with Time, she said, “Of course I’m becoming a woman, and I want to explore that side of myself but at the same time, I have to be true to those people that have been with me.”

She revealed, “I still get awkward if I’m in a bikini so I don’t think I’ll be doing anything too drastic anytime soon.”

Daily Fill reports:

Gomez also says that, while young male stars don’t have to endure that same pressure, she wouldn’t have it any other way, as she explained, “I have it better. Sometimes fans for male pop stars or actors can be a little crazy. I was that way with Jesse McCartney, and N’Sync. But I could probably have lunch with every single one of my fans. I like that I don’t seem unapproachable and that they’re not trying to get with me.”

Do you want to have lunch with Selena??? Are you going to buy her new album?

Reality star Kim Kardashian says that she wants to lose some weight before she walks down the aisle to marry basketball player, Kris Humphries.

She is rumored to be tying the knot with Kris in early August, so she wants to look her best for her big day. It’s crunch time with the wedding so close, so she has enlisted the help of celebrity trainer Tracy Anderson.

Kim is obviously under the delusion that she’s a size two or four, but she wants to drop some of the booty weight. We have to wonder, if she loses the butt, will she still be relevant? It is her money maker, after all.

A source said, “She wants to drop two sizes. Kim would love to lose fifteen pounds, but she’ll be happy with ten.”

Tracy commented, “Sometimes, when you fall in love, you take a little time off from things that are part of your regular routine. So she’s going to have to get serious for her wedding.”

Tracy doesn’t seem to know that Kim is only in love with two things: money and herself….So there’s that.

The host of To Catch A Predator, Chris Hansen has just caught the attention of the National Enquirer. After they crawled up John Edwards’ butt to reveal the fact that he had an illegitimate child, they’ve set their sights on Chris.

Chris has become known for pulling off sting operations to catch those who prey on younger girls on the internet. He leads off by telling the guys to “have a seat right there”. Now, it looks like he’s the one who has been caught with his pants down.

Reportedly, the tabloid caught Chris cheating on his wife with Kristyn Caddell, a Florida NBC news reporter, who is twenty years younger than he. The funny part? They caught it all on a hidden camera.

Chris is married with two kids!

The tabloid claims they have footage of Chris out with Kristyn having dinner at the Ritz Carlton in Florida. After that, they returned to her apartment in Palm Beach. Reportedly, he’s been in Florida investigating the disappearance of James Trindade.

If you’ve ever gotten confused listening to rapper Snoop Dogg speak or rap, then he’s got the perfect solution for you!

Snoop has made a career out of teaching people how to spell his name — and now the rapper wants to create his own dictionary! A Doggtionary, if you will.

He says that the dictionary would give definitions to the words and phrases that he uses in his everyday speech. When asked if he would release his own book of definitions and phrases, he said, “Oh that’s dope. I like that. A Doggtionary, where I break down my words, give you a definition and put it in a sentence with a noun, an adverb and an adjective. You might have one there.”

For free, he decided to enlighten us with some of his terminology. He said, “A ‘G’ is a gangster at all times and he takes what he wants. He doesn’t give a f**k, that’s just how it is and he’s more feared than respected. A ‘hustla’ is one who’s doing to get money by any means necessary.”

He went on to reveal that his phrase, “fo shizzle”, means “definite.”

He added, “To me, it just means ‘for sure’ or a ‘definite’. Is everything cool? Fo shizzle. You feeling good today? Fo shizzle.”

Would you buy a Doggtionary? What’s the Dogg word for “maybe”, if it’s priced right?

Teen singer Justin Bieber was involved in a tiff with the doorman at the BET Awards when the guy wouldn’t allow one of the Biebz’ bodyguards entrance into the awards show.

Apparently, one of Justin’s bodyguards didn’t have a ticket, so he was refused at the door. The bodyguard got into an argument with the bouncer before Justin had a conniption fit. He yelled, “I need my security with me!”

Then, Justin said, “This guy’s a douchebag.”

A BET spokesperson said, “It is our standard policy to make sure everyone has their tickets or credential upon arrival. Justin had the proper credentials.”

But did he have the street cred to be at the BET Awards? My guess is no.

Still, we’re sure that the Biebz threw a big enough fit that his entire entourage was allowed to go in. Cuz that’s how he rolls.

Just two days ago, Shia LaBeouf talked to Details magazine about how he hooked up with his Transformers co-star, Megan Fox. That sent the gossip world into a flutter, with people drawing the obvious conclusion that she cheated on her boyfriend, Brian Austin Green (DAVID SILVER, PEOPLE!)

Still, now that the dust is settling, a “source” has come out to say that while Megan did give it up to Shia, she wasn’t with Brian at the time. In layman’s terms, it’s called damage control.

A source said, “It was when Megan and Brian broke up. They had a ten-month break before getting back together.”

The snitch went on to reveal, “They bonded while filming. Believe me, that was an unhappy set. I think they were drawn together because it was so ugly working on that film.”

After Megan and Brian called off their engagement, they got back together and got married on June 24, 2010. I guess she just wanted to sow her wild oats? Besides that, wasn’t Megan a total nobody before she did Transformers?

Jonathan Rhys Meyers was hospitalized on Tuesday night in London after reportedly trying to take his own life. He was said to have been overdosing on pills, but was taken to the hospital by paramedics.

He was found in his mansion slumped on the floor, but was refusing treatment for a half hour before the police arrived and convinced him to go to the hospital.

Authorities have not confirmed that Jonathan was attempting suicide, but would say that officers were sent to his home. He has since been released from the hospital on Wednesday.

Stay strong, Jonathan, and get the help you need before it’s too late!

Note: If you or someone you know is thinking about taking your own life, please call someone. There is help out there.

File this one under: That didn’t take long!

Just a week ago, Lindsay Lohan was telling reporters that alcohol had no place in her life or home, but last night, she was already out hitting the clubs. Perhaps she was merely telling people what they wanted to hear, because these Lohans don’t really have a good relationship with the truth.

Just yesterday, she was given her freedom from house arrest and was saying that she was afraid to go out. That must’ve worn off rather quickly because she went out last night to the Lexington Social House, where she was swarmed by mass quantities of paparazzi.

TMZ has all of the goodies:

As she walked out with friends including “Into the Wild” star Emile Hirsch and “Nikita’s” Lyndsy Fonseca, the flashes went wild — causing Lindsay to block her face and nearly fall over on the curb as one photog shouted “She’s drunk!”

So, we’ve gotta ask… Was she stumbling because she can’t walk with the paparazzi flashing their cameras at her? Or was she drunk on the same night she was turned loose? What do you think?

Nathan Lee Parada attempted to break into Paris Hilton’s mansion last summer and has been sentenced to two years in prison as a result.

Paris was with her then-boyfriend, Cy Waits, at the time. When the intruder approached her home with a knife, Cy seized the opportunity to take him down and hold him at gunpoint until authorities arrived.

Earlier today, he was found guilty of first degree burglary and was given a two year prison sentence.

Yes, we live in a world where people can get caught with cocaine and steal jewelry and not have to do any real time in the pokey. Yet, this guy gets two years for attempted burglary. I’m not saying he’s right, but the legal system is basically organized so that if you have a metric ton of money, then you automatically get a “get out of jail free” card.

The legal system worked for Paris, Lindsay and Paris’ pal, Brandon Davis, but not Nathan Lee Parada? Granted, theirs were victimless crimes, but still, according to the law, it is still illegal to do drugs. And this guy is crazy, so we can’t fail to mention that.