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Us Weekly’s new cover shows Jennifer Aniston and how she pulled an “Angelina” by stealing her man!

Since Angelina Jolie stole Brad Pitt away from Jennifer and decided to grow a rainbow nation of children, it appears that Jennifer didn’t take anything away from that whole experience. That’s what Us Weekly wants you to believe anyways.

They claim that Jennifer stole her new man, Justin Theroux, away from his live-in girlfriend, Heidi Bivens. A source said, “Jen went after him. Jen wanted Justin and it didn’t matter that he was already with someone.”

Of course, they filmed Wanderlust together, but that doesn’t mean that Jen was pursuing anything with him at the time. He and Heidi’s relationship went south in March, causing her to move out of their formerly shared residence. In May, Jen and Justin seemed to hit it off. I’d hardly call that man stealing….but I digress.

The inside snitch says that Heidi didn’t know that Jen was teh catalyst in her relationship ending, “until now”.

The Heidi source added, “It sucks when your ex dates the most famous woman in the world so soon after a breakup.”

Indeed! Do you think Jennifer pulled an Angelina? Or are the tabloids just digging at this point?

Could Casey Anthony be getting away with murder? That’s the question that People magazine wants to know.

For the second time this month, the “Murder Mom” trial covers People magazine. This time, they’re asking the question that is on everyone’s mind as the details of this senseless tragedy are recounted… Will Casey Anthony be convicted?

The testimony given, states that there were searches for “chloroform”and “neck breaking” on her computer inside her residence. In addition, she was partying at the bar when her daughter went missing. She didn’t report her daughter missing for an entire month. There was an awful death stench coming from the trunk of Casey’s car.

So it’s obvious that the evidence is mounting against her, but will it be enough to convict her?

A former criminal defense attorney and current law professor, Karin Moore, said, “This is definitely not a slam-dunk case. The state doesn’t have an eyewitness. They don’t have a confession, so most of the evidence is circumstantial.”

A source for the prosecution said that even though there is “no one smoking gun”, the evidence is “solid”. The source said, “People hear ‘circumstantial’ and think that means it’s a weak case. But what it means is that we bult a case using a lot of evidence.”

Casey’s parents, George and Cindy Anthony, aren’t sure what to believe at this point, but they just want the truth. A family friend said, “Honestly, I think they’re all over the place with that. What they want, and what they’ve always wanted, is to know what happened.”

According to Life & Style magazine, the new star of The Bachelorette, Ashley Hebert was tortured for her looks!

When she was on The Bachelor, she was turning to food to cope with the stress and her feelings for Brad Womack. As a result of comfort eating, she noticed that she packed on ten pounds. Now, she reveals how she decided to change her diet and exercise, just in time for her upcoming wedding!

She said, “I don’t drink as much, and I don’t eat as many desserts as last time. Now it’s fruits, vegetables, salads and chicken – staying healthy.”

She also revealed that she got into more physically demanding exercises so that she could drop the extra weight. She revealed, “I teach dance classes – jazz and hip-hop – so I get a good mix of exercise types.”

When she wasn’t teaching dance, she was also into a “bodypump” class to burn extra calories. She added, “It’s a new, enlightened me. I’m happy. I’m in such a great place right now!”

On the magazine’s cover, it says, “After being called ‘ugly’ and ‘flat’, Ashley opens up about her insecurities and how her fiance made her feel sexy again.”

Also in this issue, Kim Kardashian’s super expensive wedding registry. Duh, she obviously likes spending other people’s money. Jennifer Aniston also makes an appearance in this issue to tell the world that she’s not a homewrecker. In addition, they’re going inside Lindsay Lohan’s house arrest (where she likes to make money by sitting at home).

Kim Kardashian and her fiancee Kris Humphries have already unleashed an unthinkable wedding registry upon the world. With $6,000 vases and extensive amounts of expensive plates, silverware sets and ashtrays, so it really doesn’t matter that the world hates her because there are a lot of people suffering. We’re in a recession, people! And this reality “star” (used very loosely, I assure you) is spending money like it’s water.

WTF, Kim?!?

Now, to make matters even worse, she’s reportedly planning her ten million dollar wedding! Ugh, I just can’t. Ten million dollars, really?

She has already reportedly commented that she wanted a wedding that would rival Prince William and Kate Middleton’s, so I guess that would do it. Still, though, with so many people in the world going hungry and she’s just spending and spending. It’s a total classless move. Ten million would be utterly extravagant, even for her.

Also in this issue of OK! magazine, Pippa Middleton gives the truth about her love life. Which is, pretty much that she’s still dating Alex Loudon. Not really anything new there, unless they’re going to drop the bombshell that she’s really hooking up with Prince Harry. So, you can get that information here for free.

They’re also tackling the rumors surrounding Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez’s pregnancy (which apparently never happened). Another story that you can read on Earsucker for free. Thanks internets!

Lastly, they’re talking about Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux getting engaged. He’s not good enough for her (in our humble opinions), so we didn’t even devote a story to him (or that hideous beard).

What do you think of Kim’s ten million dollar wedding? Is she worth that much?

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Even though the details of their split are still being hammered out, former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is paying out some big bucks to his soon-to-be ex-wife, Maria Shriver.

Neither party has officially filed for divorce, but reportedly, a filing is soon to come. A source claims that Arnold has been paying Maria a “significant amount of child support.” The source revealed, “Arnold is also paying for his sons, Patrick and Christopher’s private school bills.”

The source continued, “Even though Maria is a Kennedy, and has inherited a great deal of money from her parent’s estate since their deaths, she is taking the child support. Under California law she is entitled to the child support, once either one of them files for divorce. Maria and Arnold’s lawyers have been working on a divorce settlement but in the meantime Arnold is willingly paying the money to Maria.”

I hope that they can work things out amicably for the sake of their children together. In a nutshell, it all boils down to him being a sleaze and her being blind to what he was doing.

Lindsay Lohan is still being confined to her home for house arrest, but a girl has to pay her bills, right?

She’s already been photographed throwing a party on the rooftop of her Venice pad, but Lindsay still has a few tricks up her sleeve to come out of all of this smelling like a rose. If roses smell like money, of course.

Earlier this month, the rehabbed actress shot a commercial at her house. She did an advertisement for Beezid.com and was initially offered $25,000 for the spot. Reportedly, she turned down that offer and reached an agreement for an undisclosed sum of money.

Lindsay must think she’s hot stuff to try and jack up the prices on her appearances now that she’s under house arrest. Twenty-five grand is a lot of money for someone who can’t leave their house to make any other kind of money. But still, Lindsay thinks she’s a hot commodity and people are willing to shell out the dough for her.

Besides, beezid.com would have just been another countless domain name out there, but now that Lindsay has attached her name to it, we now know that it’s a penny auction site.

You’re welcome for that little tidbit of useless information.

In March, Disney star Miley Cyrus took on the role of Justin Bieber for Saturday Night Live. She commented on her salvia usage, saying that it’s perfectly legal. Now, in a new interview, the singer says that being Justin was easy!

She talked about how she reads her lines for her parts the day of filming so that she doesn’t overthink it. She commented that when she’s doing a show, they’ll completely change the lines and then she had to learn them within five minutes.

As far as SNL is concerned, she said, “I had so much fun doing that. Justin Bieber was so much fun. When I was rehearsing, I was like, ‘I’m kinda nervous’, because I didn’t think I was good at it. And then I got the wig on and I put the clothes on, I was like, ‘Being Justin Bieber is easy!’”

Check out the video, below:

What did you think of her skit on SNL? Do you think she nailed it? Do you want to see Miley doing more comedy shows? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans is keeping out of trouble – and out of harm’s way, thanks to her bodyguard.

Apparently, some crazy stalker tried to attack Jenelle recently, while she was pumping gas!

Last week, she was pumping gas in her car when a girl with red hair climbed through her passenger door and threatened to punch the reality star. According to reports, she threatened to “knock” Jenelle out. During the threat, she called Jenelle a “teen mom slut”.

Instead of taking the bait, Jenelle let it slide and let her bodyguard handle it. In a new interview, she said, “Trust me, I’m being perfectly good. But when you try to punch me by jumping through my passenger side window at the f**king gas station, I’m NOT going to fight you. I’m going to let my bodyguard handle my work for me.”

Prior to that incident, the same girl allegedly broke off Jenelle’s side mirror on her car. In addition to that, the stalker also followed Jenelle to the Olive Garden. She then proceeded to corner Jenelle’s car in the parking lot, but Jenelle exited in another direction.

So far, she has not pressed charges against the stalker.

Jennifer Lopez only signed a one year contract to be a judge on American Idol, so will she be back next season?!??

She received a whopping twelve million to judge the show last season, but will upping the ante keep her on television? She’s just going to keep us guessing!

In an interview with U.K. talk show host Alan Carr, she didn’t give fans any clues as to whether or not she would be returning to the judge’s table on the singing competition. Alan said, “You’ve only signed up for one season, but apparently they’ve offered you twenty million to go back.”

Jennifer said, “They did? Well, I better get on the phone then. That sounds pretty good!”

Indeed it does! Could you imagine what you could do with that kind of money?!?? I have to wonder how much they’re offering Steven Tyler then. Don’t you?

She revealed, “I have not decided whether I’m going back yet. It’s not time [to decide] and I have a lot of things happening. And I really got to decide whether I’m going to do a film or if I’m gonna go on tour or if I’m going back to TV. I really don’t know yet.”

What do you think Jennifer should do? Did you like her judging the competitors on the show? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

The Bachelorette star Ashley Hebert made last night’s episode of the reality show all about honesty. But, there is a hitch. She can’t seem to move forward in any positive direction with the remaining men until she has some closure on the Bentley Williams issue.

He left her high and dry, telling her that he wanted to go back home because he missed his daughter, Cozy. In reality, in his confessionals, he said that he really wasn’t into Ashley. He went as far as saying that he was going to make her cry and that he wished the new Bachelorette was actually Emily Maynard.

Obviously, Ashley didn’t get to see his dirtbag footage, so she feels that there was something there and wants to get it resolved before moving on.

At the end of last night’s episode, Ashley tells Chris that she wants some closure with Bentley and he said that he would see what he could do. They show a preview of next week’s episode, with Chris telling Ashley that Bentley is in Hong Kong, staying at the same hotel she is.

Obviously the other guys are miffed. But, we’ve heard reports that Bentley won’t be sticking around for too long. So, let’s just hope that she sees through him and picks a guy that’s actually there for the right reasons.

Do you think Bentley will be the next Bachelor? Or will Emily Maynard be the next Bachelorette? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!