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Sharon Osbourne says that she’s taking a break from The Talk, in order to spend more time with her famous rocker husband, Ozzy.

Sharon says that she’s not leaving the show for good, but she needs some quality time with Ozzy when he gets off of his tour.

She said, “I’ve kept it no secret that I really miss my husband. He’ll have been on tour for 18 months by the time it’s over. I’ve spent a lot of time away from him. He gets a break at the end of September and so I’ve asked for a little break so I can be with him.”

She continued, “I don’t want to give it up. It’s a great, great show. We’ve all worked really hard over the last year. I’m not going to walk away from that. I just need some real good quality time to be with my hubby.”

One reason for her return would be the close bond that she shares with the other hosts, Julie Chen, Sara Gilbert, Holly Robinson Peete and Leah Remini. She added, “I’m very close to the women on the show. I didn’t think that I would be….none of us knew each other going into it. We just didn’t know each other socially.”

Will you miss her when the show comes back? Are you a Sharon Osbourne fan? How about a fan of the show?

Now there’s a first time for everything, isn’t there?

Rehabbed actress Lindsay Lohan says that she wants to get a movie role where she can actually keep her clothes on. We’re under the impression that she should be happy to get any role at all, let alone one where she’s nude.

Since trying to rebuild her career, she’s been receiving a ton of “sleazy” movie roles and she’s frustrated. A source said, “Lindsay has been offered a lot of movie roles but not many of the kind she really wants.”

The source added, “Almost all of them have been B-movie roles which require some element of nudity. Lindsay wants to prove herself as a serious actress. She’s desperate for a role that puts her back on the map in Hollywood but she wants to expose her acting talent – nothing else – if possible.”

No one is taking this twit seriously because she hasn’t grown up yet. She’s still acting like a self-entitled twit who deserves to have everything on a silver platter. She needs to earn those roles that she wants, instead of constantly whining about why she deserves them.

On this episode of the Whiney Rich Heiress™, apparently some reporter asked Paris Hilton something that wasn’t scripted. So, she stormed off of the interview and marched right over to her publicist for an answer to the reporter’s *tough* question. After receiving an answer that didn’t make sense, Paris deemed it was better than what she would’ve said, which is likely, “But — I’m Paris Hilton!”

Paris agreed to give the interview and the questions were supposed to be surrounding her recent stalker. But the interviewer gave us the best minute of reality television ever when he asked Paris about relevence and then compared her to Kim Kardashian.

Dan Harris asked, “Do you worry sometimes that people that have followed in your footsteps like Kim Kardashian are overshadowing you?”

She replied, “No, not at all.”

Then, he asked the deal breaker, “Do you worry about your moment having passed?”

She got up out of her chair and headed straight for her publicist, because these aren’t the usual puff-interview questions that she was expecting. A source said that the question set her off because a few minutes before that they were discussing how successful her empire is. The source said, “It’s ridiculous that he went on and on about her making a billion dollars, and then asking if she’s relevant. She is upset. She felt ambushed.”

Oh noes. Someone asked her a real question…Whatever shall we do?!???

Kristen Stewart has revealed that she’s been building up to her wedding with co-star Robert Pattinson, for Breaking Dawn, since she was only seventeen-years-old!

She said that she has been waiting to shoot the wedding scene for part one of the final two movies, since she began working on the franchise.

In a new interview, she said, “I’ve been building up to these moments for four years. I was seventeen when I started this movie. This one is really loaded with those cathartic, impactful, huge moments and they’re not all completely fantasy. They’re very rooted in a reality that I can completely see myself in, and anyone. Anyone who reads the books can imagine them.”

The actress also revealed that the movies stay true to the books, but there are a few added bonuses. She added, “I do feel it’s very close to the book and a really sincere telling of the story. At the same time, we added bits. There are surprises that surprise me too, even in the iconic bits, in the wedding, in the honeymoon.”

Are you excited to see it all play out on the big screen?

This may just be one of Oprah Winfrey’s better ideas. According to reports, the talk show titan is thinking about giving Neil Patrick Harris his own show!

We’ll surely watch! But we have to ask….can he do it as Barney Stinson? That would be hilarious!

The National Enquirer reports that Neil is in talks to join Oprah’s OWN network as the host of a talk show. Reportedly, he pitched the idea to Oprah and the response was good. A source said, “After their initial conversation, Oprah was intrigued enough to set up two followup brainstorming meetings on Skype with Neil. Oprah is mentoring Neil while also trying to bolster her own brand.”

NICE!

The source added, “Oprah realized Neil’s mass appeal to TV audiences, as well as his unique perspective as a gay parent juggling home life and a high profile career in Hollywood. Oprah needs a shot of adrenaline in the OWN network and a hot daytime talk show could be just the ticket.”

Will you watch? I know we would! I think this would definitely liven up the new network, don’t you?

According to Vanilla Ice, Justin Bieber’s fame will not last. He said: “I did ‘Ice Ice Baby’ when I was 16. So I can kind of relate a bit. I sold over a hundred million records and I had a weekend that lasted about three years, and I didn’t know who I was, what’s my purpose in life. My prediction about Bieber is that he’s going to go through one of those weekends that lasts a few years because he’s had such success as a child act.”

Vanilla said he once had all the fame he ever wanted until he made some bad business decisions. The little brat should really get his crap together and that’s what he is claiming to do.

Justin said: “It’s been great to just think and enjoy hanging out with friends. I’m still growing up, and when you’re working every day, you don’t really get a chance to figure out who you are.”

He added, “So with the time off, I’m able to think, pray and just kind of grow up.” He needs to grow up and become a man. Ha. He finally gets it.

There have been rumors surrounding Rumer Willis and plastic surgery in the past. Some have suggested that Rumer has done something in an effort to cure her unfortunate looking face. We would think that she would try to shave something off of that ginormous chin, but I digress.

The latest rumors are surrounding Rumer’s newly improved chest. Apparently, she was previously an A cup and now, she’s sporting some huge knockers. Now, I’m not a doctor, nor do I play one on TV, but it looks like Rumer has gotten herself enhanced in the boobage.

Celebitchy reports:

“It appears to me that Rumer has undergone a breast augmentation, taking her from an A to a C cup,” says renowned Detroit-based cosmetic surgeon Dr. Anthony Youn, who has not treated Rumer. “Her breasts fit her frame nicely, look soft and natural and don’t appear overdone. If she had implants, her plastic surgeon should be patting himself or herself on the back!”

You see, there is only one way for us to know for sure if Rumer has had some work done on her boobs. But that would take research. Any volunteers?

Mesa County Sheriff Stan Hilkey told the press that Duane “Dog” Chapman dropped off a fugitive without properly decontaminating him first. He that he and his staff members where all in danger of getting chemicals in their eyes.

People close do Dog say that he “hosed them down and changed his shirt” before tossing him in the sheriff’s office. They say that he was doing a civil duty and did everyone a favor but, I think he was violating that guy’s rights by forcibly pepperballing him, hosing him down, and changing his shirt.

Dog was “stalking” him for three entire days. People close to Dog “say” that they followed standard procedure, but I’ve watched the show before and they don’t exactly use “standard procedure”. They are brutal and it sickens me to watch them pepperspray people who didn’t even run from them.

The person he peppered was dangerously pepperballed with a potentially lethal amount of pepperspray. When he pepperballed the guy, he put his bounty hunters and many bystanders in danger (especially the guy they bearmaced).

One of these days somebody is going to press charges on Dog and then people will hunting him.

Judge Stephanie Sautner is getting annoyed with Lindsay Lohan and so is the rest of the world. She doesn’t want to hear any of Lindsay’s many excuses, either. She said, “I’m not going to give her five extra minutes. I don’t want to hear, ‘Oh, I couldn’t do it because I was on the set of the John Gotti movie.’” She has only finished four of the 60 days of community service that is required, per her probation.

She also was pretty peeved that she didn’t enroll in psychological counseling. She is giving her twenty-one days to get a personal counselor — or else!

The L.A. County Probation Department wanted Judge Sautner to violate her probation because of three alleged accusations. The first two of them where completely not true. The last one was was her not answering a phone call from her probation officer. But she returned the call, opting to leave a message.

The judge told her that if does not at least try she will have her probation revoked. Judge Sautner isn’t the only one annoyed with her. (Hint: We are, too.)

There is still a possibility that she could be put into jail if she doesn’t get her crap together.

Even though they’ve only just went public with their romance, it’s being rumored that Jennifer Aniston and her new squeeze, Justin Theroux are going house hunting together!

The couple met during the filming of her new movie, Wanderlust, but started dating after he broke up with his girlfriend of fourteen years. Reportedly, the twosome have been looking around, scouting out homes in Beverly Hills.

According to reports, they have been visiting up to six mansions a day, while in search for a new place together. They were even said to have looked at Ellen DeGeneres and Portia De Rossi’s home, which will cost them a cool $60 million.

Jennifer has already sold her mansion in Beverly Hills for $38 million and has to buy another place in a hurry, because she has to be out of the place by the end of the month.

Do you think it’s too soon for rumors to start popping up about them moving in together? Is Jennifer in that much of a rush for a nice relationship to blossom? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

Porn star Bree Olson has revealed that she ended her relationship with warlock Charlie Sheen after she no longer felt comfortable sharing him with his other girlfriend, Natalie Kenly.

Bree left Charlie in April 2011, reportedly, via text message. Now, the dirty details are coming out!

In a new interview, she said, “His assistant said, ‘So you know about Natty, right? Charlie did tell you about Natty?’ I had no idea. When I got to the house my jaw dropped. I was like, ‘Wow. This is his girlfriend. This is so weird.’ Charlie said, ‘Now all three of us can be together.’ I was like, ‘Wow. Okay. Let’s see how this goes…’”

She went on to say that she fell for Charlie, but it was ruined by jealousy as they competed for his attention. She added, “She would spend the whole time fighting for attention and boast about things she had done like cleaning the dishes. She would get very upset and she would cry a lot. I would never try it again – with two girls and one guy in a relationship. However cool a girl tries to say she is about it, jealousy is a natural human reaction. There are too many things in the way. And if I can’t do it – a former porn star – there isn’t much hope for anyone else.”

Charlie even tried to get Bree back after Natalie left, but it was to no avail. Are you surprised by any of this?