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That’s the question a full page ad in The Austin Chronicle asks. The following was dropped in the alt-weekly by Robert Morrow, CASH president:

The ad has been noticed across a wide spectrum of media outlets from The Washington Post to The Huffington Post and several other blog pickups. Many of them seem to be mentioning Ron Paul like it’s going to make people not fist pump Robert Morrow’s epic crusade in search of Rick Perry’s kinky sex history in a proven method. Whatever, tools.

Sure a few opportunists will show up looking for CASH with a salacious tale. But we have a feeling more than a few real skeletons might get knocked out of the closet with this kind of bold and independent investigative journalism style (backed by CASH).

The internets has discovered that Rick Perry spent $78 at La Te Da “Drag Queen Show” in Florida in 2009. Check out the website of Mr. Randy Roberts, who is headlining at the La Te Da Cabaret this week. We don’t need to spell it out to family values people: Where there’s hypocritical smoke, there’s flamingly fabulous Rick Perry.

For the record, I like the ad’s approach. And no, I’ve never had sex with Rick Perry.

[h/T to John Bush in Texas]
[Cross-posted from Hammer of Truth for lulz]

TLC has issued a statement, saying that they have decided to cancel Kat Von D’s reality show, L.A. Ink. In a statement, they said, “TLC has decided that the current season of LA Ink will be its last. The network is proud of what the series has accomplished in its four seasons, following Kat Von D’s journey as an artist from Miami to Los Angeles.”

Apparently, that’s not exactly what went down between Kat and the show. She took to her Twitter to discuss the show after hearing how it got spun from TLC.

She tweeted, “I love how me deciding to not continue doing LA Ink, turns into being “cancelled.” Thanks @TLC. Regardless of everything I remain grateful. Please standby for a more in depth, more honest statement regarding LA Ink.”

Prior to that, she also tweeted a photo her ex-boyfriend, Jesse James. It’s of them hugging! Perhaps now that the show is done and over with, they’ll get back together? Surely distance can’t be a problem if there’s nothing holding you in Los Angeles, right?

What do you think?

Stay tuned as more details are released…

UPDATE: Kat has issued a statement to People magazine regarding the ending of her show:

“In an effort to capitalize on my recent breakup, the network has decided to focus their energy on re-editing events that didn’t happen while filming,” she tells PEOPLE. “I have no regrets and am very proud of the original footage. In my opinion, any attempt to compromise the honesty of that would be an insult to my fans and viewers.”

Von D adds, “As grateful as I am to have been a part of a show like LA Ink, I’m ready to end this chapter and want to focus on other projects now.”

Thoughts?

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Justin Theroux dumped his long-time girlfriend, Heidi Bivens, for Jennifer Aniston. Now, we’re hearing reports that he really doesn’t have any intention on marrying her!

They have already taken their relationship to the next level by moving in together, but that might be as far as it goes, according to a source close to Justin. The snitch said that he’s just not the marrying kind because he doesn’t like to be tied down.

The pal said, “Justin will never marry her. He’s not the marrying type – as you can see from the 14-year relationship he was in that didn’t end in marriage. He is not the kind of guy to be owned.”

He went on to reveal, “Jen is the complete opposite of Justin. She’s all about Malibue and shopping and trying to stay young while Justin is about being an artist. The last place Jen would want to go in New York would be a dive bar.”

He added that Justin was “very taken” when he met and fell in love with Jennifer, saying, “He totally lied to Heidi and broke her heart.”

Do you think they will get married?

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You really know that the world has gone to crap when Justin Bieber gets an entire street named after him. He’s only 17-years-old and yet some folks think that he’s important enough to get this honor. What a crazy world we live in!

As it turns out, it all happened because of an 11-year-old girl named Caroline Gonzalez. She competed in a Facebook competition to become mayor of Forney, Texas, for one day. So her first order of business was renaming Main Street to Justin Bieber Way.

When she was asked why she’d chosen to rename the street, she said, “Because I really like Justin Bieber, I like his music and I like him. I thought, why not have a street in my hometown named after my favorite singer?”

I can’t lie. If I was her age and had the opportunity to name a street after my favorite band, I would do it. We’d be taking a stroll on Def Leppard Avenue, right passed Joe Elliott Court on our way to Hysteria Drive.

The upside? The street was only renamed for one day. So, we only have to really start worrying when we start calling our kids Frito and watching shows called Ow, My Balls.

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Rumor has it that Christina Aguilera might just be engaged to her boyfriend, Matt Rutler!

Yes, this story is coming from Star magazine, which means we should take it with a grain of salt, but let’s just pretend that they’re right for a minute…shall we?

According to Star, “The ink is barely dry on her four-month-old divorce, but Christina Aguilera is already planning to secretly marry her boyfriend.”

Interesting. Why do it in secret? It’s not like people like us won’t find out, right? We’re sneaky like that.

A pal of hers said, “Christina is telling us that she’d love to marry Matt. She’s absolutely consumed with him and can’t stand to be apart for even a minute. She began talking about marriage within months of splitting with Jordan.”

Reportedly, their wedding ceremony will be very low-key, as opposed to her first marriage, which she spent a ton of money on.

Do you think this is BS? Is Christina so “consumed” with Matt that she just wants to run off and marry him in secret? Thoughts?

Casey Anthony’s attorney, Jose Baez, is now being investigated by the State Bar of Florida — for possible ethical violations.

Casey was convicted in 2010 for check fraud, and the judge in the case mistakenly put her on probation while she was in jail, waiting for her court appearance for her murder charge. The judge in her murder case made it clear that her jail time did not count toward her probation, something that Jose protested.

TMZ has more:

Anthony’s lawyers acted as if the written order was the final word, and as a result authorities — who were in the dark — determined Anthony had completed her probation.

The Chief Judge of the court lashed out at Baez, saying, “Our system of justice should never be in the position of rewarding someone who willfully hides the ball,” adding, Baez may have violated “an attorney’s duty of candor.”

On Baez’ part, he told the judge he did indeed know about the trial judge’s error but felt he had no obligation to inform the court.

There’s such a thing as an unethical attorney? Color us shocked!

Kim Kardashian and all of her sisters went on a shopping spree yesterday in L.A. You know why she’s laughing? It’s because deep down inside, she’s thinking that she pulled off the biggest heist in the history of man.

She got famous because she was peed on in a sex tape and now people are clamoring to learn what kind of cake she’s going to be eating on her wedding day.

She’s laughing because she’s a successful product of the moral decay of society and yet us lowly peons are looking in on her (thanks to reality television) and are dreaming of that princess lifestyle that she’s become accustomed to.

While we can hate and hate on her all day — and lord knows we love to do that, we just have to realize that she’s being tailed around by cameras because someone cares where she’s getting her nails done. Scary.

Stop the madness before we all turn into Idiocracy and only care about butts farting on a movie screen. This has been your Earsucker PSA for the day. Our regularly scheduled programming is already in progress.

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Robert Pattinson is such a good boyfriend! According to reports, the Breaking Dawn actor spent $40,000 on an antique gold and platinum locket for his girlfriend and co-star, Kristen Stewart!

The locket is said to contain photos of them together, along with a personal inscription in Latin. How sweet!

According to Star magazine, the inscription says, “Even if you can’t see me, my love for you is always there.”

Kristen was said to be overwhelmed by the gift, a source revealed. The snitch said, “She was really touched — it was so incredibly sweet. She’s been in tears, saying she can’t face being away from Rob for too long and that it physically hurts her.”

Physically hurts her? Really? I’m not buying it. Even if they are a couple who aren’t manufactured to keep the Twilight franchise alive, I’d doubt that she’s physically hurt from being apart from him. It sounds kind of stalkerish, doesn’t it?

What do you think? It was a sweet gesture, wasn’t it? But still, she’s “physically hurt”?? Oh, Star, how you manage to come up with this stuff is beyond even me.

On the new issue of In Touch Weekly, they’ve got Jennifer Aniston and her boyfriend, Justin Theroux, with the caption, “Justin’s ex warns Jen! Hooked on Mr. Wrong!”

Justin and his ex-girlfriend, Heidi Bivens, were together for fourteen years, before he split with her to be with Jennifer. Now, she’s in the tabloid, warning Jennifer about him.

Reportedly, he has a criminal past, he “cruelly mocked” Jen and “He’ll never be faithful!”

In the inset photo, they’ve got Justin and Heidi together, with the caption, “He lied to my face!”

If he’s such a criminal and a cheater, then why was she with him for so long? That’s what I want to know.

Seriously, why can’t people just leave Jennifer alone and let her be happy? If it weren’t for his ex coming forward, they’d probably have her on the cover with a pregnancy quote or split rumors. It’s like she’s cursed or something.

What do you think? Leave Jen alone?

According to The Globe, former Alaskan Governor-turned-reality star, Sarah Palin, is involved in some sort of cocaine scandal.

Their photo with the caption, “She snorted drug here” just says it all, doesn’t it? It’s as if no one told them that they’re missing a word, perhaps?

Is this an attempt to get people to discredit her in her possible attempt at the White House next year? Heck, she can probably do just fine with discrediting herself all on her own. She’s a moron in her own right, thank you very much.

So, unless the Globe has specific photos and/or video of Sarah sniffing the white lady, we’re not buying it. We’d like to believe it, but we need proof, people. Besides, does Sarah seem wired like your average cokehead? Probably not. No, she’s just stupid. And you really can’t fix that, can you?