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In case you haven’t vomited yet today, we bring you this little piece of news. Remember how we told you that Lionsgate Films is crapping all over your favorite movie of all time by remaking the famous Dirty Dancing? Well, yeah, they’re still going ahead with it regardless of how fans feel about it. So there.

You know what else? Miley Cyrus’ name is being thrown out there for the possible role of Frances “Baby” Houseman. Ugh. I can’t. Why, lord, why?!?

Several other names have been rumored to be taking the two main roles in the remake. Emma Roberts’ name has also been mentioned for the role of Baby. Also mentioned, but for Johnny’s role are Justin Timberlake and Derek Hough. Now, that’s not even right. No one should be able to take the place of the late, great Patrick Swayze. He was one of a kind.

You know who they should really get if they want a man who can move? Maksim Chmerkovskiy. Then I might watch. Who do you think they should get for Johnny and Baby’s roles?

I am still perplexed by them doing this remake. Are they really all out of ideas? It would seem so to me.

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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. A famous celebrity, who’s basically famous for being famous, loses a cell phone/laptop/other device — and BOOM! The raunchy photos/videos get “leaked”.

So, Paris Hilton was in the Philippines and she lost two of her cell phones…So you know what that means, right? Double the exposure! Ha. And here we thought she was leaning toward irrelevance. Oh wait, that’s right, she is.

Because we’re totally sick of her “branding”, Paris has decided to infect the Philippines with her “merchandising”. She arrived in the country last night, but the good folks over there said that she was already searching the plane for her cell phones upon her arrival. Maybe that’s a hint that they wanted her herp back in the U.S.?

Chief of the MIAA’s media affairs division, Connie Bungag, said, “As she was walking the concourse area, she stopped and tried looking for it in her bag. We don’t think she lost it here. When she was deplaning, she was already looking for the phones.”

I read that as: “She needs to get her herp infested self back on the plane — we didn’t sign up for this!”

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Kim Kardashian is set to walk down the aisle with fiancee Kris Humphries on August 20th and she’s getting wedding advice from another reality television actress — Kendra Wilkinson!

Kendra married Hank Baskett in 2009 at the Playboy mansion and offered some advice for the sex tape star. Hey, they have to stick together, right? Ha.

She said, “I made sure my dress was in a completely separate room and that no one went in there.”

She also revealed, “Good music is key” for a wedding to be a success. She added, “If there is good music then people are dancing and having fun, and nothing else matters.”

So I’m guessing she won’t be playing her own song, Turn It Up, there? Oh yeah, that’s right….it’s probably because it bombed. Kim has already asked fans for advice on what songs she should play at her wedding.

What do you think Kim should have them play at her wedding? I checked for songs about becoming famous as a result of lying about a sex tape featuring yourself getting peed on by Ray J, but seriously, I couldn’t find a thing. I’ll be back, I’m going to get busy penning my first hit song.

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If you’ve wondered the motivation behind some of the movie choices that actors make, then Jake Gyllenhaal is here to tell us why he picks the parts that he does… It’s because he’s able to tell a story that he actually cares about.

He said that he enjoys working in the movie business, because he gets the chance to tell stories that he cares about. Since doing his first movie, Donnie Darko, Jake has starred in over fifteen movies. In a recent interview, he said that he likes to choose characters that are of interest to him and also tell stories that are relevant.

He said, “I’m in the business of playing characters. That’s what i’m in. That’s what I want to try and do. The ability to tell stories that you care about, it does give you a great opportunity to do that.”

He went on to reveal, “I didn’t grow up in a Hollywood way. I grew up in a family of people who made movies, and continue to do so to this day.”

What role would you like to see Jake pursue?

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Because the tabloids and other gossip outlets really don’t have anything else to speculate on, the current rumor making the rounds is that Pippa Middleton padded her butt for the Royal wedding! Can you believe that?!??

Did she really get the Kim Kardashian special? Our official guess is no!

There was a special on TLC, called Crazy About Pippa where noted “experts” pondered her toned tushy on her sister’s special day. One commentator said, “She had this very pert bum sticking out.”

London spa owner Lesley Reynolds Kahn, said, “I’m not convinced that it’s completely natural. Because I think, if you look at other photos of her and you see her in jeans, she’s got quite a flat bottom. But I think possibly for the day, for that gorgeous dress, she may have had some sort of pants that gave her a little bit of a lift, or even a little bit of padding.”

Seriously? It couldn’t have been that white dress that she was wearing? It looked rather expensive. Perhaps that’s just the way her butt looks?

What do you think?

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As if Twilight fans weren’t already excited enough for the first part of the last set of movies to come out, the cast of the franchise keeps revealing more and more information about it. As the time for the movie’s premiere gets closer and closer, the cast tells us more details, which make us want to see Breaking Dawn even more. Apparently November can’t get here fast enough, can it?

Now, Kristen Stewart is talking about her wedding dress for her nuptials to Robert Pattinson’s character, Edward Cullen.

She appears in the latest issue of W magazine, where she talks all about the movie…and she even dished on the dress!

She said, “The wedding dress experience was a huge deal. I tried on one version of the dress, and it was like tweak and tweak and alter and tweak and change, and then it’s done. BFD dress. Huge deal.”

She’s said to be walking down the aisle in a custom-made Carolina Herrera gown and we’re sure she’s going to look fabulous. Are you excited for the vampire wedding of the century? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

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Teen singer Justin Bieber and his Disney star girlfriend, Selena Gomez, have been going strong for quite some time now. From the looks of things, it doesn’t appear to be slowing down any time soon! Sorry Beliebers!

They’ve been to Hawaii, been on a pancake date, held hands and kissed at awards shows and have done nothing but gush about each other constantly.

Recently, Selena gave an interview to Omaha radio station 94.1 FM and did nothing but rave about her boyfriend. How cute. She even admitted that she loves the Biebz….Adorable, right?

She said, “That kid’s amazing. I love Bieber so I could talk all about him all day. Everyone thinks I’m a cougar!”

When asked for a comment on what she’d just said, she responded, “Nothing’s changed, apparently.”

What do you think? Is it true love? Or is it just puppy love between two teenagers? There have been rumors that she might just be with him for his money. Do you think that’s true? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

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Recently, Brooke Hogan posed for some nude shots of herself in a cage for PETA. The shocking part was when she brought her father, Hulk Hogan, to the exhibit’s premiere.

It seemed rather creepy, but then again, they are a seemingly open kind of family. I guess if he can put suntan lotion on her butt, then it’s okay to see her naked? What’s even creepier about the situation is that the Hulk’s girlfriend looks like a carbon copy of Brooke.

Brooke obviously doesn’t take any issue with taking her father to the exhibit. She took to her Twitter page to say, “Im SO sick of people saying me and my dad are in some perverted relationship. Go home and do your own thing! Stop picking on me!”

Well, if they wouldn’t make it so easy, then we wouldn’t. It just seems very creepy to us that she would want her father to see photos of her in a cage, completely naked.

What do you think? Creepy or no big deal? Sound off in the comments!

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Casey Anthony was found not guilty in the murder of her two-year-old daughter, Caylee. But, she was convicted of check fraud in 2010 and has since been ordered to return to Florida to serve out her probation in that case.

Before her highly publicized murder trial, Casey pleaded guilty to check fraud. During her daughter’s disappearance, Casey reportedly stole checks from a friend and went shopping.

Casey’s attorneys argued that it wouldn’t be good for her if her exact location was known to the public. The judge agreed and ordered the Department of Corrections to keep her address information secret while she serves out her probation. She has received a lot of death threats after being acquitted of Caylee’s murder. A lot of people were shocked that she was seemingly guilty of murder, yet the Prosecution was unable to prove their case.

Her lawyers tried to argue that she served out her probation during her jail time in connection with her daughter’s murder. The judge rejected those claims.

She is due back in the Sunshine state on August 26th to report to her probation officer.

Stop the press! Lindsay Lohan has been offered a job! Ha. It’s a job that she’s not likely to take, but hey, it’s something, right?!?

The rehabbed actress has been offered the chance to become the face of an anti-cheating website. Cheaterville.com head honchos want Lindsay to help them with the promotion of their website. Even by offering her the job in such a public outlet, they’re already associating their name with hers, so it’s really a win/win for them, even if she doesn’t accept.

Cheaterville exec, James A. McGibney, said, “I’m extending this offer not only because we are huge fans, but because we would like to help bring your image into a better light.”

The website allows users to post photos and commentary on cheaters all over the world. You can post whatever circumstances surrounded the cheating scenario and tell your story. This, seemingly, all in an effort to prevent good people from getting together with known users and cheaters.

Should Lindsay take the job? Will it really revamp her image like they suggest? Or is it just a publicity ploy on their part? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

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Former Warrant singer Jani Lane was found dead in a Comfort Inn hotel in Woodland Hills on Thursday night. He was 47.

His initial autopsy was done on Friday, but unfortunately for family and friends, his untimely death will remain a mystery — for now. The initial examination was said to have proved inconclusive.

Experts are awaiting the results of toxicology tests that were performed, but results can take up to two months to reveal. He was said to have had a half-empty bottle of vodka in his hotel room, along with a bottle of prescription medication. No one has released information as of yet as to the nature of the pills found.

Stay tuned as more details are revealed…