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Dancing eighth on last night’s episode of Dancing With The Stars, was Chaz Bono and his professional dance partner, Lacey Schwimmer, doing the Quick Step.

From our recap:

Slow and boring, like he didn’t know what was going on. But he was wearing a pasted on smile. Terrible. Bruno said the Quick Step has to be fast. Carrie Ann said he handled the pain well and it can’t cover the fact that he didn’t dance quickly. Len said he got through it, however, it is a Quick Step and he moves faster through the car wash.

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Chaz was in pain, but does that make up for poor dancing skill? Are you giving him another chance to try again next week? Or should he go home and rest his knees?

What did you think of the dance? Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

Talk show host Ricki Lake and her professional dance partner Derek Hough took to the Dancing With The Stars stage seventh, doing their version of the Jive.

The dance was okay, but wasn’t the best of the night. Still, it turned out to be Derek the stripper, while Ricki was just going along for the ride.

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Len Goodman said that a couple of the steps disturbed him a little bit. He said he didn’t like it. He said he liked the fun of it and she came out and gave it what it needed.

Bruno Tonioli said that Ricki was the first person tonight that did the kicks and flicks correctly. Bruno said that she got to sit on Derek! And she did incredibly well.

Carrie Ann Inaba said “Best Jive of the night so far!”

Judge’s Scores:

Carrie Ann: 8
Len: 7
Bruno: 8
Total: 23/30

What did you think of Ricki’s performance? Were you a fan? Did you agree with Len, or did you find Bruno’s comments more fitting? Let us know your thoughts in the comments! Of course, if you’ve missed last night’s show, check out our official recap here.

Dancing sixth on last night’s episode of Dancing With The Stars was Carson Kressley and his professional dance partner, Anna Trebunskaya, doing the Quickstep.

We weren’t exactly impressed with Carson’s Quickstep. It didn’t seem that the footwork was fast enough and it was more like a “Slow Step”. It was boring, slow and it seemed calculated to us.

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Carrie Ann Inaba said that she saw improvement, but she wasn’t sure what happened to that improvement in that dance. She said that it was sort of like he was a little wobbly. She said it had good intent, but she was concerned for Anna at times.

Len Goodman said that if he held a knife and fork like Carson held Anna, he would starve to death. He said that the trouble is, the worst dances on the show are the most fun to watch. He said he was told that Carson worked the hardest this week and he wants to see him come back.

Bruno Tonioli said that “Tonight, we’ve had Pee Wee Herman goes to the prom”. He said Carson had that look like he couldn’t believe he got the girl all the way through and it was because he looked like he was dancing on bananas. He said, “You can see that you’ve put a lot of work into it”. He added that “as entertainment, it was great.”

Judge’s Scores:

Carrie Ann: 6
Len: 6
Bruno: 6
Total: 18/30

Did you think his dance was that good? Or was it a snooze-fest? Were the judges too hard on Carson or were they spot on with their critiques? Let us know your thoughts in the comments.

In case you’ve missed last night’s show, you can check out our official recap here.

Reality star Rob Kardashian took the stage fifth on last night’s episode of Dancing With The Stars, doing the Jive with his professional dancer partner, Cheryl Burke.

This dance was okay, but wasn’t anything special. Rob looked like he was having fun with it, but it wasn’t that wonderful. At least they looked like they were having a good time. I expected Len to say something about using props, but I was wrong.

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Bruno Tonioli said that Rob started to blossom! He said he started to find his own voice and was having a good time. He said that he listened to the music and has a rapport with Cheryl and his timing was perfect.

Carrie Ann Inaba said, “It’s official! Rob Kardashian is a better dancer than Kim Kardashian!” (How hard was that to beat? Seriously. Carrie Ann said it was fantastic and no disrespect to Kim intended, but Rob has the dancing gene. She commented that it was nice to see his confidence.

Len Goodman said, “High energy, fast-paced — it was a proper performance”. He said it was a great improvement and “well done to you”.

Judge’s Scores:

Carrie Ann: 7
Len: 7
Bruno: 7
Total: 21/30

What did you think of Rob’s performance? Is he a better dancer than his sister? Let us know your thoughts in the comments! If you’ve missed last night’s performances, check out our official recap here.

Actor David Arquette and his professional dance partner, Kym Johnson, danced third on last night’s episode of Dancing With The Stars. They performed a cute and fast Jive and it was an improvement over last week’s dance (even though that was pretty well done, as well).

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Carrie Ann Inaba said that Carson has some competition. She said that it was a little bit “Carson-esque” and what she loved about it was that incredible enthusiasm about it that came out of him. She said that he totally let loose and let it all hang out. She commented that last week he was in his head a lot and was too serious, but this week, it all came out. She said he almost lost control a few times, but this is the direction he needs to stay in.

Len Goodman said that he is almost speechless and asked if it was time for Castle now? He said that any connection that had with a Jive was coincidence and that the technique wasn’t there. He said he liked the enthusiasm that he came out with, but it was a little bit wild and frantic.

Bruno Tonioli said they told him not to hold back and he definitely did not hold back. He said David is like a runaway train and the problem is that he went on the border of derailment. He said David lost some of the timing and technique, but he is starting to find his persona and he’s performing with confidence.

Judge’s Scores:

Carrie Ann: 6
Len: 6
Bruno: 6
Total: 18/30

What did you think of David and Kym’s Jive? Were they too harsh on him? Let us know your thoughts in the comments. If you’ve missed last night’s show, check out our recap here.

Dancing fourth on last night’s episode of Dancing With The Stars was George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis and her professional dance partner, Val Chmerkovskiy, doing their version of the Quickstep.

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From our recap from last night:

It’s a little better than last week (which isn’t saying much), but it seems boring for the type of dance. Len said it’s not right, but it’s better than last week. Bruno said the gears were grinding and the pistons were pumping. Carrie Ann said she overcame and made a comeback this week.

Judge’s Scores:
7+7+7 = Total: 21/30

What did you think of Elisabetta and Valentin’s Quickstep? Was it too contrived or is it just us? Did you like it? Are you still trying to figure out how she got on the show at all, considering that she’s not well known in the States. It’s what we’ve dubbed as the “Clooney effect”.

Thoughts on her dance?

Dancing second on last night’s Dancing With The Stars, were reality show star Kristin Cavallari and her professional dance partner, Mark Ballas, doing the Quickstep.

It was a lively and happy Quickstep, and Kristin showed some improvement over last week’s dance.

Check out the video of their Quickstep:

Bruno Tonioli said he was “bedazzled by the blonde bombshell!” He said he loves old Hollywood glamor and this performance was “twinkling with pleasure”. He said she just worked it beautifully. He advised her to hold her frame all of the way through in the Quickstep. He commented on her “beautiful ending”, saying that got too excited and almost missed it.

Carrie Ann Inaba said, “Last week, nervous, this week, STUNNING!” She said it was a complete transformation and she was elegant and floated across and they were in complete synchronicity. She said that Kristin was gorgeous, light on her feet and kept her frame and it was just “GORGEOUS!”

Len Goodman said Kristin looks fantastic, but the dance wasn’t as good as she looked. He said she had him dazzled by the whole spectacle, but if you look closer, the footwork could have been cleaner, the hold could have been stronger and said that she broke hold, which is against the rules, a couple of times. However, overall it was a great improvement over last week and told her “well done.”

Judge’s Scores:

Carrie Ann: 8
Len: 7
Bruno: 7
Total: 22/30 points

What did you think of Kristin and Mark’s Quickstep? Sound off in the comments and let us know what you think. If you’ve missed last night’s episode, check out our official recap here.

Hope Solo and her professional dance partner Maksim Chmerkovskiy took to the Dancing With The Stars stage first, last night to perform the Jive.

Check out the video of their Jive:

The dance was cute and fast and enjoyable to watch. She did kind of mess up a little bit here and there, but it wasn’t anything that terrible. Len Goodman commented that the dance was charming, crisp and fast moving, but noted that she lost her timing a little bit here and there. He said that there wasn’t quite the synchronicity and the audience expressed their displeasure with his commentary.

Bruno Tonioli said that he knows she’s fit and her fanny (?) could crack a walnut, but all of that power is not enough. He said that she has to be precise in this dance, but that she lost it so many times. He said that she didn’t put enough time in to perfect her routine.

Carrie Ann Inaba said that she thought it was a fun performance and that Hope was fun and flirtatious and that was a new side of her. She agreed with Bruno that there were some mess ups, but said that Hope should work on relaxing into it.

Judge’s Scores:

Carrie Ann: 6
Len: 7
Bruno: 6
Total: 19/30

What did you think of their performance? Let us know in the comments below! As always, if you’ve missed last night’s show, click here for our official recap.

Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were married in Montecito, California on August 20th, but new reports have surfaced suggesting that things might not always be rosy in their neck of the woods.

It’s always been our stance that their wedding is fake and all of the signs are pointing to the fact that Kim and Kris are Speidi 2.0 with their fake wedding drama. But, time will tell, yes?

According to reports, Kim has revealed that she doesn’t always wear her wedding ring. The platinum and diamond ring that Kris used to seal the deal is worth a cool $200,000, but that doesn’t mean she’s wearing it all of the time.

She said to Women’s Wear Daily, “But I don’t wear any jewelry to work out. I was leaving the gym yesterday and I didn’t have my ring on, and there were all these photographers taking pictures and I said to my sister, ‘Just watch, Kourtney. You will see a story ‘Kim Without Her Ring. Trouble In Paradise.’”

To be fair though, Kim, we’ve been saying that all along. So when it comes time for that last check to be cashed and you and Kris finally part as business interests, we’ll say we told you so.

Do you think the fact that she doesn’t wear her wedding ring all of the time is a sign about their relationship? Or do you think it’s okay to leave the house without your ring? Sound off in the comments and let us know what you think!

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Nancy Grace gave the viewers of last night’s episode of Dancing With The Stars a little more than they bargained for after her Quick Step with Tristan MacManus.

When host Tom Bergeron was calling her to the judge’s table, he was talking about how acceptable *that* would be for their European show. We were curious when the cameras cut to the audience twice, and we’d suggested that she either fell or flashed boob. Apparently it was the latter, because now, her goodies (or not) are all over the internet, for your viewing pleasure. (Or not.)

And — now with video goodness:

Weird how they cut to the audience, but no one prompted them with the “applause” sign? Her nip slips don’t garner any applause from that crowd, or us, for that matter. Once again, if you want to see the uncensored photo of her boobage, feel free to click over to our sister website Hammer of Truth, where they’ve got the pic and incisive commentary. They’ve also handily provided you with some eye bleach, because, trust us, you’re going to need it after that.

Was this just a publicity stunt? Sound off in the comments below! [On a side note, we're not proud of this or the fact that we watch this garbage.]

On last week’s episode of Two And A Half Men, we learned that Charlie Harper died on the Paris Metro. At his funeral, his mother tried to sell his Malibu beach house. They also introduced the character of Walden Schmidt, played by Ashton Kutcher. At the end of the episode, it said “To be continued…”, so tonight, we’re getting part two of the season premiere. In case you’ve missed the show, you can read our official recap here.

According to reports, the show is introducing Judy Greer as Walden’s ex-wife, Bridget. On to our recap of tonight’s events!

Walden is hiring Berta to stay on as their housekeeper and he tells her that money is no issue. Berta is thinking a lot of dirty jokes about Walden. Alan is leaving the house and Berta asks him for a hug. She tells Alan that she’s taking his room. Another creepy sex thought from Berta, hurled at Walden. Alan is leaving and Walden is amazed by the peephole. Throw in an unfunny joke by Alan and an awkward moment. Alan leaves, and Walden says he’s starting off his new life as a single guy in Malibu. Out comes Jake! Doh! (continue reading…)